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What game do you wish Phil would play?AKA best future TIHYDP material?

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Son of Big Boss, Dec 2, 2017.

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  1. What game would you really like DSP to play?
    What game would be excellent TIHYDP material?

    Personally, i can't wait for him to play Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. That game has weird mechanics that favor hardcores instead of casuals, including constant damage in the dark world and ammo for beam weapons. You have to manage both health and ammo while in the dark world. Also some of the bosses are quite tough, like the Boost Guardian.

    Another game series i would like him to play? The old Hitman games, the stealth in those games is really hard to pull off for casuals, and also the challenge curve is quite steep.

    So, what do you want him to play?
     
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  2. Europa Universalis IV or another Paradox Grand Strategy title. He would have no idea what's going on and the salt would be enough for a lifetime.
     
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  3. Osu
    I really want to see him fail at rhythm games since he cant remember things for shit
     
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  4. PE2 is my all time fav game, too bad he ragequit first game so he will probably never play it.
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  5. Crimson Skies; High road to revenge
     
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  7. Shadow Tactics or some other strategy game so his fans can finally see he's not that smart. A Paradox game along the lines of Crusader Kings II or Cities: Skylines like @Dirt McGirt said would be golden.
     
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  8. Ikaruga
     
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  9. Any AAA release.
     
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  10. I would like him play a game like Beyond Good and Evil, without stream chat. Cho Aniki would be good for his over exaggerated reactions. Also, any game that is multiplayer only and he isn't allowed to turn off game chat like PUBG or Day Z.
     
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  11. Boshy, Hell yes!!! Also, any game made by Treasure, I.E. Gunstar Heroes, Alien Soldier, Ikaruga, Radiant Silvergun. Maybe the classic Sonic games?
     
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  12. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes would end Phil. It took him until the final non-boss area of the game to use the charge beam during combat, or even strafe, in the original Metroid Prime (things that the game explains to you in the tutorial area, no less). Not to mention he struggled on easy mode. Complicated things such as basic health/ammo management and actually tricky bosses would produce supreme levels of salt.

    I'd like it, though. Just to see how big of a clusterfuck it'd end up being.
     
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  13. Darkest Dungeon.
     
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  14. Morrowind
     
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  15. Also any classic game like any of the Ninja Gaiden games. Or Contra.
     
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  16. Fuck, he wouldn't make it past the waterfall stage, even with the Konami code.
     
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  17. This is the only video I could find so I recommend muting the audio.


    For me it would be Yakuza Kiwami. He stopped playing Kiwami back in the summer. If he carried on playing, he would be raging on some of the boss fights and the car segment on Normal difficulty. Another thing is for him to try out the secret boss of Yakuza, Amon.
     
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  18. Battletoads.
     
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  19. Okay, he sucked at it, but I have to give him some credit for even playing it at all. He whined more than I did, but I probably sucked about as much at that game as he did. I did eventually win it, though.
     
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  20. Imagine if he played Itagaki's Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox especially Ninja Gaiden 2. He did play the vanilla Ninja Gaiden 3.

    Maybe he will do Ninja Gaiden Black on the Xbone in the future.
     
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