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The FBI killed MLK.
What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on
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Freddy Freaker
Poz my freak hole daddy
I mean this is basically true. Look at the Uranium One scandal
I think the existence of alien life *somewhere*, *sometime* in the universe is practically guaranteed. It’s basically already been proven that, given a soup of organic molecules and enough heat, the basic building blocks of carbon-based life will just naturally form; so life as we know it is at least a non-Zero possibility on any planet that satisfied those conditions at some point.
The existence of intelligent, technologically advanced alien life, at the same time as us, in a close enough area that they can visit Earth within their lifespan, is much more questionable.
Paul Wellstone was assassinated, probably by a Clintonite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Wellstone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Wellstone
I disagree. If Putin wanted Zuckerberg dead then Zuckerberg would be dead. I doubt Zuckerberg could kill Putin.
wrangled tard
Not actually a nazi.
Maybe not directly, but Facebook could make people want to go to war, just with how they spread certain information. Facebook makes people think that they're finding out about the information themselves and not being told it by the news, making them more likely to believe it themselves. If Facebook wanted to convince people to go to war they 100% could.
Saddam financed Al Gore. Al Gore’s global warming strategy meant oil from Iraq vs Saudi oil. In retaliation for Bush’s brother throwing away democrat votes in Florida to win the election, 9/11 happened.
BowlOfDick
I can resist anything but temptation
Mine are rather vanilla:
1. Avril Lavigne is dead. She died just after voice acting in Over The Hedge. Her family were the sole beneficiaries and are milking her royalties.
2. 9/11 was a actually a tragic accident. The US Government took advantage of this terrible coincidence in order to invade Afghanistan and later Iraq.
3. KF's sweetheart lolcow Lucas Werner is actually an elaborate performance artist doing a decades long social experiment on how people view those with mental health disorders.
1. Avril Lavigne is dead. She died just after voice acting in Over The Hedge. Her family were the sole beneficiaries and are milking her royalties.
2. 9/11 was a actually a tragic accident. The US Government took advantage of this terrible coincidence in order to invade Afghanistan and later Iraq.
3. KF's sweetheart lolcow Lucas Werner is actually an elaborate performance artist doing a decades long social experiment on how people view those with mental health disorders.
What?!?!?!? You realize it was multiple planes, which were hijacked, don't you? How the fuck can you say that was an accident?
BowlOfDick
I can resist anything but temptation
My dear friend, it is a matter of mere mathematics:
Number of planes that struck the World Trade Centre in its history: 2
Number of planes that crashed on Sept 11th, 2001: 4
Therefore...
The odds of one of the four planes that crashed on Sept 11th, 2001 being one that hit WTC: 2:1
The odds of two of the four planes hitting WTC: 1:4
Odds of being eaten by a shark: 1:3748067
Odds of being struck by lightning: 1:700000
Therefore...
If you don't believe it was possible that it was a coincidence, then by the same logic you would think that shark attacks and lightning aren't real.
In summary: I'm taking the piss. I literally just thought of the stupidest conspiracy theory I could entertain the thought of. Still more likely than that chemtrail nonsense.
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Broseph Stalin
Smoke a Fed for St. Herkster
Just take a wild fucking guess of which ones I believe in.
Horus
Rawdog is the lawdog.
I have always been intrigued by the Phantom Time hypotheses, which is basically that the Roman Emperor and the Pope added 297 years to the calender to boot the year up to 1000 for political purposes.
Out of all the conspiracies out there, I see this one as the most believable. Europe was devastated at the time, and only the wealthy and the clergy knew how to read back then, so it would not have been hard to tell some dumbass peasant what year it was and he would believe you.
However, there is a lot of astronomical evidence (eclipses and such) recorded throughout history that we can confirm that refutes the hypotheses, interesting though it may be.
Out of all the conspiracies out there, I see this one as the most believable. Europe was devastated at the time, and only the wealthy and the clergy knew how to read back then, so it would not have been hard to tell some dumbass peasant what year it was and he would believe you.
