What are this year's nosehair styles? -

[Quantum Diabetes]

I got kicked out of Burger Chef for having cornrowed nosehairs, then the Montgomery Wards said I couldn't have the afro style I replaced it with on the sales floor.
I need new ideas

 

[shoplifter7]

Jheri curl is in

 

[DumbDude42]

blue colored mohawk is pretty based

 

[Mariposa Colorado]

Just slick it down with some gel

 

[BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE]

Shaved unless you are chimpanzee or Italian.

 

[throwawayguys]

didn't know wario had kiwi farms account