What does the person above you's avatar say about him - Playing on Hax's theory that your avatar says a lot about you

[jorgoth]

Basically, a professional Smash Bros Melee player posted a 2.5 hour documentary and huge pdf about how another player was using unethical schemes to dominate the Smash Bros scene. One thing that stood out to me amidst all this (to me) wasted effort was some autism about how your personality is reflected in your avatar. And like much of his document (I didn't watch the fucking video) it's both

1. Hilarious
2. Something I must admit to be true, albeit grudgingly

So let's play the game: what does the avatar of the dude (or dudette) above you say about him (or her)?

 

[DumbDude42]

wh40k avatar = basement dwelling nerd, no exceptions

 

[jorgoth]

A take that is simplistic, lacking in nuance, although not necessarily untrue. i.e. I'm a basement-dwelling nerd, but what KIND of basement dwelling nerd? As such I'll be reposting to get a more detailed take.

As for you: avatar looks like something from porn, but shopped to look more comedic. Dumbdude42 has deeply held, frustrated sexual fantasies that he refuses to admit to even to himself. Kind of like that one Onion article where a guy hits on his female coworker, but tries to play it off as a joke.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

A take that is simplistic, lacking in nuance, although not necessarily untrue. i.e. I'm a basement-dwelling nerd, but what KIND of basement dwelling nerd? As such I'll be reposting to get a more detailed take.

As for you: avatar looks like something from porn, but shopped to look more comedic. Dumbdude42 has deeply held, frustrated sexual fantasies that he refuses to admit to even to himself. Kind of like that one Onion article where a guy hits on his female coworker, but tries to play it off as a joke.

jorgoth, with his love of necrons, is a 35 year old man child who unironically thinks 40K lore is good, unironically posts and says "emprah" and while not necessearily autistic, is intolerable to anyone with a modicum of social awareness.

He actually buys toys and paints them but never plays with them because he keeps getting banned from tournies for just being an unfun min-maxing rules-bending goon. Would be a sex offender if he wasn't emotionally castrated.

 

[scallion]

sneed

 

[Fetish Roulette]

sneed

A weeb with a Napoleon complex.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Weeb

edit: sniped. For fetish roulette, likes gaming and is comfortable taking risks (that’s part of the fun).

 

[Yuuichirou Kumada]

You just want to be an asshole free of consequences. Which is a pretty kick-ass goal in life.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Retarded faggot going for a b& any% speedrun.
@Yuuichirou Kumada IDK something about anime? Uses this avatar ironically but enjoys some anime unironically. Something tells me the source of this avatar isn't among those.

 

[Lame Entropy]

An older male avatar shows @Boris Blank's glass eye attempt to convey an honest front as that is the demographic you expect from basement dwellers. However, the sunglasses and mustache hint at his proclivities and the amount of his true nature he hides.
The "glass eye" portion of his username further supports this as the eye points to a supposed window into his true self but the "glass" indicates his false/artificial nature.
The wooden spoon serves as a deterrent to warn away those curious enough to attempt to reveal his secrets.

 

[Just Dont]

I can't see avatars anymore because I use the stealth style.

Checkmate bigots.

 

[Crocketron]

Unusual jobber

 

[DiddyKongMain1989]

Artfag and probable degenerate, former Twitter and/or Reddit user gone to the dark side.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

zoophilia

 

[The Last Stand]

The person above me likes The Legend of Karra.

 

[BingBong]

likes grannies

 

[Syaoran Li]

I get the impression you're an okay dude with that avatar.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

By the time this post is submitted, @Syaoran Li will have already changed it.
Thus, they are a faggot.

 

[Strange Void]

You are a sweaty desert man.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

You think surreal memes are actually super deep. I assume all your wallpapers are geometric shapes and you probably buy crypto or something.