Skitzocow Wendell Charles NeSmith - Schizophrenic open-source philosophy teacher and angel of God, married to a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl

Is Wendell a Pedophile?

  • Yes, he is a danger to children

    Votes: 83 61.9%
  • Yes, but he probably isn't a danger to children

    Votes: 17 12.7%
  • No, he is just is fixated with purity

    Votes: 2 1.5%
  • No, it is a result of his schizophrenia

    Votes: 32 23.9%

  • Total voters
    134

Longcat

Antisocial Injustice Wizard
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Says his vlogs are a “kids show” despite being flagged as not appropriate for kids, and while I haven’t watched through all of his incoherent schizo ramblings (his voice is seriously creepy, like in uncanny valley territory) I guarantee there’s at least several episodes that certainly aren’t safe for the kiddos.

also he lives in my local area and I’m impressed my tiny city finally has a cow of its very own, though he’s from the USA originally so can I blame you yanks for this one?
 

Lurk

CEO of Being a Broke Failure
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A short video launching his new children's book, Legalise Assisted Suicide:
Link to the 'book' on his website: https://nesmith.net/legalise-assisted-suicide / archive

Ain't no one got time to read so much schizo rambling, but I at least looked at the prologue and have copied it into the spoiler below for posterity:
Prologue: My Plea

September 26, 2020​

My name is Wendell Charles NeSmith and I came to the nation's heart to demand assisted suicide. I have extensively documented the last ten years of my life where I am constantly abused, threatened, and countless times been physically attacked by the goons of your world both criminal and power-mad enforcement, all for merely trying to save the world. At every step of the way I not only stood up to my fiercest enemies but in fact utterly oblivorated them. But through that prowwceees, Iz becaaame noootzz norrmmazllsss. Cuuuzz I dennn cwreate a knew bmeothod obvwaa cooommupjmmjiiccaationnn. Annadaddaa drrrooww dessse nnewww metod ob communibatyion -------9909======= wee e cwaaannn cwoooommmmuuuuhjnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiicccaaaaatttteeeeeee..... Dooooeeesssqwqqd dooooowwww underrrsstaaaaaaa nnn whaattt weeee dwwwaa jud did? buhahahaha.

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I demand that the Australian Capital Territory, Canberra, the Heart of Australia, euthanise me. Every government is refusing to protect me. I have all of the evidences into the corruptions of the ACT Government and they are refusing to speak to me about their corruptions even though I moved here so that I could speak with them about their corruptions, how much sense does this make, why does the government keep ignoring me, how can they keep operating without giving their surnames meaning why are the people letting the government operate anonymously, because the police also refuse to give their last names and this is consistent across all government departments and I don't understand why the people are letting them get away with this because they don't care about the people are they ignore the people even when the people come to them identifying huge problems within their system none of it makes sense and I keep getting abused by the public for pointing all of this weird shit out.

This book will be written in a new style that I am now developing, so please bear with me. But ultimately, this book is a letter to the ACT Government pleading my case for them to end my life. It will stand as a public piece to go down in history as my stance on under what circumstances assisted suicide should be allowed. Unlike the last few books I have written, I will not release this book chapter by chapter. I will spend my time writing this book which may leave my fans on edge. But the first season of Enas Shawkat has been completed. I have to pry myself away from that camera. Because I realised something very clearly from the haters this time.

They will take things out of context. They will have missed bits from other episodes explaining things. They are going to hate and you can't change their mind once they hate. Even they haters who supposedly change their mind about you still hate on you. They won't stay away from your content no matter how many times you tell them to go away. They will blame you for contradictions when they just don't understand what they are talking about. They have no logic in their thought processessssss. They are merez robotz. Beeepp boooop. Government jobs are cushy and there is no accountability and they can do a bad job and that is just passed off as being the government and the police can be in a war with the people and that is okay.

The only way for my proposition to work is to propose it to children. Because the government has proven time and time again that it won't listen to me if I directly talk to it. So this letter will be to my beautiful young fan girls. Because it is ultimately you girls who will either fix these problems that I am identifying or support my cause and have me voluntarily executed.

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Enjoy this children’s book that is designed to dive into the most difficult question that humanity has ever had to deal with.

I am not suicidal. I am in my right mind. I am pleading to the government to end my life since it refuses to protect me from those who wish me harm.

Please do not take this prologue at face value. For you are about to take a mystical adventure. There is great nuance in what I am presenting. It is left up to the reader to be able to discern this nuance and be capable of distinguishing the shades of colours carefully applied to the canvas.

I hope you enjoy my sixth book. One cannot write six philosophy books if they don’t have something important to say. Maybe I will start writing many philosophy books for young girls. Let’s see where my life directs me – where me girls direct me…
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Catmannjew

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Oh boy!

