What are your personal Phil top ten shitty moments of the past few years? - His trainwreck of a life, game play, stunning business accumen, whatever

[rizlajizzla]

Let's semi-arbitrarily say since moving to the tacky little McMansion in Washington State.

So, in my humble opinion, which is, incidentally, correct, the master list of shit baggery is, in no particular order,

1. Threatening an 11 year old child with violence
2. Literally saying that since Kat had cooked all day the previous day, she could then do what she wanted
3. Sliding unambiguously into admitting he won't play unless paid. (That has been implied for donkey's years, but now he is straight up saying it.)
4. The Great Leanna Tizzy and how he suffered through it, poor lil guy.

Spoiler: Hail, El Crimson King

5. Him talking about using escorts. Fuck you Phil. Escorts have real jobs that require skill and to be entertaining. You know nothing about any of that.

And I reserve my last 5 spots. Imma rip them off from your good ideas and then add them later & say they were mine. Plus I am still working on my first cup of the morning.

 

[Haunter]

Plus I am still working on my first cup of the morning.

:Y I just want you to know: a particular poster has used this excuse a couple times in this sub-forum X)

Edit: sorry for triple posting. I'm just waking up going through the thread lol

Its 8-10am right now, relax and have your coffee like everyone else waking up to the fun in the US.

 

[rizlajizzla]

:Y I just want you to know: a particular poster has used this excuse a couple times in this sub-forum X)

Oh dear. Do I need to edit myself?

 

[Haunter]

Oh dear. Do I need to edit myself?

Just a joke. A harmless, legitimate excuse is now tainted because of Stupid. Innocently stepping in some Bryan leftovers is kinda funny, ya know?

I'll try to post something serious in this thread when it's not so terribly early

 

[rizlajizzla]

Just a joke. A harmless, legitimate excuse is now tainted because of Stupid. Innocently stepping in some Bryan leftovers is kinda funny, ya know?

I'll try to post something serious in this thread when it's not so terribly early

Sweet friend, either you just had a stroke or I did. But having said that, I make Parkourdude references like it's 2015. I wonder if a gibberish bit of word soup could take off as a Phil meme, just to add some beautiful Dadaism to the day.

Phil Burnell: he drinks the juice, motherfuckers! Twice in a week.
Darksydetumbledryer
#leannaatemybaby
If you want a good tickle, call Tevin and ask for cheese.
DSP circumnavigates it!
Burnell the cheesebuckler.
Darksyde McDarkface for Supreme Uberstromfucker

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I dont rate those shitty moments. I honestly believe the shitty moments of Phils career has been how he treated friends and partners. Specifically:

1. Waking a sick Leanna to make him food
2. Throwing John Rambo and the rest of Project 7 under the bus professionally and personally

The rest of his time on youtube is bumbling through his own messes, but moments of being a genuine shitty bloke? Just those.

 

[James Smith]

• John and Howard hurt me!
• I've got to go wake Leanna up to make me dinner.
• Next time they're to give her a pill and leave her somewhere.
• The planets have aligned, I'm not doing Project 7. No I won't refund the money; I used it... to pay my BIIIlls!
• They want me to say Vidar is doing something when I don't even know what Vidar is doing!

 

[rizlajizzla]

I dont rate those shitty moments. I honestly believe the shitty moments of Phils career has been how he treated friends and partners. Specifically:

1. Waking a sick Leanna to make him food
2. Throwing John Rambo and the rest of Project 7 under the bus professionally and personally

The rest of his time on youtube is bumbling through his own messes, but moments of being a genuine shitty bloke? Just those.

Good points.

• John and Howard hurt me!
• I've got to go wake Leanna up to make me dinner.
• Next time they're to give her a pill and leave her somewhere.
• The planets have aligned, I'm not doing Project 7. No I won't refund the money; I used it... to pay my BIIIlls!
• They want me to say Vidar is doing something when I don't even know what Vidar is doing!