However, there is a lot of astronomical evidence (eclipses and such) recorded throughout history that we can confirm that refutes the hypotheses, interesting though it may be.
Clorox Cowboy
Knight in training
What would be the political motivation for making the year 1000? I don't understand what is gained from doing this.
Horus
Rawdog is the lawdog.
They were building up some sort of apocalypse dooms-day hype surrounding the year 1000, much like happened with normies around Y2K.
They did.
sometimes i forget a lot of these are considered "conspiracies" by normies and arent just accepted facts but
- us government aware of shit long before it happens, lets it happen (mass shootings mainly)
- hollywood pedo ring
- fbi/cia have funded famous assassinations (mlk, jfk)
- climate change is real but isnt because of plastic straws, it's ~200 people sucking the planet dry
Santo Trafficante killed JFK.
I saw it on the American Heroes Channel and it makes sense. He was the top Mafioso in Cuba under Batista. The CIA had hired him to make attempts on Castro, and the Mafia (this is a fact) helped rig the Illinois election for Kennedy. However, when Kennedy was in office, he turned on the Mafia and started intensifying anti-racketeering campaigns.
So, the theory goes that Trafficante (the man gutsy enough to try to assassinate heads of state) went after Kennedy. He confessed to it on his deathbed (doesn't automatically mean it's true). Also, consider that Kennedy's family were bootleggers. They were already criminal scum, basically.
I saw it on the American Heroes Channel and it makes sense. He was the top Mafioso in Cuba under Batista. The CIA had hired him to make attempts on Castro, and the Mafia (this is a fact) helped rig the Illinois election for Kennedy. However, when Kennedy was in office, he turned on the Mafia and started intensifying anti-racketeering campaigns.
So, the theory goes that Trafficante (the man gutsy enough to try to assassinate heads of state) went after Kennedy. He confessed to it on his deathbed (doesn't automatically mean it's true). Also, consider that Kennedy's family were bootleggers. They were already criminal scum, basically.
Gabble Ratchet
craving penetrations
There was a second shooter in the Kennedy assassination. My apologies for the necessary vagueness, but I tangentially know a doctor who happened to be in a certain Dallas hospital when the president was rushed in. He initially said, in certainty, that the wounds present could not have been made from a unilateral attack. Those that knew him better around that time say he changed his story to match more official reports as they were released, then claimed that's what he had been saying all along. He is notoriously tight-lipped about it all to this day.
That, and that the commercial fishing lobby started up the plastic straw debacle to distract from the fact that their cut-loose nets are among the most dangerous and prolific plastic marine flotsam clogging the oceans. Forget Big Pharma, this is Big Fish.
That, and that the commercial fishing lobby started up the plastic straw debacle to distract from the fact that their cut-loose nets are among the most dangerous and prolific plastic marine flotsam clogging the oceans. Forget Big Pharma, this is Big Fish.
The conspiracy I believe in.
That the aliens they recovered from Roswell and parts of the craft, were actually the lunar landing module. And worst of all the 'Aliens" they found were monkey's, probably chimps shot up along with them. That they shaved them to test radiation and cut off the thumbs as to prevent any disposable thumb shenanigans in the module like unbuckling seatbelts. So that's why reports came out saying they were gray, long arms, child like body and only had four fingers.
That the government wouldn't do any non public pre flight tests using questionable methods possibly conflicting with moral sentiments to get the job done right before sending humans to space.
However, the main stream media keeps pushing the narrative of alien life, so I'm a bit reluctant to go down the rabbit hole.
That the aliens they recovered from Roswell and parts of the craft, were actually the lunar landing module. And worst of all the 'Aliens" they found were monkey's, probably chimps shot up along with them. That they shaved them to test radiation and cut off the thumbs as to prevent any disposable thumb shenanigans in the module like unbuckling seatbelts. So that's why reports came out saying they were gray, long arms, child like body and only had four fingers.
That the government wouldn't do any non public pre flight tests using questionable methods possibly conflicting with moral sentiments to get the job done right before sending humans to space.
However, the main stream media keeps pushing the narrative of alien life, so I'm a bit reluctant to go down the rabbit hole.
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