What does the person above you's avatar say about him - Playing on Hax's theory that your avatar says a lot about you

Un Platano

big blatano xDDDD
True & Honest Fan
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Freudian phallic imagery. Subconsciously wishes to replace his penis with a mecha gun to restore his emotionally castrated masculinity.
 

TFT-A9

Oops
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Freudian phallic imagery. Subconsciously wishes to replace his penis with a mecha gun to restore his emotionally castrated masculinity.
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Bastard_Call

Amateur rapist
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Freudian phallic imagery. Subconsciously wishes to replace his penis with a mecha gun to restore his emotionally castrated masculinity.
Libertarian lolicon with a penchant for buggery Freudian imagery. We all know what that banana is.
Also I didn't get this from his profile picture but he totally whiteknights jews. Glowing so bright I need to wear SPF 50+
 

VIPPER?

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Has never once played MechWarrior or any other autismal mech game, but probably also owns a copy of P.N.03 or Steel Battalion Kinect or something.
>negativeman
EX Al-Aqsa LF

Has a huge porn folder of some single cartoon character but faps/fucks normally otherwise. Has a big fetish for goths but demands a trad gf.
 

Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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A Pokemon avatar shows a desire to cling on to your childhood as your life accelerates onwards into the void. You fear mortality and prefer to live in a fantasy where people don't age and pets don't die.

Your struggle against time and entropy is futile and doomed. Everyone you know and love will wither and die. Everything you value will become dated and irrelevant and will eventually disappear altogether. The eternal blackness comes for us all.

Embrace it.
 

UnKillShredDur

Black Deaths Matter.
True & Honest Fan
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Not only are you a furfag, but you're a narutard as well.

Adding all of that together, along with your username, you probably watch weeb shit while simultaneously (incorrectly) slitting your wrist and fucking some poor cat. Do it right next time. Go all the way and kys!
 

Decepticon Spy

is a self Identified Autobot.
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Writes Fresh prince of Bel-Air Fanfics on AO3, has a bajillion headcanons for uncle Phil, one of them being an incestuous relationship between him and Will Smith. Also a bit of a TMNT sperg
 

Old Man Mario

The ladies used to call me Jumpman
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Feels like his sexuality should be tied in to all aspects of his fandom. Easily impressed by robots that look like things that shouldn't be robots. Refuses to buy a robotic sweeper as to not promote the slavery of robots.
 
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