 

[KingjadVCMP]

When someone in stream attempted to get Phil to make an effort cooking normal dinners in his life by sharing their brother had recently died but even he still managed to make basic meals despite his grief, Phil instantly went on the offensive and seemed to suggest he was lying his brother actually died and was just trying to make Phil look bad.

Most of his regular viewers were appalled.

 

[usernames_suck]

I'd say him telling his fans to 'mess with someone until they can't do anything on their account' during a MKX stream in 2015 is up there. He tried to double down on twitter that nothing will happen to him, but them Machinima favorited a tweet regarding it, and next thing you know he made a video 'apologizing', where he blamed the guy for provoking him.

 

[James Smith]

Most of his regular viewers were appalled.

That can't possibly be true! The whole chat was calling the guy names and siding with DSP clearly!

Or at least that's what DSP somehow perceived.

 

[rizlajizzla]

When someone in stream attempted to get Phil to make an effort cooking normal dinners in his life by sharing their brother had recently died but even he still managed to make basic meals despite his grief, Phil instantly went on the offensive and seemed to suggest he was lying his brother actually died and was just trying to make Phil look bad.

Most of his regular viewers were appalled.

That's going on my list. That is really fucking low.

 

[ZehnBoat]

basically anytime DSP threw someone under the bus
panda lee
the guy who talked about his dead brother
his old friends
and especially the company that gave him the chair

a company goes out of buisness and his only response was WELL AT LEAST I GOT THE CHAIR ARF ARF ARF ARF
fucking hell, panda could have died in the hospital and DSP would have been like AT LEAST SHE COULD HAVE MADE ME DINNER BEFORE SHE DIED THAT BITCH

 

[Wurstbrot]

When someone in stream attempted to get Phil to make an effort cooking normal dinners in his life by sharing their brother had recently died but even he still managed to make basic meals despite his grief, Phil instantly went on the offensive and seemed to suggest he was lying his brother actually died and was just trying to make Phil look bad.

Most of his regular viewers were appalled.

The most :autism: part of it was how Phil claimed he just wants attention and says he's better than Phil. If he wants to show his e-dick because he can manage the brother's death, he should start his own livestream to tell the world.

For me this was the lowest point he ever went, until someone tickles my memory-thingy.

 

[Tanti-Fanti]

-Calling Tevin a "Hemmeroid" and going on a 10 minute rant about him on stream because he's fucking jealous of a guy who's more entertaining than him. Also, realizing Tevin had his face in one of his buttons and freaking out to change that.

-Dumping BSV and realizing he fucked up as he was his major paycheck

-Anything he says about Kat. Just anything. It's gold.

-The dead brother incident really shows how much of a piece of human garbage he is.

-The Pokemon Moon play-through is filled with comedy gold with major fucks up when the game literally tells you what to do, crying about loosing when having an unbalanced team, and during the stream he told his audience how they were lazy and that's why people weren't showing up to see him. (When in reality he thought he could ride off one of the most popular Nintendo games)

 

[Haunter]

That can't possibly be true! The whole chat was calling the guy names and siding with DSP clearly!

Or at least that's what DSP somehow perceived.

IIRC, DSP's chat was initially offering their condolences to WarDog Leader. But once DSP got pissy about his story, they turned on him.

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The hard thing about choosing 'top ten shitty moments' of DSP is the same thing that makes him such a great lolcow. He simply puts out so much material. It gets to be difficult keeping the more grandiose shitty moments from eclipsing those smaller, but no less shitty moments.

The past five months, starting in January, has been a particularly highwater mark for grandiose shitty moments:

The Doxening: Turning on his forum users to defend BSV, and then turning on BSV, going so far as to 'accidentally' reset his stream's top cheer board, wiping BSV's name off his Twitch page.

The Escort Saga: His blackmailer is exposed by Kiwi Farms reeee: neger, only to declare Kiwi Farms as the next incarnation of the Detractor Hivemind.

Kat: Anything involved with Kat. The reveal video would be the grandiose shit nugget, but there's so many little nuggets scattered around, too. Like how Phil released the Kat reveal video on the same exact date as the Leanna reveal video.

