What foods give you the runs EVERYTIME, but you keep going back to? -

[Lipitor]

Also how do you treat your chronic diarrhea?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Black people give me the runs when I consume their flesh. I keep going back because they go so well with watermelon and grape soda.

 

[Desire Lines]

Pretty much any street food. It's always delicious, cheap, and I always have to spend an extra 20 minutes on a shitter for it

 

[RG 448]

Fried chicken, which I keep coming back to specifically because it gives me the runs.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Fuddruckers. If it's not heartburn it's A BIG BROWN DOWNTOWN MELTDOWN!!!

 

[LtCucumber]

Any spicy food. I fucking love mexican foods. Spicy chilli is one of the best things in the world. Used to be able to eat it all the time as a kid and it was never spicy enough, but now as an adult I can't touch the stuff without having the runs the next day.

 

[drtoboggan]

Taco Bell.

 

[Syn]

Chinese takeaway
-Chips (Fries)
-Special fried rice
-Curry Sauce
-Egg fu yung

All of these mixed together taste amazing, but the consequences are immense

 

[The Shadow]

I have a cast iron gut- unless I'm eating fast food in Colorado for some reason. Every time I've passed through the state I've eaten something that's made me spend half a day on the toilet.

 

[Bugaboo]

None because I'm not insane and value having normal shits

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I've honestly never been in this situation.

 

[Entertained409]

Authentic spicy Mexican tinga chicken nachos. I consume the whole jalapeño it comes with as well.

Spicy going in. Fucking NUCLEAR coming out. Always worth it.

 

[MG 620]

Subway subs. Awful stuff.

 

[Haramburger]

Nestle® Buncha-Crunch or the regular Crunch bars & brand-name soda.

Chinese takeaway
-Chips (Fries)
-Special fried rice
-Curry Sauce
-Egg fu yung

All of these mixed together taste amazing, but the consequences are immense

Illegal hateposting identified, EU has been notified & a cuntstable is en route to your flat.

 

[ethanoate]

Soft cheese. I spend the rest of the day being a fondue pot.

 

[Save the Loli]

Indian food. I don't care what the local Pajeets are doing with their food, it tastes so good, and a giant plate of their food is so cheap.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

Oatmeal. Every. Single. Time.

It seems every time that I eat my oats for breakfast, I end up on the pot in the afternoon and I have the worst-smelling-never-ending gas all day long.

 

[Jenga Jam]

Pesto.

It's a fucking tragedy because it's basically "make any italian food better" sauce.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Mexican Food. Even non-authentic microwave nachos give me the squirts at times, especially if I coat that stuff in Tabasco.

 

[The Fool]

Vodka. Yes I'm counting that as food.