He was literally a cuck. Ask @TheRealNapoleon about Hippolyte Charles.
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He was literally a cuck. Ask @TheRealNapoleon about Hippolyte Charles.
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He'd also have to abase himself before the Twitter mob for making racist comments in his edgelord youth.
Two of his four sons said he beat the living crap out of them growing up and drove their mother to alcoholism, one of them denied it and one of them has never commented. But none of this got out into the public before he died, I think.
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Would Marilyn Monroe have worked as a dramacow?
Virtually every old school Science Fiction author, not just L.Ron Hubbard, was kind of a nutcase.
Isaac Asimov - was a big time groper, to the point he'd do it publicly and not give a shit. His son David is a pedo.
Arthur Clarke - Was not only gay at a time when such a thing was frowned upon, he moved to Ceylon to stick his limey wang in local boy buttocks without fear of prosecution
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Let her children be serially abused by her second husband and may have actively participated
I'm sure there's more, in fact about the only SF author from that era I've never heard weird or bad shit about is Ray Bradbury. And IIRC he kept to himself and didn't really mingle with the other authors.
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Asimov was also a claustrophile, so he'd probably have a DA account stuffed with all kinds of horrific fetish art.
Judy Garland. Her antics on sets, her marriage to a gay dude, and her drug habit would have made her an interesting horrorcow. Also, the trannies and fags love her.
*sniffs* God, I love this forum even more now. Last time I tried to diss Asimov in an online space, I got piled on cause muh sciense jesus.
And I just joked be probably believed he poops because of a little alien living in his gut...
Harlon Ellison: Dude was a hateful son of a bitch. He had some thing on the sci-fi channel at one point where he'd just rant about stupid shit. His original draft for City on the Edge of Forever sucked and needed saved but he still took full credit. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream was pretty interesting but hey.
Speaking of Star Trek
Nimoy and his "photography" would be a fun subject.
My votes would go to the previously mentioned Freddie Mercury, Jim Jones, Michael Jackson, and L. Ron Hubbard
Speaking of Star Trek
Nimoy and his "photography" would be a fun subject.
My votes would go to the previously mentioned Freddie Mercury, Jim Jones, Michael Jackson, and L. Ron Hubbard
Ngl some of those sound a little based to me
Arthur Conan Doyle and his second wife Jean Leckie Conan Doyle.
- They were mediums, Jean well respected in the field. They traveled the U.S and gave lectures on the subject.
- ACD believed he saw the faces of the dead, including his own nephew, in a photograph.
- They had a Spirit Guide called Phineas, who spoke through jean, He predicted global catastrophe, if they should skip a train, and other mundane things.
- They also were a big believer in the psychic phenomena, this includes the fairy photos.
- He ran for office twice.
- They met at a party while ACD's wife die of TB, jean faked friendship with the dying woman while banging ACD. Everyone knew except ACD who was unaware that his wife knew, and assumed he was fooling almost everyone {except those he let in on this} but his wife told their daughter that she would be his next wife.
- Jean hated the kids from the first marriage and went out of her way to make this know. Most notably, not allowing them home. The sex must have been good, Because ACD went along with this, hating his children as well.
- He was known to get into fights in the papers, he was scandalous. one notable fight was with an old friend, Harry Houdini. After Houdini's mother died, He went off the rails about “human leeches” or mediums, and Jean offered a seance to defend her trade {if you can call it that} in a hotel room in 1922. This went horrible, and ruined their friendship, and started the greatest back and forth between the men. Houdini was an avid writer in the papers anyway. but this was a special seance. not only was it his mother's birthday, but the fifteen pages written by Jean in English. A language she did not know. This fight would reach peaks when they would reach out to Scientific American and put money on a test for 'true spiritualism' Houdini, doubled the money, and joined the judging.
- They would also entrap each other with fake photos.
Houdini would have his own thread for sure.
A lot of classical musicians would have their own thread, or at least a community watch.
- They were mediums, Jean well respected in the field. They traveled the U.S and gave lectures on the subject.
- ACD believed he saw the faces of the dead, including his own nephew, in a photograph.
- They had a Spirit Guide called Phineas, who spoke through jean, He predicted global catastrophe, if they should skip a train, and other mundane things.
- They also were a big believer in the psychic phenomena, this includes the fairy photos.
- He ran for office twice.
- They met at a party while ACD's wife die of TB, jean faked friendship with the dying woman while banging ACD. Everyone knew except ACD who was unaware that his wife knew, and assumed he was fooling almost everyone {except those he let in on this} but his wife told their daughter that she would be his next wife.
- Jean hated the kids from the first marriage and went out of her way to make this know. Most notably, not allowing them home. The sex must have been good, Because ACD went along with this, hating his children as well.
- He was known to get into fights in the papers, he was scandalous. one notable fight was with an old friend, Harry Houdini. After Houdini's mother died, He went off the rails about “human leeches” or mediums, and Jean offered a seance to defend her trade {if you can call it that} in a hotel room in 1922. This went horrible, and ruined their friendship, and started the greatest back and forth between the men. Houdini was an avid writer in the papers anyway. but this was a special seance. not only was it his mother's birthday, but the fifteen pages written by Jean in English. A language she did not know. This fight would reach peaks when they would reach out to Scientific American and put money on a test for 'true spiritualism' Houdini, doubled the money, and joined the judging.
- They would also entrap each other with fake photos.
Houdini would have his own thread for sure.
A lot of classical musicians would have their own thread, or at least a community watch.
Shittus Maximus
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Seeing as he outed anyone who was stealing his stories it's amazing how much work he actually got in hollywood. James Cameron still won't speak his name. Plus I give him bonus points for not giving a shit about celebrity opinions before it was cool.
Charles Manson
Marshall Applewhite
Any of the corrupt holy roller Televangelists (like Jim Bakker)
I was going to say Issei Sagawa but then I remembered that autist is still alive. Why hasn't the yakuza killed him just for funsies yet? They'd be doing his brother a favor.
Marshall Applewhite
Any of the corrupt holy roller Televangelists (like Jim Bakker)
I was going to say Issei Sagawa but then I remembered that autist is still alive. Why hasn't the yakuza killed him just for funsies yet? They'd be doing his brother a favor.
Besides Mozart, who eles would be considered a lolcow?
Franz Liszt
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky and every single person involved in in 'the five'
Robert Schumann
Vladimir Horowitz
Josef Hassid {not a classic musician, just a forgotten violinist, but he deserves a place on this list}
Marlon Brando. Definite deathfat.
Excellent choice.
I'm a little surprised we made it that many pages before Nietzsche got brought up.
Arguably a lot of philosophers could easily end up with threads because almost all of them were crazy in one way or another.
I'll nominate Immanuel Kant, I'm 99% sure he was autistic and I strongly suspect if that man was given twitter he'd spend hours arguing with people baiting him over the most autistic philosophical minutia using tweet threads the size of which would put Jake Alley to shame.
Salvador Dali. Literally believed he was the reincarnation of his brother, made a hologram of Alice Cooper, Fashion Designer for a brief period, had a pet anteater and a ocelot and had a dwarf friend. Could be a excellent modern day Lolcow or shitposter.
Every rapper who made a diss track against another rapper and got shot hours after it got released.
AngelOfNoMercy
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Anton LaVey
The Blackest Jew
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Marilyn Monroe, that fat whore. Also Smmy Davis Jr because he was like me, an incongruous schwartzenkikel. Unlike me, he was also a big faggot.
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