Wesley "Laurelai" James Earl Bailey - Pedo, Tranny, Rapist, Snitch, SJWiki Founder

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Wesley is a walking, talking real-life caricature of what conservatives think leftists are like. I'd almost think he was playing a role, but then I remember stereotypes have a basis in truth.
Well, he was an FBI snitch, so if there's anyone in the rat kings who would be a traitor for the government, it's Wesley.

It's just that he's so manifestly incompetent nobody would want him.
 

Positron

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There's a big drama going on at the moment which crosses over multiple cows. Peter Coffin, Laurelai, and Thorne Melcher are all involved with Becky Gerber on the sidelines. The person making the accusations this time is a 20 year old trans man.
Peter Coffin has gone on full IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS mode, and his conspiracy-theory addled brain is running on turbo. Apparently Thorne is a thorn on the lefties' side and they would find any excuse to get rid of him.

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But apparently signal-boosting a rapist who has had multiple victims is a-okay.

And it seems Wesley got himself in another slapfight. What is a day to them without raging against rando?

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Jaimas

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AnOminous

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Nigga rapes like he breathes, I genuinely lost count of how many people he's raped at this point.
Once he rapes up from a sound slumber after a night of rape, he rapes his way to the bus stop and rapes onto the bus, and rapes his way downtown, where he rapes all day long, before raping his way home again for a night of rape. He rapes this every day.
 

Feline Darkmage

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Once he rapes up from a sound slumber after a night of rape, he rapes his way to the bus stop and rapes onto the bus, and rapes his way downtown, where he rapes all day long, before raping his way home again for a night of rape. He rapes this every day.
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better protect your butt, I'm tellin you why
Wesley Claus is raping in town

He's making a list
He's raping you twice
He's gonna find out who to rape thrice
Wesley Claus is raping in town

He rapes you when you're sleeping
He rapes you while you're awake
He rapes you if you're naughty or nice
He will rape you for goodness sake!
 

LordKaT

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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better protect your butt, I'm tellin you why
Wesley Claus is raping in town

He's making a list
He's raping you twice
He's gonna find out who to rape thrice
Wesley Claus is raping in town

He rapes you when you're sleeping
He rapes you while you're awake
He rapes you if you're naughty or nice
He will rape you for goodness sake!
Good. Now make a shitty out of tune YouTube video of you singing it.
 

spvcxghxztpvrrp

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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better protect your butt, I'm tellin you why
Wesley Claus is raping in town

He's making a list
He's raping you twice
He's gonna find out who to rape thrice
Wesley Claus is raping in town

He rapes you when you're sleeping
He rapes you while you're awake
He rapes you if you're naughty or nice
He will rape you for goodness sake!
santa that wasnt the sack i wanted empty
 

DrJonesHat

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Somehow, people were attacking Laurelai over this "kiwifarms bullshit" for 3 years before she even had a thread here. Fuck we're powerful.
Well, it's well known Null is an evil genius mad scientist, so developing time travel is probably something he did in his spare time, right after free energy and the pill that lets you eat anything you want and not gain weight.
 

Jaimas

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did this guy play eve online? he somewhat reminds me of a character laurelai from the brave alliance that sperged the fuck out and leaked api keys.
Cursory analysis suggests that, given that Wesley was part of the later DDOS attacks against EVE (which culminated with Laurelai snitching out Lulzsec), that indeed, it was the same fucking Laurelai. Further investigation is needed.
 

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