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Had a tiny chuckle at a Cathy comic while on a business trip to the UK, got arrested for unloicensed dopamine abuse
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Pocket Dragoon

For one-tenth a soul, or a sexual favor.
Permanently discolored the greenery.

In the shape of a giant meatspin-mandala.

Illicit, but impressive.

Killing someone by electrocuting them when they're taking a bath
White Rabbit peaked.

Actually; they were delaying my tea time, and using up all the hot water.

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