What happened to the Biological Clock? -

[TrippinKahlua]

I love words that just sound funny together, and just so happens Biological Clock sounds funny side by side so lets discuss what Chris used to call his messed up sleeping schedule.

Well, obviously, it was because Chris had absolutely nothing to do with his life he found himself staying awake all night playing vidya and drinking Monster energy, his circadian rhythm got messed up.

I guess it is true though, when you don't have a reason to get up in the morning, you do tend to stay awake until 2:30AM. It was like that for me during the summer, but now I have my own "Biological Clock" set to wake me up at 6:15AM.

Its too bad he doesn't take after his father and start gardening. To have a garden to check on first thing in the morning is a great way to have a reason to wake up.

But of course, stupid, unassertive Chris just stays awake munching on Hungry Mans and drinking and tripping Kahlua, keeping him awake all the live long night, breaking his "Biological Clock" even more.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Its too bad he doesn't take after his father and start gardening. To have a garden to check on first thing in the morning is a great way to have a reason to wake up.

No, maintaining the garden is someone else's job though.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

if i had to take a guess, i'd say chris's sleeping pattern is more similar to 's now. question is, who changed the sleeping pattern to fit whose needs?

 

[CatParty]

his biological clock was fixed by his high school prom date spooning with him every night.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Isn't that term usually used by women who are in their late 30s who are desperate to have a baby? Our Chris gets things messed up again.

 

[LM 697]

Time's up.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

The whole biological clock thing was just another example of him claiming somethings not his fault. All he needed was a little self discipline and to impose a routine on himself, but he instead chose to claim something about him was broken.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Its too bad he doesn't take after his father and start gardening. To have a garden to check on first thing in the morning is a great way to have a reason to wake up.

No, maintaining the garden is someone else's job though.

Not unless, you WANT to do it yourself, you know.

 

[4Macie]

I never got where he came up with "Biological Clock" meaning sleep schedule considering that most of the world knows that "Biological Clock" is a woman's ticking bomb for having a baby. It's kinda like "wet dreams" are when you piss yourself and "sticky dream" or "messy dream" was when he would ejaculate when he slept...

 

[FramerGirl420]

Actually, Chrissy IS using the term Biological Clock correctly. And it DOES affect your sleeping patterns.
http://www.sleepfoundation.org/article/ ... body-clock

However, he's still an idiot who needs to learn when to just shut off the vidya for the day and go to bed.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Like Chris his biological clock has been broken for quite awhile. Also he maybe I read OP's post wrong but I don't believe he drinks energy drinks.

 

[JULAY]

It works just fine... He poops himself like clockwork twice a day!

 

[Wall of Originals]

I have heard men use the term, "biological clock" to describe their disrupted sleeping patterns. But they were all under 35 years old and probably have no idea who OPL is.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Look, the truth is, you do have a "clock" in your body in much the same way your brain is considered your bodies computer.

Everyone possesses the ability to control their "biological clock" and make it so they wake up the same time in the morning. I've recently gotten mine to get me awake at 6:15AM.

It's a part of Extra Sensory Perception (ESP), actually. You just gotta learn to harness and control it. I'm pretty good at guessing the time without a watch.

 

[Smokedaddy]

It's a part of Extra Sensory Perception (ESP), actually. You just gotta learn to harness and control it. I'm pretty good at guessing the time without a watch.

Oh puh-leeze.

 

[A-Stump]

Look, the truth is, you do have a "clock" in your body in much the same way your brain is considered your bodies computer.

Everyone possesses the ability to control their "biological clock" and make it so they wake up the same time in the morning. I've recently gotten mine to get me awake at 6:15AM.

It's a part of Extra Sensory Perception (ESP), actually. You just gotta learn to harness and control it. I'm pretty good at guessing the time without a watch.

 

[Zim]

What do you do when you have absolutely no reason to do anything except eat, fuck around, and sleep? You do all of it whenever. I'm assuming he has no real "rhythm" to anything anymore and just sleeps when he gets tired and eats when he get's hungry and the rest of his life is just killing time between the two. I couldn't imagine having no sort of schedule for almost 10 years and it's got to have messed him up pretty good.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It belongs to Barb.

 

[MY 405]

The whole biological clock thing was just another example of him claiming somethings not his fault. All he needed was a little self discipline and to impose a routine on himself, but he instead chose to claim something about him was broken.

All he needed was an alarm clock.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Oh puh-leeze.

Totally read that in Squidward's voice.