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Wendell is watching this thread and reaping the souls of all the hatersWendell Charles NeSmith is a 36-year-old schizophrenic living in Australia. He is a self-proclaimed philosophy teacher, time-traveler, angel of death, and leader of the illuminati; as well as being a pothead, wannabe-game designer, and husband to Inas Shawkat, a dead 5-year old Palestinian girl. Wendell is most active on YouTube, where he uploads rambling, vlog-style videos, often centered around his life and whatever random thoughts jumped into his head at the time. He can also be found on both /pol/ and conspiracy subreddits, where he occasionally posts links to his videos. He also has a personal website, where he posts archives of his videos as well as his “essays” on philosophy.
Wendell has a habit of oversharing personal information, and is helpful enough to archive everything he uploads. He even decided to retrieve his ACT Civil and Administrative Tribunal records and publicly archive them, giving everyone a glimpse into his history outside of the internet.
The Many Faces of Wendell Charles NeSmith
Open Source University
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After spending 10 years earning a BA in philosophy, Wendell figured himself to be an experienced and wise enough philosopher to begin sharing his wisdom with others. Opening originally as osuni.org (dead link), the Open Source University [Archive] is “a comprehensive education system built from the ground up as a drop in replacement for all current methods of employment,” is “designed for all ages and lifestyles,” and is possibly also a time masheen [Archive].
In reality, the “Open Source University” functions more as a personal archive of Wendell’s videos and written rants. These videos and rants can run the gambit from actual decently written semi-educational articles [Archive], to TL;DR/TL;DW schizophrenic ramblings [Archive], or even personal vlogs/blogs.
Lovequest
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Yes, he did originally upload this to YouTube. There is also an uncensored look at the redtube front page later in the same video (Timestamp 1:44:09).
While Wendell was reportedly married before to an unknown woman, he and his ex-wife divorced in 2010. Afterwards, on through his psychotic break, be began to look for a new relationship. He even determined the girl’s name before he met her: Ivory Heart. However, Wendell's interests lie on the younger side.
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The next clip is Wendell commenting on his preferred fap material. It is probably legal, as it contains no actual nudity. That said, it’s underage girls in underwear doing “sexy” dances and poses, and is creepy as all fuck. Click at your own risk.
It is possible that this “preference” is why he has lost contact with his family, as evidence by an email from his mother.
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This has also gotten him in real-life trouble when he was reported by his neighbors after making inappropriate comments towards young girls in a caravan park, where he reportedly yelled “I want to have sex with your daughter” to one of his neighbors.
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Marriage
Inas Shawkat Dar Khalil was a 5-year old Palestinian girl who, in 2014, was killed in a hit-and-run attack by a Jewish settler [Archive]. Six years later, Wendell found a video about her funeral uploaded on Youtube by Invictapalestinia, an Italian pro-Palestinian organization. Wendell decided that the video was a sign from God, providing him an answer to his lovequest. And on April 25, 2020, Wendell recorded and uploaded his bizarre marriage ceremony.
The ceremony itself consisted of changing his Facebook status from single to “married,” reading the Christian marriage vows from Google Images, reading a chapter from the book of Revelations, and crying over an episode of Naruto.
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Miscellaneous Pictures and Links
Website [Archive]
Youtube
Possible Old Youtube
BitChute
Goodreads [Archive]
Amazon Author Page [Archive]
IMDB [Archive]
Old Reddit [Archive]
Current Reddit [Archive]
Old Facebook [Archive]
Sourceforge
Shout out to @7emporal for initially finding this guy on the YouTube Autism thread
Additional shout out to @Token Weeaboo for finding his website, email, socials, and capturing several screenshots from his Facebook.
Reminder that weak attempts at "trolling" will be met with mockery.