What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

Grandpa Simpson

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I am partial to CDAN to be honest.

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Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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One thing I've noticed is anti-vaxxers claiming that people pointing and laughing at them, in these days of the coof, are all members of the 77th Brigade. Now that actually exists. It's the UK's cyber warfare unit, basically, and when it was mentioned that they would be monitoring anti-vaxxers this caused much shrieking.

I think they probably are. But to claim they have dedicated shitposting sections on Faceache is very far fetched. That's the sort of thing you farm out to contractors a la the Trolls from Olgino.
 

PaleTay

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I assume that the current state of women in entertainment is designed to lead to pedophilia, and we've already been seeing the effects for at least a decade. Every major actress/influencer/entertainer over the age of 20 has given up on any semblance of fitness (or even most of extras in movies and music videos), yet girls who range from grossly underage to barely legal are promoted by social media algorithms and constantly blow up in popularity.
 

Jimjamflimflam

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I am partial to CDAN to be honest.

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I cant remeber where i saw it pointed out but like every entry at CDAN is just quick
"A redhair a lister was seen on the boat of her costar in this action movie movie"

Unless it's about the pedo elite. Then they publish a goddamn tome with details.

The April 1st makes me wonder if it's a really dark April fools joke or just plausible deniability.
 

Super-Chevy454

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I add a new conspiracy theory to the list then I believe, the way then various groups pushed to forbid the use of hydroxychloroquine for the so-called miraculous redesivir who wasn't miraculous it all and was a POS was an eerie coincidence. Some suspect even a well known SOB behind the curtain.
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=159744 ( https://archive.vn/blLRL )

A Coincidence?????

Well, well! Isn’t this interesting.

A drug called Remdesivir, manufactured by Gilead Sciences, is now being reported as the ultimate “CURE” for COVID-19.

But it gets interesting.
The patent for Remdesivir is currently held by China, through an agreement with Gilead’s drug patent sharing subsidiary, called UNITAID. UNITAID just happens to have an office near Wuhan, China.

Can you guess who some major financial investors in UNITAID might be?

You don't know?

Well, how about none other than George Soros, Bill & Melinda Gates, and the WHO (World Health Organization).

I know what you’re thinking! Just coincidence!
Well, here’s another coincidence. Both Gilead Sciences and UNITAID were financial backers of Hillary Clinton in the last election.


And another coincidence. Dr. Fauci authorized millions of American dollars to be sent to The Wuhan Institute of Virology in China, specifically for the study of Coronaviruses.

Oh, did I mention that Dr. Fauci’s wife works for Gilead Sciences?

What do you think?

Just coincidences! Nothing to see here folks, just keep moving.
It’s no wonder Dr. Fauci slapped down hydroxychloroquine, which is inexpensive, has been around for over 60 years with a proven safety record, even though its success rate was very favorable. Why? Because he was told to!! And the news media backed him up all the way.
 

Lemmingwise

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With humans generally not being able to keep secrets

This has a strong survivors bias.

You only know about the truths that survived and made it into the public.

Every secret that has been succesfully kept, we don't know about.

So we are inable to judge how good or bad people are at keeping secrets, because we can only look at those that haven't been kept.

That data is always going to suggest we are bad at keeping secrets.



 

Clorox Cowboy

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A significant amount of Holocaust memoirs are dramatized or hyperbolic.

I think everyone at this point agrees that furniture and lamps being made out of human remains are total BS especially for mass-market use, but several sources claiming this to be the case are still seen as credible resources or first-person narratives about the Holocaust. Other ones like people shuffled into rooms with electrocuted floors, babies displayed on pikes outside the german bunkers, people turned into shrunken heads, floors that open away into blades and buzzsaws, and wide-spread cannibalism are just a few other things that are found in accepted historical documents that I have trouble believing happened especially since no one is allowed to actually look into these claims.

I personally believe that there are two camps here, those who are purposely spreading misinformation, and those who just went through a traumatic experience that they can't fully explain and are piecing together what they know.

