Skitzocow Wesley Walker/xdonnerfox/titusroo23 - one man inflatable animal rodeo

[timecop]

During my studies I found a man with a true passion. This guy really fuckin' likes riding inflatable animals, to the point where it seems to be a major part of his personality. His YouTube channel has over 40 videos of him riding his many balloon animals. These things can go from 90 bucks to around 800. It's very likely that several thousand dollars were spent on his collection. According to his FurAffinity he has a benign nipple tumor and really wants a roommate. His Facebook page is about as furry as it gets, with at least one lewd pic of Renamon, weird drawings of Star Fox, a whole fucking lot of inflatable critters, and commissions of his little furry character. Someone needs to keep an eye on him.

DeviantArt
FurAffinity
Twitter
Facebook

Spoiler: riders on the storm

 

[DZ 305]

May the Almighty God have mercy on us. This cow is too good to be true

 

[clowney]

Why is his Twitter in Japanese? Is it a glitch or did he really make his Twitter in a language I doubt he can read. My money's on the latter.

 

[timecop]

Why is his Twitter in Japanese? Is it a glitch or did he really make his Twitter in a language I doubt he can read. My money's on the latter.

looks like the archive link is fucking up because when i was scrolling through it it wasn't in tojonese

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

I have a feeling there is a lot more to this guy, namely a site full of really fucked up weird porn.

 

[polonium]

I'm more baffled than anything else

 

[Tdawg]

Let me guess... his favorite movie is Zootopia.

 

[timecop]

so this is what kind of nightmares go down at furcons

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

so this is what kind of nightmares go down at furcons

we became a sapient species for this

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Whatever floats your boat, but... I mean.... come on now. At some point quality of life questions have to come into play here.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I'm at a loss for words right now.... This guy really needs a girlfriend. And fuck him for having a kangaroo as a fursona, those are awesome animals.

 

[Glutenfreelitter]

...what would they even discuss at a furry inflatables panel?? How to best bounce on it? How to blow them up the fastest?

 

[timecop]

breaking news: sweet christ, there's some sort of entire community of furries that like to dry hump pool toys. this should be illegal.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/131959156992668/

 

[RI 360]

So I was watching this otter video and I can't get over how poor his fucking form is. Dude doesn't know how to go to town.

 

[Cuck Norris]

So I was watching this otter video and I can't get over how poor his fucking form is. Dude doesn't know how to go to town.

If this was ME fucking that Otter I would have done it SO much better. He doesn't even eat the whole ass.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Nice necro guys.

 

[timecop]

thanks