Weirdest Fetishes/Kinkshaming - Post the oddest or most disgusting kinks you've ever stumbled upon

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I only heard this second hand and I cannot remember where but someone said they knew a guy whose fetish was women in nothing but skinny jeans sitting on a model city made of cereal boxes. Dude knew what he wanted apparently.

Weirdest I have seen in media personally is probably lift and carry. Like picking other people up. It's not super fucked up it's just baffling.
 

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Probably pretty tame compared to y'all degenerates, but incest fetishes. The few times I stumbled across it was during other kinds of normal porn and something would, out of fucking nowhere, say something incestuous. That's apparently a pretty popular genre. Maybe those fucks want to see more lolcows being born in the future...
 
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Probably pretty tame compared to y'all degenerates, but incest fetishes. The few times I stumbled across it was during other kinds of normal porn and something would, out of fucking nowhere, say something incestuous. That's apparently a pretty popular genre. Maybe those fucks want to see more lolcows being born in the future...
There's actual incest in current, mainstream porn, but since it's usually two "attractive" chicks, no one cares lol
 

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There's actual incest in current, mainstream porn, but since it's usually two "attractive" chicks, no one cares lol
Two "sexy" chicks I might understand, but a "sexy" guy and a "sexy" girl doing it yelling about being siblings (when I was looking for other kinds of porn) is just wrong on SO many levels. Sexy siblings can still definitely make a CWC or Greer...
 

Cactus Wings

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Why is futanari everywhere now? It's disgusting.
Girl on girl is safe. Even straight girls enjoy it and exercise it with literal no-homo clauses. Half my female classmates took nude pics together in their mid-teens. Now imagine having to be a dude getting off online, likely with another dude. They can emulate their tiny amount of sexual experience with themselves but add "she" and "tits" and be well off.

Or the fact the internet just decided it's a whitelisted kink so people exercise it and can get off to the same boring shit for 8 years out of fear of becoming blacklisted.
 
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I only heard this second hand and I cannot remember where but someone said they knew a guy whose fetish was women in nothing but skinny jeans sitting on a model city made of cereal boxes. Dude knew what he wanted apparently.

Weirdest I have seen in media personally is probably lift and carry. Like picking other people up. It's not super fucked up it's just baffling.
One I like, and not in a fetish or sexual way, is "strugglin' with luggage". It's not called that, I don't know what it is called or if it has a name, it is just the name I came up with because it described exactly what it is and it is mildly funny. It's such an innocent perversion and there used to be a couple of videos on youtube(where I found it many years ago) but they seem to be gone. There's no nudity or anything sexual, it's more like the lead up to a comedy sketch where they they forgot the comedy. It has to be what is called bespoke pornography.

A scenario might be like this: A woman in business-like attire, with a skirt going down to the knees - I'll explain my theory about this and the heels. She is extremely stressed out and has a bunch of luggage trying to get to a flight or a train. Maybe a big suitcase on wheels, a carry-on bag of maximum size, handbag, a smaller piece of luggage and it's all too much. She needs to control all this luggage. Then it all needs to go in the trunk of a car or a cab or into something. She can't put down the luggage(I don't know why) and she can't raise her arms so getting the trunk open is hard, maybe bop it with the knee, the skirt rides up, so she can't raise her knee that high in public. It's pretty much that.

My thoughts about this is that the skirt restrains movement and the heels makes moving fast difficult while trying to deal with all that luggage. There's also a kind of distress but it is not dangerous or threatening. So it is some kind of everyday public self-bondage thing maybe? I have had no luck tracking down the videos again, I saw them on youtube in 2006-2007 or so.

I realized that these were niche fetish videos because I had seen something very similar before. There was a man named Art Frahm that made very similar pin-up paintings in the 50's and it is a hilarious kind of kitch smut that I have posted before in some thread.
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"The peculiar art of Art Frahm" - it doesn't get racier than the picture above and Lileks makes some entertaining analysis of them

Pedal pumpers are strange as well, just a foot in high heels angrily pumping the pedal of a car.
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

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Being trapped inside a bottle while your hands/feet are pressed up against the glass is apparently a thing. This person was turned on by AVGN and Mike being trapped in particular, though.
Wasn't that a Garbage Pail Kid?

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The most bizarrely specific fetish I've ever seen is 'buttonsacking', or being trapped in a cloth bag made of just the right material, closed by buttons and buttons only, no zippers or snaps or buckles allowed.

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Kitty Nikki

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Worst of the worst has to be vore and gore, as well as pedophilia and rape. Anyone into these things needs serious help.
 

Fapcop

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Did anyone bring up fucking a stoma yet?

(As in: Those tubes you poop through)

I think that one takes the prize as far as I’m concerned. Seems to be a surprisingly popular kink too.
 

Fapcop

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Wasn't that a Garbage Pail Kid?

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The most bizarrely specific fetish I've ever seen is 'buttonsacking', or being trapped in a cloth bag made of just the right material, closed by buttons and buttons only, no zippers or snaps or buckles allowed.

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Eh... What if there’s a zipper instead of buttons? Would that be considered a separate fetish?

Would the buttonsacking community think I’m a degenerate weirdo if I’m into that?
 
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Eh... What if there’s a zipper instead of buttons? Would that be considered a separate fetish?

Would the buttonsacking community think I’m a degenerate weirdo if I’m into that?
The buttonsacking community consists consists entirely of one autist called 'Nabville', who seems to have disappeared recently. His Deviantart and Reddit accounts have been deleted. Apparently, the whole appeal of buttons instead of zippers is so there's a wide seam to make 'MMPH MMPH' noises against.

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The grossest one I've heard is called VomButtpee
(Shortened form of Vomit Butt Pee) The fetish is you take the vomit of your SO and shove it up your ass. Your SO then cleans it out by urinating into your butt thereby "Cleaning" the vomit. if their urine doesn't clean it out they partake in what's known as the Garbage run where they put their tongue up your ass and lick the vomit out. According to the horrifying stepbystep guide they recommend taking a laxative beforehand so when your SO is licking out their vomit they get a mouth full of diarrhea shit which is followed by them French Kissing you in order to get the shit out of their mouth
 
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