What do you consider to be Chris' prime? -

[Eli Whitney]

Reviewing some of the pre-Christine era material on the wiki, it seems that our anti-hero has seen better days from a mental, emotional, and lord knows, physical standpoint. While it's clear the larger recent trend has been abject, and seemingly endless decline, it's really pretty hard to pinpoint where the high water mark actually was. What stands out to you as Chris' prime?

 

[Randy Lahey]

2008 - 2009 is what most people consider to be the golden age of Chris.

 

[Amelia]

I think this would be the Silver Age of Chris right now to put it in comic book terms which hes so fond of. Right now we have a mildly self aware Christine may not be as rage filled at the moment as the past but give Francine some time im sure those fangs and claws will come out very soon.

Excelsior!

 

[DawnDusk]

Certainly high school. The man's almost 40, and he still can't stop talking about high school, when he had a handful of female acquaintances who pretended to tolerate him.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Any time he's in jail.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

When he screamed JUUUUUULLLLLAAAAYYYYY while screwing Officer Nasty.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

His prime? High school.

Our prime? 2007-2010.

 

[John Daker]

In terms of comedic content, Classic Chris era. In terms of quality of life, either high school or now. He's going out to gay bars and making money off of Sonichu right now. He's doing what he wants to do and breaking away from the influence of Barb., which is good for his mental health.

 

[Count Olaf]

Certainly high school. The man's almost 40, and he still can't stop talking about high school, when he had a handful of female acquaintances who pretended to tolerate him.

I agree. His days at Manchester High were certainly his happiest. He had his gal pals as pity friends, he was "excelling" in every class, he was "managing" the school basketball team, he "came up with"/met with Bionic the Hedgehog. . .he was as close to sane as he'd ever been. Manchester High was his highest point, and as the old saying goes, it was all downhill from there.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

2008-2009

today while sitting in the parking lot at Meijer (a walmart type store) I Heard Tarzan Boy by Baltimora come on the radio, and I thought about the first tomgirl video he made with that in the background

and I think when that tomgirl video came out thats when the new more odd version era of chris began.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Here, let me provide this very illustrative video:

 

[Shokew]

When he still drew Sonichu - oh wait, that was our prime. Don't care, that's what I'm sticking with!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Running over Snyder with a car. It's the ultimate conclusion to his crusade against that poor old geezer.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Here, let me provide this very illustrative video:

Wow. What a great video. The end is strangely reminiscent of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris's own prime was definitely in high school like others have said. He was too 'naive,' to want an unattainable girlfriend at the time and was convinced he had all the pretty girls in the schools friendship. That's when I imagine smug and self satisfied Chris would have been in his element and he himself says he was most happy then.

My prime was from the beginning of the Liquid Chris saga to the end of the Asperchu one. Everything that happended with Tito, Wallflower and the Cwcipedia seemed to break all his resolve but that Summer when Liquid Chris started especially he was still very easy to build up before being knocked down again. I remember going onto the Cwcki and /cwc/ every day that Summer pretty much knowing there would be a new and hilarious chapter in his battle with Liquid and that period also provided some of the funniest (in my opinion) rage videos as well.

 

[Asandy31]

probably birth to toddlerhood, after they discovered he was "special" it was just a down hill slide

 

[Buck Mullet]

He is no longer a virgin, has his own E-business of sort, and is transitioning into being more tolerant and social... i'd say maybe Chris has not hit his prime yet. Providing Barb does not stave off grim death for the next twenty years, after she dies and he's not grown too old and decrepit himself Christine can hold lesbian sleepovers whenever he wants. Better happen while he's still in his dirty thirties or soon after, I predict when he hits his forties shits gonna go even more downhill really fast.

 

[Asandy31]

He is no longer a virgin, has his own E-business of sort, and is transitioning into being more tolerant and social... i'd say maybe Chris has not hit his prime yet. Providing Barb does not stave off grim death for the next twenty years, after she dies and he's not grown too old and decrepit himself Christine can hold lesbian sleepovers whenever he wants. Better happen while he's still in his dirty thirties or soon after, I predict when he hits his forties shits gonna go even more downhill really fast.

Transitioning into being more tolerant and social, great satire. That lesbian video and the promise of forced lesbian eye contact is really tolerant and social!
Who has actually seen or heard anything of his new tolerant social life since he came out as an amorphous blob with no TNA?

Spoiler: Social Butterfly

Yup, Paris Hilton and K.D. Lange, take note, they are really going to think of "Pristine Christine" when throwing their next huge soiree to entertain their lesbian and straight female girlfriends

 

[Garfieldchu]

While shoving that Sonichu medallion up his ass.

 

[jawsome]

Wow. What a great video.

Welcome to the internet, friend.