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What do you do if Chris DMs you on Twitter?Asking for a friend.

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The Silver Shroud, Jan 11, 2019.

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  1. Definitely ignore, and block. Unless your friend is into text walls about trolls, cartoon dimensions, him being a deity, and how in love he is with pretend hedgehogs. If that's the case then she should definitely keep replying.
     
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  2. Tell your friend to calmly explain to Chris that the person who blocked him isn't interested in talking with him or getting tangled in all the drama. I'm sure he'll understand.

    JK he'll never understand. Just tell her to block him too.
     
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    #22 CoolGuyHitler, Jan 11, 2019
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  3. Chris himself is physically harmless and technically incompetent, but if he perceives she's a good candidate to make into a sweetheart from the ground up, she might become a character in his, er, postmodernist multimedia magnum opus, gain the bad sort of e-fame, and attract the attention of current and future we'ens (failtrolls), who are dangerous.

    Here's what happened to an artist Chris was a customer of. Operative sentence:
    If she does decide to answer, it should be a one-sentence formal reply to the effect that blocking is a private decision and her friends can choose to block whomever they want to. The more she interacts with him, the more she risks waking up to a phone / hologram / neurotelepathic call screaming JULAAAAAY a couple times per year for the rest of her life.
     
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  4. Seriously, don't respond. Ignore it, block if you have to, if he keeps pestering her, but under no circumstances do you respond.

    If you respond, he will talk/tweet about her non-stop, and his twitter followers will pay attention to that. Responding to Chris is the equivalent of putting up a billboard with your face on it with the text "idiot asshole" pointed at you. For her own sanity, never speak a fucking word to him. Learn from the shit Doopie went through.
     
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  5. Block and ignore like everyone said. I could see someone wanting to be nice with a thanks and a smiley face but thats cwcinese for "I'm your GF talk about me to all of your trolls on twitter"

    I'm the grand scheme of things it's the nicest thing she can do
     
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  6. Ask for bobs and vegana.
     
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  7. Do NOT pozload my neghole! The poop contains a magical powder that makes your ass grow bootysnaps, sucking away the scrump from your ass until your life force is absolutely ZERO!
     
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  8. I'd concisely tell him, in no uncertain terms, that it is because I don't like him and that it has absolutely nothing to do with trolls. If he asks why: "Because you are gross and crazy", then block.

    Ignore and block like everybody says is probably better, though. I just think Chris needs a nice hot cup of reality every now and then.
     
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  9. Block him without saying anything, Chris is clearly just trying to get to the girl he blocked through your friend.
     
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  10. D O N ' T T O U C H T H E P O O P

    Even if you're into that.
     
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  11. This is how the Doopy saga got started.

    Tell her to run.

    Context:

    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/DoopieDoOver

    Once chris gets this idea that a biological female is nice to him once, he never leaves her alone. Look at Megan Schroeder, too. He still mentions her from time to time after 11 years
     
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  12. There really isn't any reason to interact with Chris at this point. He is well outside the realm of reality and holding any kind of conversation with him would be endless talk about his delusions. Don't try and fix him or help there is no use, just block and move on.
     
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  13. Great response, I’ll let her know.
     
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  14. Block him. Chris is cancer and so are his trolls.
     
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  15. Jesus. That’s awful. I’ll let her know.
     
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  16. Or just show her the CWCKI.
    Might be more effective.
     
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  17. Tell her she should let Chris know she has an OP gunning for him and the assassination attempt could come any day. Only way to avoid it is by getting a job.

    In seriousness, ignore and block him without saying a word. She doesn't want to end up a google result on the Cwcki.
     
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  18. Good point, might have to lend her some eye bleach tho.
     
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  19. Block him
     
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  20. Report him to the police.
     
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