Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Emmett once again demonstrating how done he is with Vic Mignogna.

Vic may screech like a barn owl, at least he's not fat and irrelevant like Emmett is.

Fat. Receding hairline. Left wing. Lives on Twitter.

That's almost a Troon-Out Bingo Card right there, isn't it?

 

[Drdinnermint]

Fat. Receding hairline. Left wing. Lives on Twitter.

That's almost a Troon-Out Bingo Card right there, isn't it?

Receding? Non existent hairline

 

[PorkeyDuck]

Saw someone talking about this

Bob Dobbs on Twitter: "@AbbitJay @AGramuglia I’m sure that’d work. He…

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Chris Palmer on Twitter: "@MorganCherney @GeekyPug87 @AGramuglia I’d …

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Ant 🎄🎄🎄 on Twitter: "@IColthart But it really isn't worth it. We h…

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Godzilla-boi on Twitter: "@Ronald_Toye_III @M3Writer @AGramuglia We d…

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Dr. Rorschach Hound, “the Professor of Comics” on Twitter: "@AGramugl…

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CuckHunt on Twitter: "@AGramuglia So you’re upset about a baseless ac…

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Ant 🎄🎄🎄 on Twitter: "@MithradatesVI @daven_skilnyk *half-jumping" …

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[General Gunther]

Saw someone talking about this
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Bob Dobbs on Twitter: "@AbbitJay @AGramuglia I’m sure that’d work. He…

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Chris Palmer on Twitter: "@MorganCherney @GeekyPug87 @AGramuglia I’d …

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Ant 🎄🎄🎄 on Twitter: "@IColthart But it really isn't worth it. We h…

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Godzilla-boi on Twitter: "@Ronald_Toye_III @M3Writer @AGramuglia We d…

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Dr. Rorschach Hound, “the Professor of Comics” on Twitter: "@AGramugl…

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CuckHunt on Twitter: "@AGramuglia So you’re upset about a baseless ac…

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Ant 🎄🎄🎄 on Twitter: "@MithradatesVI @daven_skilnyk *half-jumping" …

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Being falsely accused is only awful when it happens to them. When it happens to Vic it has to be true by default.

Fuck off you cowardly hypocrites.

 

[PorkeyDuck]

Emmett Initiative on Twitter: "Aww. The impotent weeblets on Kiwi Far…

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Abel Wyndom on Twitter: "@Samuraiko @BenjaminOscar77 @Emm_Initiative …

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Emmett Initiative on Twitter: "@ebonibunni They’re basically angry to…

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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Emmet, booshka... At your weight, going to sleep is a risk that you might never wake up again... The odds are interesting enough to start a betting pool... At least an over-under...

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Emmet,

Emmet, booshka... At your weight, going to sleep is a risk that you might never wake up again... The odds are interesting enough to start a betting pool... At least an over-under...

How long until Emmett joins Andrew Stallings as 2Fat2Live?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

How long until Emmett joins Andrew Stallings as 2Fat2Live?

Dunno, but A.S.'s last tweet was literally a vitriolic REEEEEEE at the internet. I am waiting to see if Emmet's last tweet is similarly stupid and pointless.

I did a parody of T.S. Elliot for A.S.'s KF epitaph. Will have to start pondering what to do for the houseplant... I am currently thinking something by Blake...

 

[TheClappening]

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Imagine being so empty in life that you seek out places that don't like you so can cry about it to your echo chamber.

 

[PorkeyDuck]

speaking of deathfats

I expect this is the behavior these people would give if Vic kills himself

A. Stallings on Twitter: "@CanalesIbai @ROY_MXRACE @ChrystalWRox @kyl…

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Miracle Man aka Old Man Kimota on Twitter: "@MatrixDutch @banalexiste…

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Ant 🎄🎄🎄 on Twitter: "@banalexistence @MarsupialGamer @CanalesIbai …

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LeR.O.Y on Twitter: "@banalexistence @CanalesIbai @AGramuglia @Marsup…

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A. Stallings on Twitter: "@Minimum_Max @MarsupialGamer @CanalesIbai @…

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A. Stallings on Twitter: "@SGTBluePill @Andreagiammarti @Cthulu_UwU69…

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A. Stallings on Twitter: "@Andreagiammarti @Cthulu_UwU69 @CanalesIbai…

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Reighe on Twitter: "@banalexistence @CanalesIbai @ROY_MXRACE @Chrysta…

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A. Stallings on Twitter: "@CanalesIbai @ROY_MXRACE @AGramuglia @Chrys…

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Damien Carlisle on Twitter: "When you understand how heavy these doub…

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A. Stallings on Twitter: "@DamienCarlisle @Qonvaqor @renfamous @LastG…

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[TheClappening]

"Punitive vs rehabilitative"

Fucking lmao. Stallings' body punitively gave him death because he refused to rehabilitate his BMI.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Andrew Stallings is Infinite's Theme Song from the 3rd infamous Sonic dumpster fire (Sonic Forces). He's also as dead, cringe, and irrelevant as Infinite too.

 

[Stormbreaker]

How long until Emmett joins Andrew Stallings as 2Fat2Live?

Too long

 

[Kosher Salt]

Emmett Initiative on Twitter: "Aww. The impotent weeblets on Kiwi Far…

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I don't want that fat loser to die, I want him to lose weight, get healthy, and find a hobby that doesn't involve embarrassing himself on the internet.

But that's not gonna happen, so whatever. Okay, fine, you convinced me. Die already, fatso.

 

[MakeAnimeGA]

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I think he is confusing "I want you dead" with "I don't care if you die". There's a difference.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao, the fat fuck got his wish after all.

 

[SupahAuspregatist]

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So much lack of self awareness.

I think he is confusing "I want you dead" with "I don't care if you die". There's a difference.

It's all the same to them until they use it against others.

 

[albert the programmer]

I don't want that fat loser to die, I want him to lose weight, get healthy, and find a hobby that doesn't involve embarrassing himself on the internet.

But that's not gonna happen, so whatever. Okay, fine, you convinced me. Die already, fatso.

Lmao, the fat fuck got his wish after all.

Reading these tweets of these overconfident deathfats make me question why were they never bullied into losing weight in the first place. Instead, they have to glorify it on Twitter and mald on about this site wishing they’d die.

They put too much stock into themselves, yet no one knows who they really are.

 

[sugmag]

Damn this thread is full of little Kents.

 

[PorkeyDuck]

useless troglodyte

Defund the Police on Twitter: "I have lately been exhausted, unable t…

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