What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Fat Pikachu

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I may believe in some crazy things but I'll tell you what I'll never be autistic enough to bet on: aliens visiting earth. If you seriously believe aliens have been to earth you need to get your head checked. It's almost as dumb as subscribing to the belief that the earth is round.
 
Birtherism. I know, that's not a popular sentiment around here, and I haven't really kept up with it since my high school years. I just remember some shit about Obama's birth certificate looking like a forgery and family/friends of family saying he was born in Kenya. Stuff like that, inconsistencies. It was only really relevant as a way to try to disqualify him from candidacy and doesn't really matter now.

Well it sure as fuck wasn't fought over aluminum tubes and yellowcake.
I mean, Iraq invaded Kuwait once (threatening US access to oil), was a murderous fascist regime looking to rebuild ancient Babylonia, and was in the process of rearming. It shouldn't even need explaining why the would-be Hitler of the Levant needed his clock cleaned. It's just dumb we didn't take him out the first time... and then tried to rebuild the country. Should have partitioned it three ways: Kuwait gets Sunni Arab Iraq, Kurdistan gets independence, and Iran gets a client state Shia Arab state in exchange for detente.
 

MAPK phosphatase

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  • Soy and troons are control. Not necessarily population control, but definitely some kind of ploy to make people complacent. Government soybean subsidies + social media popularization of soyim hedonism (Switch, vasectomies, porn) are linked even if not directly.
Another point. The estrogen soy angle was pushed so hard at first so that it could be disproven and make anyone who speaks out against soy look like an insane conspiracy theorist. It's a thought stopping technique. You establish the strawman so that when someone starts talking about the dangers of soy, people will think of the defunked idea that it's because of estrogen. It helps that people do actually believe the estrogen angle and keep pushing it. These memes work like a pull start engine, it just needs the initial yank and then it's self sustaining with a little fuel.
All of this is to distract from the reality that un-fermented soy contains extremely high levels of phytic acid which binds to nutrients like calcium and zinc, preventing their absorption. The soy must be processed properly in things like Tofu and soy sauce to remove the phytic acid. Calcium is responsible for bone growth and health, while zinc is a key vitamin in healthy testosterone and sexual health for men. The soy boy meme is real, but not because of estrogen.
If you get your soy from soy sauce and tofu you're fine. But soy is often used as a filler, and that soy isn't fermented or processed in a way that removes a sufficient amount of the phytic acid.
 

ICametoLurk

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Did you see that file? Just look up CIA memes wikileaks. Just a collection of pathetic ascii art. Also in the release was like stupid highschool book reports on self help project management books. Seriously it's pathetic. I refuse to believe that the cia/nsa/etc is only pretending to be exceptional as some sort of advanced reverse psychology. They are staffed by legitamate morons. Read their declassified files about remote viewing mars and psychic gateway mumbo jumbo. They are legit drooling tier exceptional individuals.

All conspiracy theories are to make people think that there is someone powerful.
 
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UntimelyDhelmise

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Perpetual, clean renewable energy solutions have been made, quite possibly repeatedly, and have been destroyed and/or shut down because such things would shatter the multi-billion dollar energy providing industries (namely oil and gas).
 

Lemmingwise

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The best part of this thread is that I have no idea who is being serious and who isn't.

Birtherism. I know, that's not a popular sentiment around here, and I haven't really kept up with it since my high school years. I just remember some shit about Obama's birth certificate looking like a forgery and family/friends of family saying he was born in Kenya. Stuff like that, inconsistencies. It was only really relevant as a way to try to disqualify him from candidacy and doesn't really matter now.
Yeah, I downloaded that document from the US gov site and it almost certainly was a forgery. It was an image with multiple layers, which doesn't make any sense at all. The inlay of his first book also said he was born in kenya.

The details of this are rather severe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3KRxTfkLM
 
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Lemmingwise

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Oh and here's another one: Your devices are spying on you. All of them. Your car. Your phone. Your computer. Your TV. Your googlecast device. Every amazon device. Every apple device. Your printer prints hard to detect yellow marks to identify you.

Google created 23andme so that they could drive their googlecar down your bloodstream. They've probably got AI's to try and figure out how to best market to people with certain DNA patterns, or for more nefarious purposes than selling you stuff.
 
