Well, Kiwis. I'm getting a real job now. -

[UY 690]

There's no hope for me to post or make threads on YouTubers or furries since they ban me from making or posting threads about them there. So might as well announce that I'm getting a real job and after I get one. I won't be as online as I use to be. I have to make money in order to live my life and try not to end up in a poor house in the streets. Plus, I'll make lots of money so that I can return to my Kiwi community by donating 9000 dollars to Null and the website for funding for many years to come.

Also, may the lulz grow on this website?

 

[ES 148]

A lot of people have jobs on this site, except the entire moderation and admin staff because they are mentally compelled to do things for free

 

[Black Waltz]

you act like anyone here actually gives a shit

 

[urmom]

Congrats on growing up bro.

A lot of people have jobs on this site, except the entire moderation and admin staff because they are mentally compelled to do things for free

Running another person's business for free is the biggest cuck move.

 

[UY 690]

you act like anyone here actually gives a shit

Naw. Just informing in case people think I died or something.

 

[PT 404]

Congratulations on your assistant manager job at McDonalds. We're very proud of you.

 

[Some Manajerk]

You can have a job and still shitpost. this just seems like laziness.

 

[Diabeetus]

Good job, buddy. Hope you don't get fired because of us.

 

[RG 448]

Welcome to Kiwi Farms!

 

[FemalePresident]

You seem excited for your new job as a Miami Dolphins mascot

 

[ThePurpleProse]

I have to make money in order to live my life and try not to end up in a poor house in the streets

Your is inspiring but let's face reality... what's your plan B?

 

[Cthulu]

I died

I wish

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

Real men already have a job and find the time to shitpost

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Be a man and shitpost at work.

 

[Oglooger]

do you get weekends and holidays off? that's the most important thing people take for granted.

 

[MaxiMax]

Dude. I have like five jobs and I still come here to shitpost.
You just need to learn to schedule in advance your shitposting, it's not that hard or difficult.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

You could have just made a profile post announcing you’re not gonna be here as often, no need to make a whole thread about it lad.

 

[J A N D E K]

Naw. Just informing in case people think I died or something.

Dying is popular here right now. Just look at all the attention Chance and Baraka are getting.

 

[BeanBidan]

Shitpost at work you goody two shoes dweeb

 

[Save the Loli]

You can have a job and still shitpost. this just seems like laziness.

God-tier mode is finding a job where you get paid to shitpost on Kiwifarms, which are surprisingly common.