What does the person above you's avatar say about him - Playing on Hax's theory that your avatar says a lot about you

[Professional Lurker]

Rants in Twitter threads about how great older consoles were.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Follows random women around and masturbates to them in public restrooms.

 

[ICraveDeath]

Sexual deviant, but the funny kind

 

[jorgoth]

If female, wishes she was a girl who looked like that.
If male, wishes he was a girl who looked like that.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Edgelord who probably never grew out of playing Diablo 2 Necromancer and D&D games.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Spends 4 hours googling for local viking LARPing event

 

[CBDsoap]

Sexually identifies as an imp

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Schizo. Hates niggers. Likes to smoke a couple big doinks in Amish from time to time.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

closeted furry that frequents animal control

 

[Bastard_Call]

Unironically browses tumblr for decepticon cheesecake.

 

[jorgoth]

Hates himself and wants to die, covers this up with a mostly impenetrable facade of goofiness. Wishes he was a cute goth girl because then he wouldn't be a neckbeard in his mid-late 30s.

 

[Revo]

Likes heavy metal music

 

[Baseton Repillé]

Borderline cringelord but probably has cool interests.

 

[FerretOTR]

Picks the worst waifu in any show they watch.

 

[jell0]

Picks the worst waifu in any show they watch.

Addresses his Jewish lawyer as his nigger on multiple occasions.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Addresses his Jewish lawyer as his nigger on multiple occasions.

Has a weird Sylvester Stallone fetish...

 

[3DHyena]

Has a weird Sylvester Stallone fetish...

woman who uses the web

 

[Overcast]

Is a furry that likes lady animals with dicks.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

They like those backwards Chinese comic books.

 

[jewelry investor]

drinks hard liquor every night