 

[Done]

:Y I just want you to know: a particular poster has used this excuse a couple times in this sub-forum X)

That's when he got his 1st permaban lmao.

 

[rizlajizzla]

IIRC, DSP's chat was initially offering their condolences to WarDog Leader. But once DSP got pissy about his story, they turned on him.

___________

The hard thing about choosing 'top ten shitty moments' of DSP is the same thing that makes him such a great lolcow. He simply puts out so much material. It gets to be difficult keeping the more grandiose shitty moments from eclipsing those smaller, but no less shitty moments.

The past five months, starting in January, has been a particularly highwater mark for grandiose shitty moments:

The Doxening: Turning on his forum users to defend BSV, and then turning on BSV, going so far as to 'accidentally' reset his stream's top cheer board, wiping BSV's name off his Twitch page.

The Escort Saga: His blackmailer is exposed by Kiwi Farms reeee: neger, only to declare Kiwi Farms as the next incarnation of the Detractor Hivemind.

Kat: Anything involved with Kat. The reveal video would be the grandiose shit nugget, but there's so many little nuggets scattered around, too. Like how Phil released the Kat reveal video on the same exact date as the Leanna reveal video.

I agree. I think he has gotten shittier over 2018. Now he is flat out admitting that he ain't doing jackshit unless he gets directly paid.

 

[samovski]

The only thing that really sticks out to me atm is when he started low-key shit-talking Leanna, Howard and John during his last fundraiser. It was completely unprovoked and unnecessary. Usually the things he does comes off as things he thinks is funny (they're not but it at least appears he finds it so). This though, just came across as petty and malicious.

Talking about how he'd never had someone he loved who loved him and looked out for each other. How the idea of confrontation gives "some people" panic attacks just legit made me angry at the time. As if somehow it was her fault, like she had a panic attack to disrupt his important playthrough of whatever shitty game he was playing. It wouldn't have been so bad but he was making it sound like he's always up for a scrap, ready to verbally or physically beat anyone down. 5 minutes earlier though he'd avoided a legit question because they were a troll. Suspicious that.

How "some people" would rather make a podcast instead of talking to him personally. How he essentially called them pussies for being what seems like genuinely nice blokes. Conveniently forgetting that he was the scumbag of the story (didn't he read texts on video? Am I remembering that right?)

He just came across as more of a scumbag then usual. He was clearly scared to name names, yet he was talking like he was a prize-fighter ready to go at a moments notice. And all of the 15-minute rant (not even hyperbole he legit ranted for a good 15-20 minutes) came out of nowhere. The question asked that prompted his tirade on the people who at some point, for whatever reason actually considered him worth being friends with/marrying?

"How is living with Kat going".

 

[rizlajizzla]

The only thing that really sticks out to me atm is when he started low-key shit-talking Leanna, Howard and John during his last fundraiser. It was completely unprovoked and unnecessary. Usually the things he does comes off as things he thinks is funny (they're not but it at least appears he finds it so). This though, just came across as petty and malicious.

Talking about how he'd never had someone he loved who loved him and looked out for each other. How the idea of confrontation gives "some people" panic attacks just legit made me angry at the time. As if somehow it was her fault, like she had a panic attack to disrupt his important playthrough of whatever shitty game he was playing. It wouldn't have been so bad but he was making it sound like he's always up for a scrap, ready to verbally or physically beat anyone down. 5 minutes earlier though he'd avoided a legit question because they were a troll. Suspicious that.

How "some people" would rather make a podcast instead of talking to him personally. How he essentially called them pussies for being what seems like genuinely nice blokes. Conveniently forgetting that he was the scumbag of the story (didn't he read texts on video? Am I remembering that right?)

He just came across as more of a scumbag then usual. He was clearly scared to name names, yet he was talking like he was a prize-fighter ready to go at a moments notice. And all of the 15-minute rant (not even hyperbole he legit ranted for a good 15-20 minutes) came out of nowhere. The question asked that prompted his tirade on the people who at some point, for whatever reason actually considered him worth being friends with/marrying?

"How is living with Kat going".

I concur. It was mean-spirited and sleazy and just damned ugly.