What Chris artifact do you want and how much are you willing to pay? -

[Lipitor]

I know everyone has a favorite Chris relic. Which one is yours? And what would you offer Chris for it? HER MOTHER AND HER NEED MONEY!

 

[Goochole]

I'd buy Barb as a pet rock. Be wiling to pay 0,37 cts for her.

Great thread btw bra.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

You guys really enjoy these huh?

On the off chance we can right this ship: Chris is gross so I want none of his possessions. Id pay to talk to like Snyder or rocky for an hour or so though.

 

[Karen Riley]

I feel a compulsion to lock this thread just in case you're doing market research for CWC to find his next big sale @Lipitor

I would maybe at a stretch buy an original signed comic but it would depend on the price. I don't care what it is, there's no Chris related items that are worth over say 50 dollars especially with evidence coming out every single month to show more and more why giving him money is a horrible idea.

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

THE CLASS RING!!!!! Sure it would fetch more but I would might give $100.... MAX.

Edit: true and honest... I think the most epic artifact is the She Came for CWC. That thing is lulz for life.

 

[offendatron]

I want his license plate. I probably wouldn't be willing to pay his idea of a fair price, though. I guess at most I would give a few k's for the license plate with the car still attached.

 

[m0rnutz]

Dibs on the computers and Dragonball hentai.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I would no give him a single penny but I would like to interview Cole and the rest of Chris's family, so far we have only heard one side.

 

[cruderudedude]

Id buy his attraction sign because im lonely and i think it would work for me.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Neither, dudes. I don't want any of his artifact or his horde. Do you know how LONG you might have to disinfect that stuff?

 

[Pickle Pirate]

@yawning sneasel cumsicles?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Manchester High School sweater as far as clothes goes.

 

[Apocalypso]

Barb's armchair.

Bixby Snyder: I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

 

[Orson Welles]

The Crump-lope.

Life.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Used panties, $5 to start, $10 with special stains

 

[Some JERK]

I'd give .50 cents for the original "shecameforcwc" drawing (if it really didn't get destroyed), just because it cracks me up. It's like a 5 year old kids' career day drawing about wanting to become a gynecologist.

Id pay to talk to like Snyder or rocky for an hour or so though.

I've talked to Snyder for about half an hour in-person before. He's an alright guy, but you're not going to get much beyond dad-jokes and BS about random stuff. As far as Chris, I'll save you some time: He doesn't like Chris, and he doesn't like Barb, and that's about all he'll have to say about it.

 

[Bluebird]

The dirty crapped briefs. Im sure they still exist in an unwashed state in the laundry bag chris pulled his shirt from.

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel cumsicles?

How much you willing to pay bby?

 

[Lipitor]

I feel a compulsion to lock this thread just in case you're doing market research for CWC to find his next big sale @Lipitor

I would maybe at a stretch buy an original signed comic but it would depend on the price. I don't care what it is, there's no Chris related items that are worth over say 50 dollars especially with evidence coming out every single month to show more and more why giving him money is a horrible idea.

Look, it used to be unfashionable to steal Chris's trash, now it's all the rage to spend a small fortune on it. @DStecks was unfortunately a trendsetter before his time... probably why he looked like such a hipster.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I'd give him £10 for one of his custom My Little Ponies (or. if he's willing to part with it, that custom Equestria Girls doll he carries around with him).