What celebrities do you think are "in the closet"? -

[Devyn]

Obama's gayness has been an open secret from the beginning. Actual magazine covers (ostensibly these were celebrating gay marriage and nothing more):

Newsweek literally says "The first gay president". They love throwing this shit in your face and then calling you a tinfoil hat wearing retard when you point it out.


Lol

Spoiler: also

 

[XYZpdq]

Hugh Jackman

I'm not sure "performs musical theater" qualifies as "closet"

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

After reading through The Disaster Artist, Tommy Wiseau.

 

[Big Ruski]

Most rappers are so far in the closet their having adventures in Narnia.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Tyler The Creator no?

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Tyler The Creator no?

I'm pretty sure he's out.

 

[Devyn]

Most rappers are so far in the closet their having adventures in Narnia.

Spoiler

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Not sure if it was ever confirmed but I remember hearing a story about Mick Jagger getting caught in bed with David Bowie

it’s been confirmed but I still remember being surprised when I found out Paul Shenar (Sosa from Scarface) was gay

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Not sure if it was ever confirmed but I remember hearing a story about Mick Jagger getting caught in bed with David Bowie

I'd heard that's the reason he wrote Angie, as a sort of mea culpa / make up song.

 

[SITHRAK!]

This is a fun little bullshit topic. Give me your crackpot theories of celebrities you think are gay or bi and hiding it.

It's actually 'WHICH celebrities' not 'what celebrities'. Learn to write as if you'd graduated from high school, for fuck's sake.

 

[Cool Dog]

He’s probably a tranny chaser.

By the time he found michelle's ding dong it was too late, he was already tied to the bed with half a pound of lube up his ass

His innocence, gone

 

[CBDsoap]

Joshua Connor moon is in the closet

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

Trey Parker for sure. Tends to get into these weird, unstable and throwaway marriages, likes musical theater, seems preoccupied with faggotry, etc.

Seth MacFarlane for the same reasons except he didn’t even bother getting a beard like Parker did.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Chuck Norris

 

[TFT-A9]

Mel Gibson

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Seth MacFarlane for the same reasons except he didn’t even bother getting a beard like Parker did.

Wasn't he with that Game of Thrones girl for a while? Pretty sure that counts.

 

[Lowlife Adventures]

Bruno Mars.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Does Bruno Mars is gay? Sometimes, it do.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Richard madden
Richard Armitage

 

[FEETLOAF]

-Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks likes girls.