What do you do if you hit someone with a car? -

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Does anyone know any good body shops? Preferably ones that are discrete. I tried to swerve out of the way but it was too late. Initially I thought I had hit a small animal but when I looked through my rear view mirror I realized the thing was a furry. In my defense once I noticed it was a furry I backed over it a few extra times just to be sure.

 

[The Last Stand]

Turn yourself in.

 

[Penis Drager]

How bad's the damage? Typically furries come in a lean, lightweight shape or as a literal boulder. If it's the former, just clean off the blood and be on your way. If the latter, I'm surprised you're still able to drive it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

How bad's the damage? Typically furries come in a lean, lightweight shape or as a literal boulder. If it's the former, just clean off the blood and be on your way. If the latter, I'm surprised you're still able to drive it.

It’s the former. My truck is very sturdy thankfully.

 

[TFT-A9]

I mean, not like you could have known it was a furry instead of an animal *cough*CSI Fur and Loathing*cough*

 

[The Last Stand]

Find a Black person. And an alibi.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Call the police and try to get them arrested for attacking your car

 

[Mediocre]

Speed off

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Ejaculate!

 

[Just A Butt]

Turn yourself in.

This, but unironically.

They'll give you a medal.

 

[Radical Cadre]

You need to keep hitting people because if you do not, you'll lose your combo and have to start over.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Buy a new car. Burn the other out. Deny all allegations

 

[Madre Muerte]

Film the dead body and put it on the ync

 

[Carlos Weston Chantor]

I don't have a driver's license so they can't take my driver's license away it's basically GTA: San Andreas for me

 

[Puck]

Put it in reverse and double tap them

 

[Immortal Technique]

If you're in China, you throw it in reverse and make sure their dead. If they're alive, you'll pay for their medical fees for the rest of your life. If dead, you'll do 2 years in prison if you're not wealthy enough to buy yourself out.

 

[COCl₂]

Turn yourself in.

Wait the chick in your PP looks like she could still maybe be alive in a nursing home somewhere?

 

[NerdShamer]

Blame it on Tzeentch.

 

[TFT-A9]

Blame it on Tzeentch.

Might be more Khorne's wheelhouse, depending.

 

[Solid Snek]

Did you inform Kero the Wolf? Don't let fresh roadkill go to waste.

Blame it on Tzeentch.

Might be more Khorne's wheelhouse, depending.

Slaanesh.