I think immediately after the camps were liberated you have a lot of people recounting and coming to terms with all that happened to them. It was awful treatment, and I'm sure a lot of rumors like cannibalism and whatnot were in the camp already. Telling these stories was not malicious though it did spread false information as some clearly false events ended up in the Nuremberg trials (human furniture for instance).
Later, to my knowledge, there was a boom in Holocaust memoirs. A bit of publishing fad if you will. Everybody wanted the most depraved account of what happened during the Holocaust, the more graphic and dehumanizing the author's experience the better. This is where a lot of purposefully fantastical misinformation and wild accounts come from, but who is going to tell a real holocaust survivor that you think their story is unreliable?

There really isn't a good way to debunk any false memoirs or events either. Nobody wants to look like an anti-semite or horrible person by going back and trying to piece together "what really happened." and a lot of people who do take the time to look into it have the underlying ulterior motive to declare the entire thing a "Holohoax" and decry the Jews.

Thankfully for more modern accounts, people have been a lot more cautious about what new stories they believe. The clearly fictitious Misha: A Mémoire of the Holocaust Years was declared fake 10 years after its publication and the same year Angel at the Fence: The True Story of a Love That Survived was discovered a hoax before it even published.
 

Syaoran Li

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A significant amount of Holocaust memoirs are dramatized or hyperbolic.

I think everyone at this point agrees that furniture and lamps being made out of human remains are total BS especially for mass-market use, but several sources claiming this to be the case are still seen as credible resources or first-person narratives about the Holocaust. Other ones like people shuffled into rooms with electrocuted floors, babies displayed on pikes outside the german bunkers, people turned into shrunken heads, floors that open away into blades and buzzsaws, and wide-spread cannibalism are just a few other things that are found in accepted historical documents that I have trouble believing happened especially since no one is allowed to actually look into these claims.

I personally believe that there are two camps here, those who are purposely spreading misinformation, and those who just went through a traumatic experience that they can't fully explain and are piecing together what they know.

I think immediately after the camps were liberated you have a lot of people recounting and coming to terms with all that happened to them. It was awful treatment, and I'm sure a lot of rumors like cannibalism and whatnot were in the camp already. Telling these stories was not malicious though it did spread false information as some clearly false events ended up in the Nuremberg trials (human furniture for instance).
Later, to my knowledge, there was a boom in Holocaust memoirs. A bit of publishing fad if you will. Everybody wanted the most depraved account of what happened during the Holocaust, the more graphic and dehumanizing the author's experience the better. This is where a lot of purposefully fantastical misinformation and wild accounts come from, but who is going to tell a real holocaust survivor that you think their story is unreliable?

There really isn't a good way to debunk any false memoirs or events either. Nobody wants to look like an anti-semite or horrible person by going back and trying to piece together "what really happened." and a lot of people who do take the time to look into it have the underlying ulterior motive to declare the entire thing a "Holohoax" and decry the Jews.

Thankfully for more modern accounts, people have been a lot more cautious about what new stories they believe. The clearly fictitious Misha: A Mémoire of the Holocaust Years was declared fake 10 years after its publication and the same year Angel at the Fence: The True Story of a Love That Survived was discovered a hoax before it even published.

I kind of get where you're coming from and I don't deny the existence of the Holocaust (cue the /pol/ sperging) but I do think that a lot of rumors and speculation or traumatized shocked survivors trying to piece together what the fuck actually happened did a lot to muddy the waters years later. The Nazis going above and beyond to keep everything a secret, even to lower-ranked members of their own party and military did not help matters

Like the stories of human lampshades and babies on pikes are ridiculous but they are a lot more believable when you combine it with the heinous shit that we know actually did happen like Mengele's experiments, weapons testing on camp prisoners, the gas chambers disguised as showers, or the fact that the ashes from the crematoriums were used in road filler as a cost-cutting measure, as were the cheap soaps rendered from the fat of newly arrived and freshly killed prisoners.

When you look at the sick shit that actually did happen, then things like human furniture and electrified floors seem a lot less ridiculous in context.

Of course, a lot of the really sick shit in the Holocaust that has been confirmed has a cruel yet firm line of logic.

Joseph Mengele wasn't an actual medical doctor but an anthropologist who was likely a sexual sadist and serial killer, but he knew the right people in the Nazi Party's high command and they put him in charge of the medical experimentations at Auschwitz to satisfy his urges away from prying eyes.

Gas chambers disguised as showers is actually a pretty good way to execute a large group of people with minimal resistance, as horrifying as that is.

