What brand would your favorite lolcow(s) sponsor? -

[JambledUpWords]

You could just list the brands they would want to sponsor. You can even go further and show the method of sponsorship. If your lolcow already sponsors a brand, feel free to talk about the way you’d wish they would sponsor (e.g. lolcow of choice being far more honest about the brand than what they present it as).

Amberlynn- Cheesecake Factory, Torrid, Target, TJ Max, and Walmart

Big Al has already attempted to mention these brands specifically in her videos. If she were to get a sponsorship from any of these places, she’d do it with the least amount of effort possible. Also, she’d be bragging about the free stuff she would get from said sponsors.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Ur mom - my dick

 

[Guts Gets Some]

He's already done it.

 

[RG 448]

Kanye West endorsing Trump.

 

[verissimus]

Carl Benjamin => Applebees

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tommy Tooter-Tuscon Waste Management
'They're so easy to climb in and out off and they keep my good barely fresh!'

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Moviebob->Nintendo (who wouldn't want his endorsement)

 

[Feathers and Stones]

Alex Mahan > some sex toys company

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Alex Mahan > some sex toys company

and italian restaurants which serves only spaghetti

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

No Fanta references?

 

[Xanax]

chris - crayola, axe, sega, nintendo... chris has done a lot of unpaid brand-whoring over the years

adf - antifa. i know it's not strictly a brand, but he wears antifa clothing and accessories like it's fucking adidas

boogie2988/amberlynn/any superfat - mcdonalds

tommy tooter - whichever company makes diarrhoea meds in america

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Steven Assanti: Dominos.

Maddox: Soylent.

 

[Green Room]

Alison Rapp: Urban Outfitters, Trojan, Seroquel

Potentially Nissan as well, she plugged her Leaf in tweets all the time and wasnt even being paid for it

 

[JambledUpWords]

Riley Dennis——> sex toys, lube, lingerie, Nintendo Switch, Fortnite

 

[Applejack]

Jack -> anything he was sponsored by (recently bought)

 

[DarksydeCWC]

Phil - Beefeater Gin. I want a drunk Phil stream once a week until he finally falls to alcoholism and actually becomes entertaining.

Chris - A used car yard, and I would want him to write and perform a jingle. The only thing Chris has actually produced that I enjoyed and was not simply laughing at him was his "I've got a fish" song.
On top of this he seems to be stuck in 80s/early 90s TV land. A golden age of jingles in commercials

 

[Positron]

Zachary "Zinnia Jones" Antolek -- Bad Dragon.

 

[AngelOfDeath]

Russ Greer-Colgate whitening strips

 

[AF 802]

Terry A Davis (RIP) -> Shasta

Susan Schofield -> Benadryl, whoever the hell makes Clozapine

 

[whatever I feel like]

Mariah Mallad- Calvin Klien's undergarment line, obviously.