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Originally, Chris was a proud heterosexual and any little implication that he might be otherwise would set him off. His brainchild Sonichu became his golden idol, and any negative attributes associated with him were also taken personally. Same goes with all of the other comic book creations. Up until recently, his faith in GodJesus was relentless and his belief that the creator of the universe personally favored Chris was also unwavering.

So, what, if anything, does Chris still value in his life? I don't think he plays on his consoles as much as he used to, Chris is an open drag queen, Sonichu is now a dead-er project than before, and God himself appears to have forsaken Chris.
 

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Null said:
Originally, Chris was a proud heterosexual and any little implication that he might be otherwise would set him off. His brainchild Sonichu became his golden idol, and any negative attributes associated with him were also taken personally. Same goes with all of the other comic book creations. Up until recently, his faith in GodJesus was relentless and his belief that the creator of the universe personally favored Chris was also unwavering.

So, what, if anything, does Chris still value in his life? I don't think he plays on his consoles as much as he used to, Chris is an open drag queen, Sonichu is now a dead-er project than before, and God himself appears to have forsaken Chris.

I do not see Chris as an open drag queen because drag queens actually put effort into looking like a woman. Though seeing Kaka Apple Chrissy on Rupaul's Drag Race would be something else. lol

However, Chris still holds himself as sacred because he is his own free bitch. Hahaha
 

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Sonic. For Chris Sonic is above God as a dieity for he cannot be influenced but he reaches out to Christian to influence him as a benevolent force.
Chris may as well just take up Super Sonic Philosophy. :P
 

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I think the only truly inviolate principle he holds to is hatred of effort. Anything else, I could see him compromising on - even giving up vidya if he found something more stimulating to the autistic mind. but he'll never, never work or try hard at anything because on some level that's a moral offense to him.
 

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he is the only thing he remotely holds sacred. thanks to copious amounts of garbage food, not physically, but he holds himself and things pertaining to himself the most sacred. the world could be burning down around him, but as long as he has what he is interested in (either lego or vidya or sonichu) he'll be a happy clam.
 

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CatParty said:
he is the only thing he remotely holds sacred. thanks to copious amounts of garbage food, not physically, but he holds himself and things pertaining to himself the most sacred. the world could be burning down around him, but as long as he has what he is interested in (either lego or vidya or sonichu) he'll be a happy clam.
Roughly as happy as this clam:
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That freaky thing is actually it's foot.
 

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I think he still holds his heterosexuality sacred. In the new Jackie e-mail dump, he got very angry when someone asked him if he was a homo. His tomgirlism also seems to be sacred to him. He seems to yell that title from all the rooftops, despite it not actually being a thing outside of Chris's world.

The facebook update where he angrily tells us that Sonichu is still alive also makes me think Sonichu is still close to his heart... though at the same time he doesn't want to work on Sonichu because he's pretty lazy.
 

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Rio said:
The facebook update where he angrily tells us that Sonichu is still alive also makes me think Sonichu is still close to his heart... though at the same time he doesn't want to work on Sonichu because he's pretty lazy.
I think that's more an indication that his perceived prestige is still sacred to him. If a new person asks who he is, he wants to be able to say "why, I'm the grand creator of the world-famous Sonichu!" and have the other person be impressed by it. Sonichu itself is more of a tool to that end, he doesn't actually want to put anything into it.

Now, the imaginary cwcville in his head is another matter - sacred in its own right, because that's where Chris retreats to in his daydreaming whenever he doesn't like what he's dealing with in real life. But the comic is dead and gone as far as he's concerned.
 

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Kosher Dill said:
I think the only truly inviolate principle he holds to is hatred of effort. Anything else, I could see him compromising on - even giving up vidya if he found something more stimulating to the autistic mind. but he'll never, never work or try hard at anything because on some level that's a moral offense to him.

I see what you mean, he'd sooner die than genuinely put what we would call effort into anything. But as far as Chris is concerned he does put a tremendous amount of effort into things. Pulling weeds was backbreaking, arduous work to him. Drawing Sonichu for "up to 3 hours a day" was comparable to full time employment, his low level CAD qualification that took him 5 years to achieve is, in his own words, a "fancy computing degree"

Chris' problem is he lacks any kind of perspective, probably due to him getting bumped through school without having to do anything more demanding than a paper mache Sonic and a CD cover. The second he hits his limit he simply stops and is satisfied that he's done all that's humanly possible.

In the words of Homer Simpson. "If somethings too hard to do, it's not worth doing"
 

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Anchuent Christory said:
I see what you mean, he'd sooner die than genuinely put what we would call effort into anything. But as far as Chris is concerned he does put a tremendous amount of effort into things.
Yeah, but he hates every second of it and stops as soon as he can. Even Sonichu he practically had to be forced to keep drawing.
 

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He's STRAIGHT! So all you homo's and niggo's and all the other -o's can take a walk on a dock! (Except for lesbo's, a day without them is like a day without sun-light.)
 

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I think Chris still holds his video games sacred as no one has really messed with that except for a few times it being hacked. He still holds Sonic and Pokemon sacred and more than likely holds Sonichu sacred as it's really the only thing he's created that means anything.

Chris holds a lot of things sacred, it's just a matter of him not sharing it anymore.
 

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I think having a girlfriend, or at least the idea of having one, is pretty sacred to him because in his mind it makes him an adult. The same thing goes for sex, although I think he realizes paying for it doesn't really count. His autism is sacred because it defines who he is and also gives him, for the most part, a free pass in life. His monthly tugboat is most surely sacred because it buys his vidya, porn, sex toys, and McDonalds. His religion is no longer sacred except to bolster his bigotry against da homos. You can see how quickly he's willing to drop Christianity for Wicca because of a perceived wronging he's received from GodBear for not supplying him with a pretty girlfriend to mother him, wipe his ass and hump his grotesque penis.
 
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