Crematory ashes mixed into road filler and the soaps made from prisoners are again justified as cost-cutting measures and while its sick and horrifying, this was the line of logic they went with, especially since the worst of the Holocaust happened during the second half of the war when rationing was strict and the Nazi war machine was running low on supplies due to blockades.
 

Clorox Cowboy

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I kind of get where you're coming from and I don't deny the existence of the Holocaust (cue the /pol/ sperging) but I do think that a lot of rumors and speculation or traumatized shocked survivors trying to piece together what the fuck actually happened did a lot to muddy the waters years later. The Nazis going above and beyond to keep everything a secret, even to lower-ranked members of their own party and military did not help matters

Like the stories of human lampshades and babies on pikes are ridiculous but they are a lot more believable when you combine it with the heinous shit that we know actually did happen like Mengele's experiments, weapons testing on camp prisoners, the gas chambers disguised as showers, or the fact that the ashes from the crematoriums were used in road filler as a cost-cutting measure, as were the cheap soaps rendered from the fat of newly arrived and freshly killed prisoners.

When you look at the sick shit that actually did happen, then things like human furniture and electrified floors seem a lot less ridiculous in context.

Of course, a lot of the really sick shit in the Holocaust that has been confirmed has a cruel yet firm line of logic.

Joseph Mengele wasn't an actual medical doctor but an anthropologist who was likely a sexual sadist and serial killer, but he knew the right people in the Nazi Party's high command and they put him in charge of the medical experimentations at Auschwitz to satisfy his urges away from prying eyes.

Gas chambers disguised as showers is actually a pretty good way to execute a large group of people with minimal resistance, as horrifying as that is.

Crematory ashes mixed into road filler and the soaps made from prisoners are again justified as cost-cutting measures and while its sick and horrifying, this was the line of logic they went with, especially since the worst of the Holocaust happened during the second half of the war when rationing was strict and the Nazi war machine was running low on supplies due to blockades.
If it wasn't clear I'm not a Holocaust denier or anything, and I do believe in gas chambers and human soap. To me, the big difference between those and say human lampshades or electrified floors is the lack of evidence and the impracticality of them.
Gas chambers are indeed a horrifically effective way to kill people. Zyklon B is cheap and easy to store and if need be the rooms could be easily converted to other uses later. This killing method is found in a majority of accounts and I think the people trying to deny its existence are usually anti-Semitic or Nazi-fanciers.
On the other hand, electrified floors are found in only a few accounts. The idea of diverting a large amount of electricity to a single converted room in the middle of wartime when it could be better spent elsewhere for a killing method that isn't nearly as efficient when gas chambers exist seems ridiculously impractical.

Despite multiple claims of mass-marketed lamps and other furniture in a few accounts Holocaust scholars have come out and said that this was never the case (sorry Wikipedia will have to do for now). This is actually what got me thinking about the reliability of a lot of first-person accounts, the only lampshade to ever be found was at Buchenwald, if Nazi's supposedly were making them why have no more been found? And why are multiple so-called true scholarly accounts claiming as such?
Boiling down prisoners into soap is comparatively easier and a totally "reasonable" way to re-use human remains for the other prisoners especially as supplies are running low.

I'm not trying to minimize the Nazi's crimes. You brought up Mengele who is pretty much one of the most fucked up individuals who ever existed and his crimes against humanity rival just about any horror movie. I just think that when outlandishly evil false claims or unverifiable details are finding their way into otherwise reliable sources it hurts the overall view or the events that happened and forms the kind of breeding ground that creates actual Holocaust deniers.

I'm not going to claim to be an expert on these topics, but when there are contradictory sources someone needs to decide which one is reliable, that hasn't happened here. Instead it's all seen as equally true.
 
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Leftoids forget that an IRS leak & Wikileaks revealed revealed the ENTIRE LEFT-WING MEDIA (The Young Turks, Jacobin, the DSA, etc.) is funded by the DNC. Literally everyone in the Bernie Sanders sphere in the media, and in both his campaigns, is funded by the Democratic National Committee. The entire "socialist left", from youtubers to chapos to bernie-loving journalists on Twitter; they all take DNC cash.

