Nigga is fat and he can't even fit a suit properly.
Emmett, buying an oversized, dollarstore suit isn't going to hide your fat.
Emmett, buying an oversized, dollarstore suit isn't going to hide your fat.
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Meanwhile, Perjury-kun's buttblastedness escalates.
Twelve tumor-related surgeries? They missed the giant tumor between his shoulders.
It's remarkable how these people just can't handle being made fun of.
Also, Scott Kurtz (that name sounds familiar) sure seems to be ignorant of that fact that Rekieta is married with 5 kids.
Don't know about you guys, but when I've had surgeries I actually lost weight.
Also instead of just making fun of Nick back (he's pale as a sheet, skinny as a stick, though apparently developing a dad belly, and a nose larger than most area codes), perjury-kun retreats and just tries to make excuses for his morbid obesity.
Also instead of just making fun of Nick back (he's pale as a sheet, skinny as a stick, though apparently developing a dad belly, and a nose larger than most area codes), perjury-kun retreats and just tries to make excuses for his morbid obesity.
12 tumor removal surgeries and they missed the one in his brain giving him the God complex.
I bet this fat fuck has his groomed child bride sitting while he's standing in this picture to cover up the fact he's a manlet of pitiable height.
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If Emmett is fat because he was bedridden following a bunch of surgeries and hospitalizations, why has he been challenging people to meet him in a boxing ring for over a year?
He's trying to silence fair use commentary and criticism of his photo. Good luck with your case after complaining that Rekieta is using it to make fun of how fat you are. This is why you should consult a lawyer first. I hear there are lots of them on twitter.
He's trying to silence fair use commentary and criticism of his photo. Good luck with your case after complaining that Rekieta is using it to make fun of how fat you are. This is why you should consult a lawyer first. I hear there are lots of them on twitter.
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He should take a page from Nick's book.
While perjury kun is getting his feelings hurt on the internet, Nick owns the stuff he's made fun of for. There's a huge difference between someone who's able to laugh at their own expense and someone who wants to whine and get assblasted instead.
Hint: one of them is significantly happier in general than the other.
But according to that same logic, you're infringing Nick's copyright by screenshotting his post...He's trying to silence fair use commentary and criticism of his photo. Good luck with your case after complaining that Rekieta is using it to make fun of how fat you are. This is why you should consult a lawyer first. I hear there are lots of them on twitter.
https://archive.ph/uzFuG
Yes, I know, it's not copyright infringement, I'm just going along with it
I remember on one show Nick was doing nerd painting with one fat dude (Heel VS Babyface, I think).
Someone chatted that it was funny for Nick to be e-hanging out with a fat guy when he makes fun of fat people so much. Babyface just shrugged, "yeah I'm fat so what?"
Because he's not just fat, he's retarded, too. Any time someone makes idiot Internet Tough Guy threats like this, they are some fat fuck who gets winded going to the bathroom literally 100% of the time.
They don't get that he's not making fun of them for being fat in and of itself, but for being hypersensitive fucks who chimp the fuck out when you call them fat, which they are. They really are not terribly bright people.
Perjury-kun is so fucking dumb he doesn't realize just posting something on Twitter gives an implied license to respond to it.
Back when I was suffering the worst effects of the coof I got winded making the 15 foot journey to the bathroom. And it was miserable.
Now I know why they hate the world so much. They hate themselves. Specifically, their fat.
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Emmett you faggot, people usually lose weight in surgeries, not gain them. Unless it's something sugar related ( I think?).
- Sincerely, a guy who had appendix at the age of 11.
Ye, I've had a handful of surgeries and you always come out with lost weight. Depends on the surgery too though, some aren't as hard on the body as others obviously.
Typically, when you have a surgery you'll have no appetite. On top of that, your body is repairing itself so it consumes a lot of nutrients. Third, the hospital generally carefully measures your food so you get enough to be healthy, but not enough to turn into a lardball.
Fourth, hospital food typically sucks.
The food I've had after my surgeries weren't terrible, everything sucks at first though cause of the blood loss and other things nothing tastes right.
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Most terrible fat people are quick to the excuses instead of working on it like they cry about.
Funny how he will "invite" people to come fight but is too fat and lazy himself to fly over there. I'm sure it's because it's cheaper to pay for one seat instead of two. There's always a chance they get it down for copyright or harassment. I remember someone on twitter used twoton sam's twitter pfp and got his video taken down for copyright, I also vaguely remember reading a whole thread about defending the action and actually avoid reading the rules being posted to them. These are a sad bunch and twitter likes to spoil these kinds of kids.
Emmett at last is known for something,the guy who makes excuses for being so fat and a perjurer
Everyone has noticed now his profile photo is decades old. He is a whale and a bigger joke..
Everyone has noticed now his profile photo is decades old. He is a whale and a bigger joke..
Imagine how fat this fucking lardass would be if not for the 6 gorillion surgeries. That totally happened, for real, Emma's not just lying again this time.
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