What did you dream today? -

[CBDsoap]

Last night I had a very interesting dream. it involved me meeting greta thunberg and trying to convince her that neoliberal environmentalism is just a jewish trick, and to pursue primitivism instead, but alas she rejected it and promptly called me a terrorist. after this, i fled into a large forest where reptilian FBI, ATF, DEA, NSA, CIA, FCC, FDA, and US navy agents pursued me. i was able to climb a tree but they told me they knew who i was, showing me my kiwifarms account as proof. It was over! what would I do?
well i guess i'll have to find out tomorrow since i woke up before i could figure out.
oh and the FBI took my fucking copy of "industrial society and its future" AND my copy of the first season of dragon ball z. pricks.

 

[Just A Butt]

lol go outside

 

[CBDsoap]

lol go outside

i did, in my dream

 

[Just A Butt]

maybe if you go outside right now, Greta will be there for reals.

and you can call her a tard, and laugh because it's true.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I had a dream that I was at the wedding reception for a friend I have not seen in a number of years. There were yellow jackets flying around and then the setting was a mesh of my childhood best friend's room and the rec room of my childhood house and there were yellow jackets pouring out of a support beam. No one seemed bothered as they stung them.

It was an odd one.

 

[The Real SVP]

I dreamed I was a stone age goat herder. Not the explodey kind, actual long ago stone age.

 

[DumbDude42]

i dreamed that i had a nice gf
then i woke up alone

 

[Ikvion]

I had a dream I was at a high school reunion, and the event hall was ghetto. Realistic for where I live. I was trying to converse normally with my old high school friends, but it was extremely awkward. Also realistic. Things got weird when I went to the bar to order a rum and coke, and the bartender started berating me for wanting drink anything with coke in it because of the sugar and carbs. She refused to make any drink for me and asked me to leave.

Sounds like we both dreamt about our autism.

 

[BingBong]

i dont remember

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I asked a girl out on a date, and she said yes.

That's how I knew it was a dream.

No, actually I dreamed I had to shoot a guy who was breaking into my apartment. At least I hope that was a dream... else I've got some 'splainin' to do.

 

[CBDsoap]

I asked a girl out on a date, and she said yes.

That's how I knew it was a dream.

No, actually I dreamed I had to shoot a guy who was breaking into my apartment. At least I hope that was a dream... else I've got some 'splainin' to do.

i just shoot people irl (minecraft) and suffer no consequences since i have diplomatic immunity

 

[Furret]

I dreamed that I was using a better website, then I woke up and wept.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I dreamed that my smartphone got a virus and was making random noises and calls and being uncooperative and I didn’t know what the fuck to do because I was too tech-dependent to function without it. Dreams can be nicely cautionary at times.

 

[Tingle]

Dreamt that I was playing World of Warcraft on a private server again after a long hiatus but the world was hundreds of times larger than it was supposed to be. I never even played WoW for long, I don't know why I keep having dreams about it.

 

[Coolio55]

Had a wierd dream I was playing some remake of an atari 2600 adventure clone except it was a 3d immersive sim survival FPS. Still only one button though! (Although with a controller you could press a whopping TWO buttons to also perform secret actions on items)
I was in this wierd underground rocky volcano jail area (The jail bars were pure stone) and had set my base up near a large pool of water that was secretly a spike trap and had tons of bodies in it. Then I woke up.

I dreamed I was a stone age goat herder. Not the explodey kind, actual long ago stone age.

Did you pet the goats?

I had a dream I was at a high school reunion, and the event hall was ghetto. Realistic for where I live. I was trying to converse normally with my old high school friends, but it was extremely awkward. Also realistic. Things got weird when I went to the bar to order a rum and coke, and the bartender started berating me for wanting drink anything with coke in it because of the sugar and carbs. She refused to make any drink for me and asked me to leave.

Sounds like we both dreamt about our autism.

Highschool dreams are always fucking awkward but I had a good one about a year ago or so where I was trying to hide my diary/notebook from the teacher lest she see all the psychotic/autistic things I'd written in it.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I dreamt I was on the toilet and took a really big poo.

Long story short I had to throw out my sheets.

 

[The Real SVP]

Did you pet the goats?

No, they were just background noise. The dream was about family drama. Looks like people weren't all that different 50,000 years ago.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Dreamed about owning a JVC D-series

 

[Simp for Jesus]

I dreamt that someone left a group of like 5 dead guys in my living room and one of them "woke up" and kept trying to hug me. I kept backing away from his zombie hands until my family yelled at me to stop being a rude host and to let him hug me.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Dreamt about an alternative to captchas that made you watch a jumpscare/screamer.

I should probably stop consuming dairy before going to sleep.