Lead paint is good and acts like one of those vests you put on before an x-ray. It blocks some radiation. Paint the exterior of your home and you no longer need your foil hat. Stop giving your hard-earned, high-taxed money to aluminum foil companies. An aluminum byproduct (pollutant) is fluoride, everyone's favorite tap water additive. Drink some today and calcify your pineal gland! Make sure it's crusted-over completely so you can freely consoom and not question anything.
My personal favorite conspiracy fact: Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.
My personal favorite conspiracy fact: Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.