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Personally don't think what I have listened to is very good. There was time about a year ago in which I listened to a track or two from each album he put out. I find the character he's created to be amusing enough I do want the music to achieve greater online dispersal though.
I listened to a wider sampling of it since my previous post. It's not all actively bad, but it's even at its best it's all going for a very specific underground niche. The songs where it's just someone delivering an edgy social or political message over a looped instrumental seem pretty lazy on a musical level, but there's also some stuff that's passable noise and/or avant garde music besides those types of tracks.

A couple of albums there almost remind me of things like Throbbing Gristle or the early Swans albums.
 
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Pickelhaube

Very noise indeed
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Anyone heard of Ling's Cars' Website? It is an insane website made by an equally insane Chinese-British businesswoman. Some of her stunts includes buying a nuclear missile truck and placing it in the middle of UK's busiest highway (M62) for advertisement and refusing a £25,000 investment in Dragon's Den (British version of Shark Tank), only to make the same amount in profit not long after.

Eccentricity aside, receptions of her business is largely positive.
 

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If you're a troon, jump and reach the Moon
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Suomen Jediyhdistys Ry / Suomen Jediakademia (Finnish Jedi Academy) has the most exceptional website. Its design is straight up eye rape and the text it contains will also rape you mind.

HTML tittle tag is overrated (Uusi sivu 1 = new page 1)
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Here is what the site looks like:
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The site has green text text on top of this yellow space background. I guess you need to be a Jedi master so one can manipulate the Force to filter out these harmful wavelengths of light. You can visit the site here, but I would recommend putting on sunglasses first. I've ripped the page here so it is safer (still not 100% safe) for you to view.
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The organisation is founded by this Finnish lolcow known as Kars Skywalker who is basically a household name here. Here is his mug.
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He is a special boy and will maybe someday get a proper thread. His Jedi powers consists of manipulating midi-chlorians inside women's pussies to make them instantly wet and levitation. Here is their introductory video. The video is in Finnish, but the exceptionalism is internationally recognizable.
 
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Kiislova

Mostly non degenerate furfag
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Suomen Jediyhdistys Ry / Suomen Jediakademia (Finnish Jedi Academy) has the most exceptional website. Its design is straight up eye rape and the text it contains will also rape you mind.

HTML tittle tag is overrated (Uusi sivu 1 = new page 1)
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Here is what the site looks like:

The site has green text text on top of this yellow space background. I guess you need to be a Jedi master so one can manipulate the Force to filter out these harmful wavelengths of light. You can visit the site here, but I would recommend putting on sunglasses first. I've ripped the page here so it is safer (still not 100% safe) for you to view.



The organisation is founded by this Finnish lolcow known as Kars Skywalker who is basically a household name here. Here is his mug.
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He is a special boy and will maybe someday get a proper thread. His Jedi powers consists of manipulating midi-chlorians inside women's pussies to make them instantly wet and levitation. Here is their introductory video. The video is in Finnish, but the exceptionalism is internationally recognizable.
Made with MS Word twothousand-something. That's exceptional..

Edit: Correction, Microsoft Frontpage 5.0, as per page source.
 
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There was a site over a decade ago dedicated to Roy Orbison wrapped in plastic wrap. The guy even wrote a book about his fetish. A book now sadly out of print.
Oh, it was better than that, it wasn't a vanity publish, some people took interest in what they saw as outsider art.

From one story said:
In the first world war trenches, he must wrap Roy in clingfilm to protect him from a gas attack.
Junebug is a good movie by the way, it's fictional but deals with the peculiar and obscene outsider art scene.
 

An Sionnach Seang

Russell Greer audiobook in profile
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There was a site over a decade ago dedicated to Roy Orbison wrapped in plastic wrap. The guy even wrote a book about his fetish. A book now sadly out of print.
it was a hoax, but a pretty good one; the English author, Michael Kelly, wrote it like a German who had studied the English language very thoroughly, but was not entirely familiar with the way it's spoken in practise
the 'author's' name was a big clue it was a hoax - Ulrich Haarbürste (Ulrich Hairbrush)
 

Token Weeaboo

Honest people don't need to remember anything
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okay, so this isn't a weird site, but it does give the biggest nostalgia trip. It plays the main menu screen on loop- music as well- of your choice of Halo CE, 2, 3, 3 Mythic, 3 ODST, 4, 5, Reach and Wars!
 

Rice Is Ready

*MMMMUUAH
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A website devoted to international man of mystery and self proclaimed whistleblower and target of CIA DIA TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL INVOLVES SYNTHETIC TELEPATHY CONVERSATIONS Bryan Tew.
 
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Not exactly "weird weird", but it's an outdated looking official site for the video game My Summer Car. Honestly, it accompanies the game perfectly, quality perkele shitposting.

That guy's dedicated. I thought it might be using some modern CSS effects, but no, all good HTML3 (+ the MARQUEE tag).

Even the META tags are good
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Joe Swanson

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found this relic of the 2000s while Drunk on Wikipedia
 
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A Humble Ewok

...and a future for Ewok children.
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found this relic of the 2000s while Drunk om Wikipedia
Ah that's where those penguins come from.
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TheSkoomer

UHHHH I'M ... I'M GONNA UH ... I'M SKOOOOOMIN!!!!
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A site called "eht namuh" that was allegedly made by a schizophrenia patient. His dedication mirrored that of Terry Davis.
 
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