What Are You WORSE at than Chris? -

[Jack Awful]

This is kind of a response to this thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-are-you-better-at-than-chris.18223/
We all know Chris is incompitent in many, many, MANY areas, but everyone has their strengths and positives.
It's very easy to say "I'm literally better than Chris in every way", but for humility's sake why don't we all discuss stuff that Chris is actually god at/better at than ourselves?
I wish I had Chris' ability to to bounce back from extremely traumatic experiences (I.E. Bluespike making him shove his Sonichu medallion up his ass).

 

[Randy Lahey]

I'm worse at selling Sonichu amiibos than Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm worse at selling Sonichu amiibos than Chris.

IDK if I could get people to buy low quality knockoff Sonic merch from me.

 

[picklehaube]

Not being autistic..

Oh wait..

 

[Vault Boy]

I'm worse at shitting myself than Chris. I'm also worse at humping PS3s, getting banned from stores, and sticking my dick in the snow for 15 minutes.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I am worse at handwriting than Chris

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Flirting a miniskirt.

in b4 lock.

 

[Guy Smiley]

I am, at least, not a better artist than Chris.

The difference is that I'm not trying to be an artist, or otherwise convince people that I'm good at it.

 

[Marvin]

This is also a terrible idea for a thread.