Lolcow Weston Sharpensteen / KaBlamBandicoot64 / Weenage Robot / AnimaniacsFan13 / KB Bandicoot - Weenage Chris Ween, YouTube Sperg, Friend to A-Log and Hirtes

[GS 281]

Weston Sharpensteen a lolcow on multiple levels. Whether it be his art, autistic behavior on social media or his unrelenting harassment of Christine, this kid seems to have reached the point of irredeemable, even at the early age of 17.

Commentary DB Wiki sums him up well (archive)

KaBlamBandicoot64 (Weston Sharpensteen) is a ranter, returning commentator, and food reviewer who lives in Louisville, Kentucky. He started ranting in 2013 and became infamous for his commentaries on TheMysteriousMrEnter. He has frequently been declared as Clay Claymore 2.0 and the A-Log of MrEnter due to his hypocrisy, ego, and bias. He does not take criticism very lightly, and calls people who commentate on him "trolls", which is ironically exact to what Enter did, only he did it a few times and never again. People call him as dumb as a doorknob.

Admittedly, it is kind of weird seeing the use of the term "A-Log" being used outside of the CWC-verse, but it does appear to be quite apt.

Below is a video from just a few months ago and key quotes.

I'm going to use this account to say whatever the fuck I want...

None of those losers who comment on me probably don't even know I have a dailymotion account...

When I said I was getting more mature with my commentary and that I was sick of my mistakes? Bullshit. I have been wanting to do Mr. Enter comments for the longest fucking time, but I haven't done them because I know the backlash I am going to get. I HATE him. Like, I think the world would be a better place if Jonathan Ruzynski was dead. Like he contributes absolutely fucking nothing to society. Like I'm going to go to college man. I'm going to do something with my life. I love cartoons too, though, but people like him need to fucking die. That guy needs to fucking die.

Here are a few videos of him sperging on Mr. Enter and Mr. Enter's "fanboys".

Spoiler: Autism

His YouTube is JAMPACKED with autistic video if you like that type of thing.

A good summary of it was created for this video

Say what you want, but he has one hell of a hover arm.

Interesting he would poke at Chris when he will whine about the same things that Chris whines about.

Now it could be possible that all this is in the past, that as a 17 year old kid he is just autistic and unsupervised online, and he be cleaning up his act right? I mean he said this on his Deviant Art (archive).

So... I haven't really been on DA much... like, at all actually. I think high school got in the way and my social life has really taken a turn for the better. I actually have friends, good friends, at school and that makes me happy. But i'm still a cartoon fan right? Yes, absolutely. But I don't know, at the same time I've kind of had a cartoon burn out. I don't know why, but I haven't had any recent urge to watch Teenage Robot, Rocko, Chowder, Foster's, Powerpuff Girls or Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi recently. Pretty much for all of 2017. Loud House is really the only cartoon I've been watching. It's not that I'm too old, that's a negative and untrue stereotype of cartoons. I just... haven't felt the desire to go back to the shows I loved so much 2-4 years ago. I am looking forward to the Rocko Special coming up and I'll probably watch it. I think it's just because Loud House is really the only modern cartoon I like. I can't get into Steven Universe or really anything else on CN, Disney XD, or Nick. Hell, I didn't even finish the 2nd season of Wander Over Yonder (Though admittedly, I did much prefer the 1st due to the simplistic yet charming nature of it). This leads me back to have to watch older cartoons that I've seen time and time again. They're still great and timeless, but there's only so much I can watch before just getting tired of it and wanting something new and fresh. But then I turn on the TV and it's almost all shit I don't care about! I don't get it, I really don't. In addition, I've really gotten into sitcoms. Malcolm In The Middle and It's Alway Sunny have officially won me over and I can't even remmeber the last time I watched a HHPAY episode. With ALL OF THIS being said I'm still an animation fan. I always will be. Classic Looney Tunes, Disney, Popeye, Hanna Barbera, and Tom and Jerry will always be classics. Interesting... very interesting time in my life. One year from now and I'll be off to college, I just hope my roommate won't chastise me for watching Loud House, LOL!

It is also possible that he could be turning into the next Michael J Hirtes.

The question becomes even more unclear when looking at his twitter. While in some ways his twitter tells the story of a young man who is preparing to be a success...

There is also this...

Weston appears to be at a crossroads. Down one road is being a weirdo with a cringy internet footprint but a good future in front of him. Down the other road, a neckbeard, his Mom's basement and a trail of internet fuckery as far as the eye can see. Which one will he choose? That may lay with the company he keeps.

I actually have friends, good friends

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/KaBlamBandicoot64
https://www.facebook.com/weston.sharpensteen
https://twitter.com/AnimaniacsFan13
https://www.youtube.com/user/KaBlamBandicoot64/videos
http://kablambandicoot64.deviantart.com
https://weenagerobot.tumblr.com/

 

[WeeGee]

He still has a chance to improve unlike Hirtes, but time will tell if he learns why it isn't a smart path to take.
*Edited for grammar.*

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I ship Christian Weston Sharpensteen

 

[Melkor]

I ship Christian Weston Sharpensteen

Now, kiss.

 

[RI 360]

"It might be because of my autism."

Spoiler

It is.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

The fact that there's a thread on him means he's pretty much fucked.

With each additional act of autism the chances of a potential employer or school taking note and walking the other way increases.

I hope he enjoys being in the basement of his parents forever

 

[GS 281]

The fact that there's a thread on him means he's pretty much fucked.

With each additional act of autism the chances of a potential employer or school taking note and walking the other way increases.

I hope he enjoys being in the basement of his parents forever

I like basements myself cool in the summer and you cant tell what day it is in the winter. You get shocked when the tuggie pulls round.

 

[Gordon Cole]

There's a reason we talk shit about people like OPL behind avatars. Sharpensteen hasn't wrapped his head around that.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He still has a chance to improve unlike Hirtes, but time will tell if he learns why isn't a smart path to take.

And assuming he keeps hanging around the likes of @Michael J Hirtes. That's going to be one pretty dark path.

I do hope he gets his shit together, but at the same time, having a thread on KF before the age of 18. Plus having a rather notable "for all the wrong reasons" footprint in regards to other people like Enter. I'd argue that unless he opts to take a long break off the internet and reevaluate his life. He'll be forever screwed.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This kid may yet one day kill the Enter and absorb his autism, becoming the Enter himself.

 

[montepio]

Shaite, another Weston....

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Shaite, another Weston....

At least Chris is a marginally better artist than this Weston is.

 

[Ruin]

Oh shit Sanic, CWC, and Mr Enter? This kid is like the holy trinity of autism.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Who the fuck is Bonnie Baxter, is she his character or some cartoon?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Who the fuck is Bonnie Baxter, is she his character or some cartoon?

Some Google-fu reveals she's a Literally Who from some minor DC story.

Doesn't look anything like that weird Paint drawing though.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Some Google-fu reveals she's a Literally Who from some minor DC story.

Doesn't look anything like that weird Paint drawing though.

I bet it's a generic-bimbo-name coincidence

 

[captn_kettle]

He reminds me of a Connor Bible if Connor had an infatuation of CWC instead of Molly Ringwald.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Who wants to bet money he posted on the Entersphere.

 

[Ruin]

Who wants to bet money he posted on the Entersphere.

100% chance he's one of the spergs we banned.

 

[GS 281]

I'm sure of it