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Marco Fucko

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The modern American system is transcendent of one word ideological descriptors like 'liberalism' or 'capitalism', and all radical political thought is a half-controlled exhaustion of rebellious energy. Professional nerds can write all the books they want and people can believe them, but in the end nothing will be done. You can set up a separate society, but that will kill itself or be destroyed by the government, if necessary. Whatever the far left has become, neo-reaction, it's all accounted for. Even if a group of staunch revolutionaries stormed an oligarchical neighborhood the members not in that specific area could flee the country easily enough, and law enforcement would be swift in response. That's if the ex-special operations bodyguards don't cut through the civilian "militia" in the first place.

There are two classes, consumers/recipients and owners. From the well-paid executive to the person scamming welfare, all of these forms of income are given by a larger body and meant to be spent to keep the market going. The higher level jobs give greater access to potential wealth and ownership through greater compensation, but at the end of the day if a business professional is an employee and owns no wealth interests like property or a meaningful stake in a company then they are functionally similar to a latino flipping burgers. The owners are self explanatory.

There will be no great help for the disaffected of this system. Even running into ardent communists who have stated they understand that American money can go far in helping people of SEA who are worked hard for cents to make our products, they still do nothing. America has bought them, which is why Uncle Sam doesn't need to round them up, they'll complain and try to 'educate' people, but in the end they will still buy products, because when push has come to shove they have proven that given the choice between living in the US and whining or using American money to help third worlders that have been abused by American companies, they'd rather write a think piece or make a YouTube video and eat comparatively luxurious food than get their hands dirty. The peddlers in this style insist that they are indeed subversive and revolutionary, but anybody who doesn't secrete themselves on ideology can see that is a lie. If indeed they are such revolutionaries, where are their acts?

Political ideology is horse shit fed to and bought by the masses to distract themselves from drudgery and pointlessness. Some people may have an epiphany, a moment of 'waking up', but this passes, because they do a quick rundown in their head, a cost-benefit analysis of their current living situation and potential alternatives. Most people in America, whether they care to admit it or not, are comfortable. It's better to put in your 8 hours and come home to your personalized cave than it is to brave the harsh environs of a third-world nation, whether that be civilization or the wilderness.

America is a nation of working consumers and the only way that's going to change is if we collapse in on ourselves.



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Webby's Boyfriend

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SJWism was invented by Russian troll factories. At least that would make sense, since the rise of tensions with Russia (Crimean crisis) and the rise of SJWs as dominant political force in the US (Gamergate) happened at the same time (somewhen in 2014).
 
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Sīn the Moon Daddy

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SJWism was invented by Russian troll factories. At least that would make sense, since the rise of tensions with Russia (Crimean crisis) and the rise of SJWs as dominant political force in the US (Gamergate) happened at the same time (somewhen in 2014).
You're partially correct. It's mostly an internet phenomenon but Americans had zero problems with inventing a brand new moral crusade. Politicians latched onto it because they actually believed that Twitter is the news.

It's outlived its usefulness and is going to be phased out in favor of plain old humanism according to the whims of the powers that be.
 

Webby's Boyfriend

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It's outlived its usefulness and is going to be phased out in favor of plain old humanism according to the whims of the powers that be.
Either SJWism is gonna die down by itself like previous mass hysterias, SJWs go totally bonkers and cause a gigantic backlash or it'll take some serious global calamity.
 

Webby's Boyfriend

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Why would SJWism disappear if practically all universities still teach some form of it?
That's indeed a problem. Universities are strongholds for the Social Justice movement and the only place here in Continental Europe where it has any power. It's easy to indoctrinate people who are still in their teens and if your teachers or most of your classmates happen to be SJWs that often means you have to drink the Kool-Aid to graduate.
 

Lemmingwise

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Universities are strongholds for the Social Justice movement and the only place here in Continental Europe where it has any power. It's easy to indoctrinate people who are still in their teens and if your teachers or most of your classmates happen to be SJWs that often means you have to drink the Kool-Aid to graduate.
It's not "the only" place where the social justice movement has power.

What do you think these students become? They're tomorrows judges, politicians, artists, journalists, writers, teachers.

Why do company's like gilette try to push these messages in their advertising? Why does criticism of sjwism get demonetized on youtube?
 
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