Welcome to Vlogmas - Dec 1, 2017

[Malibougie]

painful tag of 20 questions about Christmas

https://youtu.be/tIivYj_djHk

 

[666EVE666]

Aside from this video being ultimately boring and depressing, that Amber Alert joke she made at the start was classy. I can see commenters will like that....Can't wait for the rest of no-vlog vlogmas

 

[Malibougie]

I almost felt bad for her “I have no family” thing until I remembered that she drove aunt Tammy away and that Mama needs to stay away from AL for her sobriety. She isn’t just a victim here. She still has the choice to be working on herself and her mental health, and eventually working repairing these relationships if she wanted to. Instead she goes from family to family with her sob story.

 

[CindyChafe]

Anyone want to run an over/under for what day she fails "Vlogmas"? I say she goes daily until December 17th and then we get an "apology" video saying she was too depressed to finish Vlogmas around January 4th. But she Snaps and Tweets during that time. Then she never mentions the cats ever again.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Aside from this video being ultimately boring and depressing, that Amber Alert joke she made at the start was classy. I can see commenters will like that....Can't wait for the rest of no-vlog vlogmas

When she said "I'm Amber-lert!" my eye twitched. Dumb cow probably has no idea what it means. I'm only one minute in.

Edit: Why the fuck is she even calling it Vlogmas anyway if she isn't going to .... you know... VLOG?

She asks Becky if she just tears into gifts or takes their time... talking to people in between...(opening separate gifts? Not sure what she was getting at.) Who rips into their gifts like the fucking Tasmanian Devil unless they're a toddler? I don't know why that stood out to me. I guess because she obviously has the mind of a child.

 

[BigAmsGams]

It’s good to see Amberlynn is consistent with one thing in her life - putting out the same boring old content. What a snooze-fest.

Always her and Becky sitting one in front of the other so they can attempt to fit into frame.

I loved how she likes to make New Years resolutions yet NEVER keeps them. Oh my lantern gorl!

Poor Twinkie looks fatter too. A chihuahua wearing a medium?

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I loved how she likes to make New Years resolutions yet NEVER keeps them. Oh my lantern gorl!

*Oh Mylantis!

Whatever fuck that means. God she's dumb.

 

[Rotogravure]

Oh Mylanta. Which, ironically is a tagline from the Mylanta commercials in the late 80s/90s. Mylanta is a antacid/heartburn medication. IIRC they also used it during this time on Full House. :autism:

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Oh Mylanta. Which, ironically is a tagline from the Mylanta commercials in the late 80s/90s. Mylanta is a antacid/heartburn medication. IIRC they also used it during this time on Full House. :autism:

Oh I understood what she was trying to say. What *I* said was misleading... I meant to say it's incredibly dumb that she came up with "Mylantis" instead of "Mylanta"

Edit: Full House used to be my favorite show as a kid.

 

[Rotogravure]

Oh I understood what she was trying to say. What *I* said was misleading... I meant to say it's incredibly dumb that she came up with "Mylantis" instead of "Mylanta"

That's probably what she legitimately thinks it is. I mean she said she hadn't seen Dana and Dustin in "a stone age".

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

That's probably what she legitimately thinks it is. I mean she said she hadn't seen Dana and Dustin in "a stone age".

Holy crap, I was about the mention the same thing. I'm watching her most recent YouNow and I just saw someone say at 19:50 in the comments mention that stupid ass "stone ages" phrase (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckQpIDclEN8) and I cannot understand what she's saying. She just kind of trails off. Can anyone make it out?

Edit: I may be deaf, but I went over it again and it seems that she said that she was "only joking"? wtf does that mean? Does she not understand that seeing someone in "stone ages" is not a thing? I really just answered my own question.

 

[BigAmsGams]

You guize just don’t understand sayings. I don’t say “Slay” anymore, it’s been a Stone Age. It’s all about “oh my lantern” “oh mylanta” “oh mylantus” or any other variation I say cause I’m always right. Y’all just haydurs.

 

[stronkwonk]

Oh I understood what she was trying to say. What *I* said was misleading... I meant to say it's incredibly dumb that she came up with "Mylantis" instead of "Mylanta"

I'm vaguely certain that she didn't come up with it, something is tickling my brain that it's from the Hannah Montana show that was on Disney.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I'm vaguely certain that she didn't come up with it, something is tickling my brain that it's from the Hannah Montana show that was on Disney.

Ahhh okay. Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that. :/

 

[Rokko]

The worst about that video is that I had my volume turned up, because I thought it missed the obnoxious "hey guize!!!!" at the start, just to blast it a few seconds later...

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I don’t say “Slay” anymore, it’s been a Stone Age.

Just because I'm feeling nostalgic for classic CWC: "You don't have to tell me twice! But in the Stone Age...."

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Anyone want to run an over/under for what day she fails "Vlogmas"? I say she goes daily until December 17th and then we get an "apology" video saying she was too depressed to finish Vlogmas around January 4th. But she Snaps and Tweets during that time. Then she never mentions the cats ever again.

Well, if she just does her usual shtick of hauls and being obnoxiously drunk,barely touching upon Christmas, she kinda messed up day 2....didn't have much of a Christmas feel to it, but since they showed the silly head gear they wore in day 1, maybe can cut her some slack?

 

[Malibougie]

Day 3 nothing to do with Christmas

 

[Octomet]

So this whole daily vlogmas shtick is just what it would look like if Al took "her job" more seriously......somewhat.