Off-Topic What does Phil actually want? -

[Dain Bramage]

Hope this is not viewed as a shitpost, but I'm wanting to know just what exactly does Phil want from the world? We know that Chris' goals are to create Crystal and be the head of a vast Sonichu multimedia empire, but what does Phil want? He wants to ride a bike and then.....what? How long does he think he can hop from one stranger's couch after another? Does he see himself still doing this at age 60? Does he demand that every male be surgically mutilated into a female and vice-versa? Does he expect every Jewish person to suddenly cease to exist? These demands make Chris' goals seem more rational and more obtainable compared to the stuff Phil talks about.

So, just what are Phil's demands from the world? What does Phil actually want?

(If you're reading this Phil, here's your chance to spell it out)

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I think that Phil wants to rule a country and engage in as much depraved sexual acts as he wants

 

[sugoi-chan]

So, just what are Phil's demands from the world? What does Phil actually want?

My first reaction would be for someone to take him seriously as a trans latina woman, but I think he likes the feeling of being oppressed too much.

EDIT - lol wordfilters

 

[DangerousGas]

Attention.


All of it.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Attention

@DangerousGas ninja'd

 

[Ravenor]

I'm mobile at the moment so can't really give a good reply so I'll elaborate later but he hasn't really got a end goal at all.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

To get fucked in the ass by Chris.

 

[Gagamaru]

nothing. because he's too dumb.

 

[gophergoober]

Attention and a good anal fucking by Chris and for Chris to hold him tight at night during a long Virginian winter night and to live out the rest of his life in Ruckersville, Virginia.

 

[Big Nasty]

To be important.

Also pizza. Maybe dick.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil wants to live in a "transfriendly" commune as a "communist" (not having to work) "Latinx" transwoman who can ride a bike (like how he portrays himself in those bitstrips).

Ideal society to him would be where no one is cis and everyone is communist (in other words, no one has to work).

 

[NumberingYourState]

Someone to lean on... And to rub his hobo moobies all over.

 

[女鬼]

He doesn't have anything like a long term goal. Even "getting respected as a True and Honest Latinx" isn't one, it's just his identity of the day.

Phil is like a little kid, he wants instant gratification regardless of the consequences. All he wants is asspats and positive attention all the time.
@Weeping With Pity said it once, he threw away everything that was stable in his life and turned away from people who wished him well just for the sake of Internet asspats.
He'll do anything, no matter how retarded, to just get some comments on his posts, even if it hurts him in the long run.

It's just another way Chis is better than him: even as retarded as it is, OPL's quest for China at least means he has a long-term goal in his life. Phil only thinks of what attention-grabbing stunt he'll pull next.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

- But Phil, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
- What happened?
- He was still a fat, autistic homeless cis man!

 

[Hyperion]

Phil doesnt want anything.

He's insane.

 

[Ravenor]

Ah I'm back - Glass of Rum in one hand and a rather delicious dinner has been consumed so I guess it's time to elaborate...

Phil as I said hasn't got any realistic and feasible long term goals for one very simple reason, He can't think very far ahead.
You know the way we say OPL lives tugboat to tugboat and can only plan that far ahead? Phil's the same the main problem with Phil and planning is he has no fixed schedule in his life apart from his own tugboat to plan around and this is exacerbated by the fact he hasn't really got anything he wants (or can use) that would require any form of planning beyond the month to month.

He makes some claims but they are mostly flights of fancy, He never works towards them mostly because he doesn't know how and is more likely to grasp short term fleeting pleasures of the moment and that's another big pitfall along the way to planning. In the past he's claimed he lives in the moment or some such drivel and well if this moment happens to contain a block of cheese or some freshly peeled ginger the next moment and many of the ones after it can go hang for all he cares and he's think about it tomorrow.

The longest Phil is able to plan ahead is about 6-8 weeks at a time anything farther than that things to get very nebulous to him rather quickly and even over those 6-8 weeks it's a bit of a stretch for him at times, for example he might say I want to live in a trans commune but he will never take any steps to go about it, be it locating one gaining skills that might be useful in such a environment or trying to find a way of starting one. The process of this is so far off to him he writes it off I'll think about it later.

The biggest reason Phil hasn't got a end goal is the most interesting one, he's rather dumb and has a rather limited imagination. He isn't able to conceptualise any idea without a preexisting framework to either copy outright or at most make a few thematic changes to (this is really reflected in his art, next to nothing is original) his ideas are cobbled together half understood concepts of other more capable thinkers and that's why any plans he does have make so little sense, the phrase:
"Don't ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" can really be applied to Phil in this regard (he's a malicious little git given a chance but that's not my point) he will read something on the five year plan or some other complex method and only understand 10% of it if he's lucky and then regurgitate it and then not wanting to look stupid make the rest up on the fly making himself sound even less informed than if he kept his trap shut in the first place.

 

[Asandy31]

1. Phil wants someone he can mooch off of emotionally, physically, and financially, as evidenced by tweaker and another person who gave a first-hand account of Phil's lunacy. Phil probably wants his needs met by other people, I am sure that if you created a giant womb where he could play make believe all he wanted, we would never hear from him again
2. Phil wants attention for being sensational, you can tell by him dressing as J.Lo, as a communist, as a female character, as a transtrender, and as a fetishistic transvestite
3. Phil wants for people to have confidence and believe in him, no matter how retarded his lies become
4. Phil obviously has a masochistic fetish
5. Phil wants to be a great warrior despite the fact that he can't even post anything on these forums, he's never done anything really political except for possibly pooping himself in public.

 

[Ravenor]

3. Phil wants for people to have confidence and believe in him, no matter how retarded his lies become

5. Phil wants to be a great warrior despite the fact that he can't even post anything on these forums, he's never done anything really political except for possibly pooping himself in public.

Both of these are practically the same thing, with 3 Phil thinks that if he say's something often enough for long enough other people will just take it as fact that he is, this way of thinking is something children work through and grow out of by around the age of 6, but Phil never grew out of it and it was then enforced by the rise of SJW listen an belive culture, an bar a few notable exceptions nobodies been willing to call him out on it who he considers a friend and those who do are labled by him as myisognonists etc to try an get them to stop being mean to him.

5, With Phil it's all image, he want's all the world to thing he's some underground big noise fighting for the downtrodden and oppressed but he isn't capable of understanding or performing the necessary work to get that reputation at a very fundamental level, so he hopes looking the part and talking a big game no mater how misinformed he really is will pass muster.

I like your post by the way, I was just highlighting a few ways Phil thinks because you jogged my memory.

 

[Stress Sigh]

He wants to be some weird social justice Barbie where one week you have latinx Phil the next it's communist Phil, then he's muslim Phil. He wants to live his life playing dress up and running from he is or what he's portraying because he can't handle the outcome of his actions and possibly can't understand them so he has to run away across country, change his name, and adopt a new identity for the "opresshun"

 

[drtoboggan]

He wants people to believe 7/4/97 happened, which it didn't.