I hate myself, I am going to read it, the youtube video is a fucking trip. That prologue is sending me. I will edit what it is about, and any good bits.

Edit: This is supposed to be a children's book. Yet it feels like a manifesto.

His whole issue, the reason he came to Canberra, is to demand assisted suicide be legalized. That is it. Chapters 2-4.5 are illegible. Other random chapters are just illegible.
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Jewthulhu

Eldritch g-d of madness and foreskins
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Comandante Marcos

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Fuck, it's like that old game Gen Xers would play with cassette players where you would press the buttons so that the music would slow down and ultimately stop. I had an old Fisher-Price record player that had a slider to switch between 33 and 45 and it was great fun to slowly move the switch so that the record would slow down and then stop. That's what Wendell's writing reminds me of. I know it isn't halal anymore to laugh at him, but I couldn't help it when I saw that slurred writing. I'm wondering if his brain is literally deteriorating or something. I think that Wendell is gonna become an hero pretty soon.
 

drink the bog water

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle
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A short video launching his new children's book, Legalise Assisted Suicide:

Jesus Christ, Wendell.
I am not suicidal. I am in my right mind. I am pleading to the government to end my life since it refuses to protect me from those who wish me harm.
Legalize Assisted Suicide is a children's book written for young females who have given up hope in life.

What the fuck man :stress: the glorification of it via the thumbnail is creepy as hell.
 

Anal Jihadi

i will give you a taste of my shoe
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No offense to anyone giving this man empathy, but I honestly can't give him much aside from "this man needs fucking help before he does something he'll regret the rest of his life" - maybe I'm missing something from all his vlogs, but I'd go fucking batshit if I found out my child's name (who was killed at a very young age) was being used as...whatever the fuck he's using her for.
And the constant back and forth between him saying he's a pedophile and also not is pretty concerning. Like, that sounds like some obsessive compulsive shit, but is the schizoaffective part making him think it's okay for him to openly talk about it?

Yeah, he's mentally ill, but...that's a good enough excuse to brush aside stuff like how his dead 5 year old 'wife' is keeping him off the market after claiming he's not a pedophile? It's really not my fault that - in how a mind tries to understand a person's words - I put those two statements together and it comes out like he's saying those in "the market" means other little girls and be glad that he loves a dead 5 year old instead of the living, breathing ones?

Whatever the case, this man needs to get off the internet and be committed into a psych ward - quitting heavy drugs like antipsychotics cold turkey has obviously scrambled his brain (more than normal) and having no long term housing isn't doing him any favors in the mental health department, either. I know this man is nowhere near Nick Bates levels of fucked-uppery, but I don't trust anyone who says the pro-pedo stuff he spouts.
Agreed. I'm normally sympathetic to schizocows, but I feel horrible for the dead girl and her family, and it disgusts me to see this man coopt this incident into his fucked up delusion.
It's clear this man was a pedo even before his weird schizo obsession with her, so I have no idea why you guys think he's innocent and just needs help. I have no sympathy for this man whatsoever.
 

Catmannjew

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Agreed. I'm normally sympathetic to schizocows, but I feel horrible for the dead girl and her family, and it disgusts me to see this man coopt this incident into his fucked up delusion.
It's clear this man was a pedo even before his weird schizo obsession with her, so I have no idea why you guys think he's innocent and just needs help. I have no sympathy for this man whatsoever.
No one has said he was not responsible for the things he says or does, or that he is innocent. So I am curious if we have been following the same thread.
 

The Man In Black

orgasmatron
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I definitely did not expect to see him pull off a emo boy look in his 2015 "dating profile" shit. He looks straight out of 2008. Would have been 31 at the time too.
Does anybody truly think this is a good look (especially for someone in their 30s)? I went through my emo phase in highschool and I'm thankful I stopped dressing like that before I graduated.

It's like seeing grown men calling themselves "e-boy" when in reality they're 29, living at home, and surviving off their neetbux. It sends a chill down my spine.
 

Longcat

Antisocial Injustice Wizard
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You should go be his friend and post the results.
Schizophrenic pedos aren’t the sort of company I normally keep but he might get along well with the gender confused middle aged suicidal Catholic brony I know who’s currently going for a degree in philosophy or theology or something of that ilk. Though even the brony knows better than to publicly lust over dead kids.
 
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GrumbleBum2

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Canberra is a festering shithole, full of unmedicated schizos roaming the streets. He’s probably not even a blip on the local mental health radar. Wendy hasn’t actively harmed anyone in a criminal sense so will not be forced into getting the help he clearly needs. He’s in far more danger from the more predatory street creatures than he poses to normies, so he’ll be left to his own devices until something terrible happens. Community care is an absolute joke.
 
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