TYT was OPEN about taking over $30 million from A) a Clinton Foundation Offshoot B) Haim Saban C) Jeffrey Katzenberg




Controlled opposition.
 

Cope or Rope

Can't Dodge The Rodge
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I believe all conspiracy theories i read. So everything honestly. unless it the le ebic plebbit conspiracies about le mega corporations artficial competiton it's human nature.
 

Syaoran Li

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Leftoids forget that an IRS leak & Wikileaks revealed revealed the ENTIRE LEFT-WING MEDIA (The Young Turks, Jacobin, the DSA, etc.) is funded by the DNC. Literally everyone in the Bernie Sanders sphere in the media, and in both his campaigns, is funded by the Democratic National Committee. The entire "socialist left", from youtubers to chapos to bernie-loving journalists on Twitter; they all take DNC cash.

TYT was OPEN about taking over $30 million from A) a Clinton Foundation Offshoot B) Haim Saban C) Jeffrey Katzenberg




Controlled opposition.

Honestly, this just further confirms that the Woke Left are just as controlled opposition as the Religious Right were.

A lot of the big moral conservative groups were either bankrolled by the neocon wing of the RNC back in their heyday or were wacko lolcows like Jack Thompson, WBC, and Jack Chick who were simply too loud and infamous to ignore.

And when enough people got fed up with the Religious Right, the neocon corporate elites cut them off and a lot of the megachurches and activist groups shrank in their size and influence and some collapsed entirely

The same can happen to the Woke Left if they become too unpopular or too much of a liability. BLM and Antifa are still uppity and angry and while BLM can benefit from a mix of black fragility and the anarcha-tyranny that benefits blacks, the Antifa gangs are more likely to get curbstomped if they push their luck too much under a Harris regime.

BLM's more likely to get their most radical or unstable elements curbstomped while the more malleable and less riotous elements corralled back onto the DNC plantation proper so they can still be useful. Now that the fix is in for Biden, the rioting serves no real purpose anymore.
 

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]

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That the holocaust was greatly exagerated for political reason but it was still a shitty thing to have happened. Nazis can still suck a dick.

Most stuff about aliens is disinfo and government agencies actually feed on it rather than suppress the nutty alien theories

Secret societies/illuminati are just the plain old mafia.

Jewish elites fuck around a lot with propaganda, lobbying and nepotism but so do mormons, evangelicals, scientologists, etc and they don't get fingers pointing at them ever on supposed redpilled forums and ibs because those are filled with their shills.

Government are more incompetent and corrupt than they appear, conspiracies are actually comforting because they imply an ordely plan in things happening rather than big bureocracies improvising and shitting themselves , causing three new problems for every one they try to solve.
 

The 8 Of Spades

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I believe CERN had opened up a portal to an alternate universe, creating the Mandela Effect. I believe a lot of us aren't in our original universe.

Fuck, alright.

What happened is that we changed the nature of reality.

This entire thing relies on the Copenhagen interpretation of Quantum Mechanics being true:



Now in order for reality to change under this theory, we have to observe something that we've never observed, something that has effects on the fabric of reality as we know it. I personally believe that changing the very fabric of reality would require a massive amount of power as well. So with those two ideas, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

The LHC at CERN, 2012: The Higgs-Boson discovery. Considering what kind of powers we were fucking with, I don't believe it's completely wrong to think there's a possibility that we created forces that we aren't even aware existed while completing this experiment. My idea is that we observed one of the underpinnings of physical reality and caused a wave function collapse, all while surrounded by a massive amount of power, and this changed something about our reality. However, it's so imperceptible that no one thinks anything has happened at the time.

A few years later, people start trying to figure out why Bernstein became Bernstain. People try to explain this with "the Mandela effect," which is even stranger seeing as I can't find a single person who thought Mandela died in prison. Trump gets elected president. Stranger and stranger things keep happening and alot of people seem extremely sure that this isn't the same reality they were in before. As far as i can tell, there's not much talk like this previous to 2012, after which it explodes. It's just an idea I'm working on though, so it's not 100% yet.


TL;DR: CERN killed Schrödinger's cat and now we've all got to pay.


Edit: Mandela effect, not theory.

Edit 2: apparently 2012 is also when we think CURRENT YEAR started as well: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/when-do-you-think-current-year-began.52427/
 
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