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KeyserBroze

Sleep is for people who run out of Cocaine
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Shaved points on a football game, long story short he was forced to form a team from the prison inmates to play football against the guards.
 

Recon

Tactical Autism Response Division
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Stalking Cathy Guisewite and stealing underwear off her clothesline for nefarious fap related purposes.
 
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Piss

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Stole a submarine to go into the Marianas Trench to set the world record for the deepest hentai fap
 
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NARPASSWORD

The furry shemale with the Star Fox avatars
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Gave R. Kelly a gold shower, inspiring him to give away free gold showers to the first 100 underage girls he sees.
 
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DrJonesHat

A dashing and sophisticated young man
True & Honest Fan
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Robbed a liquor store by brandishing a very irate mountain lion.
 

Piss

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Went on a killing spree after being driven mad by trying to beat Zak McKracken & the Alien Mindbenders with no help whatsoever
 
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