What Countries should be invaded by the USA? - Let's bring those motherfuckers some freedom...

[Jan_Hus]

I'm not talking about "meh let's go empire building" I'm talking about actual "evil" countries whose existence is not only a threat to the United States, but international stability and our entire way of life

 

[Bassomatic]

In the case of the first, all of them.
In the case of the latter, none.

 

[AnOminous]

Belgium.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

North Korea.
Turn them into North South Korea.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Canada

 

[CWCchange]

Cuba, because the Obama deal is a disaster, and was all over some Jew bastard and his pirate internet connection.

North Korea.
Turn them into North South Korea.

We should only invade North Korea if it's beneficial us instead of South Korea, who has leached off us for years. Assuming Japan reinstates their military, we should tell South Korea to ask them for defense, and see how butthurt the Koreans would be having to seek help from their former masters. Without U.S. assistance, South Korea could take over North Korea in less than a week anyway. Alliances might pose a threat, but I doubt China or Russia will care about defending such a shitty country.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

N0ne, death to AmeriKKKa.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nothing third world, the US already has way too many rapists

 

[CWCchange]

^You can have a penal colony for the rapists. Haiti/Dominican Republic and Madagascar are great candidates. Unlike Cuba, the former two are basically barren wastelands raped of resources from the past century.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Saudi Arabia.

'merica feels big and badass by invading all the failed terrorist states in the area. How's about taking on the only more or less functional terrorist state?

 

[Piss Clam]

Liechtenstein...because much like Iraq and Afghanistan...nobody cares.

 

[Joan Nyan]

We need to fight domestic terrorists like BLM and retake control of places like Detroit before we fuck around in other countries.

 

[ICametoLurk]

We need to fight domestic terrorists like BLM and retake control of places like Detroit before we fuck around in other countries.

Carpet-bombing it is the only answer.

 

[shibbolethal]

mexico. we can make them build a wall by passing a bill, right? that's how the government works, right?

 

[Andy27]

Sweden before they infect other countries.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

mexico. we can make them build a wall by passing a bill, right? that's how the government works, right?

Make illegal immigrants citizens by conquering Mexico.

 

[AnOminous]

Carpet-bombing it is the only answer.

Who would notice?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Well I guess it depends. We invade a country, then a bunch of people speaking broken English will be like "America why yu du dis!". But if we do nothing, they'll be like "America why yu stand by while dis let happen!". So essentially, no matter who it is, how we do it, or why we get involved, the world will be disappointed with us.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I second Saudi Arabia. If ever there was a government that doesn't deserve to exist, it's that one.

 

[AnOminous]

I second Saudi Arabia. If ever there was a government that doesn't deserve to exist, it's that one.

Then you'd have the terrorists directly in control instead of poorly kept under control by the evil, corrupt Sauds.