What happened? 6-23-14 -

[I AM THE CREASE DANGER]

I log in and all the stickies are gone, there's a shitty new subforum dedicated to Melchett, and established members have changed usernames?

Am I missing something? Why isn't anyone moderating this?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I log in and all the stickies are gone, there's a shitty new subforum dedicated to Melchett, and established members have changed usernames?

Am I missing something? Why isn't anyone moderating this?

WELCOME TO HELL.

 

[José Mourinho]

Welcome to the new era of the CWCki Forums.

 

[Dr. Meme]

DONT WORRY JUST TRUST IN MELCHETT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

 

[CaptainDong]

ALL GLORY TO MELCHETT

 

[applecat]

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

This is a new and glorious era of the cwcki forums.

 

[littlebiscuits]

 

[Watcher]

I came back to the forums at just the right time to witness this

 

[I AM THE CREASE DANGER]

Welcome to the new era of the CWCki Forums.

It's sort of like 28 Days later, except instead of zombies and infection there's spergs and shitposting.

 

[Null]

I log in and all the stickies are gone, there's a shitty new subforum dedicated to Melchett, and established members have changed usernames?

Am I missing something? Why isn't anyone moderating this?

 

[LM 697]

fed up

get it

fed up

you know, like vore

 

[Null]

fed up

get it

fed up

you know, like vore

 

[Hyperion]

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I log in and all the stickies are gone, there's a shitty new subforum dedicated to Melchett, and established members have changed usernames?

Am I missing something? Why isn't anyone moderating this?

It's sort of like 28 Days later, except instead of zombies and infection there's spergs and shitposting.

 

[Watcher]

So are we getting our old names back?

 

[spaps]

So are we getting our old names back?

JUST ENJOY THE RIDE WHILE IT LASTS

GOD

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

So are we getting our old names back?

Nope.

 

[Watcher]

Nope.

But I dun wanna be a cigarette...

 

[Arkangel]

Spoiler: Instruction manuals for Lower Class Brits: How not to be a cider man.

http://theciderman.blogspot.ca/

http://margaretfatwood.blogspot.ca/

I have a super sub secret to tell you!

At this point, I want to tell you a secret that could get me killed.
It is a highly secret organization that is extremely difficult to locate. Perhaps only 20,000 people in the world know about it. It is a secret branch of the MI6 that I will call “THE CIDER FACTORY”. I suspect that George R.R. Martin knows about it because he popularized a similar organization in the book “A Feast for Crows” and it is known as one of the super secret branches of the organization known as “The Brewery”.
I have tried to make contact with it. I sent them a highly encrypted dvd to a sub branch of their offices in Scotland. No, I didn’t send it to the “Castle of Arrgh” because if I had have done that I would have surely be dead by now.
Their symbol is “The Granny Smith Apple” and I am extremely frightened because I was visiting a site that specializes in Zebra and Elephant mating documentaries of Super 8 films on a super secret sub sub website of a super secret American organization known as the FDCKU that was founded some time around of a rally in 1934 in a city called "Cherbourg”,
I was shocked to see a very small advertisement displaying one of their super secret sub symbols:
The advertisement was for a large jar of “Strubs Half Sour Cider”.
I consider myself very lucky. Because when you see an advertisement of a jar of “Sour Cider” you know that your time on this Earth is very limited. The less apples and smaller the apples get, the less time you have to live because then you know they are watching you and on your tail! Be very very careful if you see a jar of chopped up “apple sauce”…
And consider yourself very very lucky if you see an advertisement for a large jar of “Gerkin Bick’s Cider” because they probably see you as a friend that can help them.
You see there is very very small chance that they are extremely stupid morons who work for a Dutch Inspector named Hercule Clouseau.
On the dvd I wrote a super secret message in a super secret encoding protocol called “CWCki.zip”.
The message was:
“I suspect that you are very stupid morons who do not know how to tie your shoelaces.”
“I am not a chav”
“I do not have bad teeth”
“I am not a stupid moron”
“I am not Winston Churchill”
“I suspect you’re a band of stupid pikeys and pillocks”
“Yours sincerely”
“Jeremy Clarkson”
“(A Keystone Light Kop)”
“The Cider Factory” is an extremely deadly organization that exterminates their enemies with extreme prejudice and intolerance.
They have two oaths.
The first one to the Magna Carta.
The second one is extremely long. I found one of its pages on a super secret website called “ciderdrinking.com”
It was labeled “page 2009”
On it was a warning message in large red print.
It said, “BEWARE OF RICHARD HAMMOND…”
Under it was a picture of Bugs Bunny looking at a sign on a tree that said.”
“APPLE PICKING SEASON”
I suspect that “The Cider Factory” is on to me…
If I die before this article is written please tell the world about a super duper super sub secret man, known only as “The Cider Man”
He is extremely drunk, very extremely secretly unpredictable and likes to change people's names…