Money What happens when Barb dies? -

[HG 400]

Do you think Chris will be okay?

 

[BT 075]

I think his autism will be magically cured when she dies, like a curse being lifted.

@Hellblazer I think this is a drill.

 

[LegoTugboat]

Do you think Chris will be okay?

We might have to consider the fact that Barb might resurrect, like Jesus.

 

[Cuck Norris]

We might have to consider the fact that Barb might resurrect, like Jesus.

I hope not. Barb is literally worse than Hitler.

 

[CatParty]

Shits himself and does nothing

 

[HG 400]

He probably won't notice cause he'll be too busy getting RAPED in his ASSHOLE in PRISON amirite guys? lol

 

[Clown Doll]

Chris will be put in a group home with Bob's old clothes.

What about Bob's records? Do you think he'll sell them?

I don't know who would buy them, but he might try, sure.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Chris will be put in a group home with Bob's old clothes.

What about Bob's records? Do you think he'll sell them?

 

[HG 400]

Why are the staff hoarding the phone call where Chris cries over Bob?

 

[Clown Doll]

Why are the staff hoarding the phone call where Chris cries over Bob?

Bleedin' heart bullshit about 'showing decency'.
Everyone knows Chris has no empathy, so he should be shown none in return.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I think some white knight mother will pick him up and baby him forever.

 

[Ariel]

He's getting zapped next month, so this won't even be a problem.

 

[OBAMATRON]

I think some white knight mother will pick him up and baby him forever.

Tell us all about your plans.

 

[HG 400]

Sometimes I worry that I'm too similar to Chris since I live with my overweight mother on a tugboat and spend all day drawing self-insert comics to cope with my crippling autism and gender confusion, and I never leave the house, and I have a string of convictions for macing people and defacing X-Box advertisements, but then I think "HA, AT LEAST MY DICK'S NOT BENT". Chris and his disgusting bent dick gives people like me a bad name.

 

[AP 297]

My guess is the result will be absolutely nothing will happen.

Chris will sit in the house as the world around him crumbles to pieces. He will sit and wait as everything falls apart from neglect not understanding any of it. He will have his "friends", but let's face it. His trolls are his only friends and only allies. He has nothing else. The system does not want him because to take care of him requires effort, and if there is one thing I know about the government; it only does what is convenient rather than what is right. Letting Chris sit in a vacant house with no one there as things collapse around him requires very little effort. Paperwork will simply get lost and Chris will simply fall through the cracks. He has fallen through the cracks before, why not again.

Like it or not, his trolls are his only hope. Otherwise he is completely alone. Also @Dynastia , nice thread!

I am sure it will be one of Hellblazer's favorites.

 

[HG 400]

I make the best threads.

 

[Panzer IV]

Chris won't notice it and the dogs will have their first good meal.

 

[EI 903]

I swear some of you people have an alarm that goes off during the hour or two a day I'm not on the site.