What has a lolcow ruined for you? -

Mapache

Sperg Scientist
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I'll start, the word cartoon.
Normally I don't watch cartoons, especially cartoons outside of family guy, koth, American dad etc. But after discovering the amount of spergs from DA unearthed by this site who are so autistically obsessed with kid cartoons like spongebob and mlp whenever I see the word "cartoon" or just "toon" used as an adjective in a tumblr and DA's especially in their names I cant help but think "I bet he/she is defiantly a massive autist" and whatever they produced is tainted for me after that.
 

Doc Cassidy

Notorious Bum Driller
True & Honest Fan
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A few years ago I had this brilliant plan to troll Chris. I slipped a roofie into his drink so that when he passed out I could beat him with a rubber hose and dump him in a drainage ditch. Unfortunately I accidentally drank the drugged one and give Chris the clean drink.

Chris ruined my asshole that night.
 

Sailor_Jupiter

"There is no answer to the Jupi question!"
True & Honest Fan
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It's sad to see concepts and characters you know and love be destroyed by idiots on the internet. I actually wanted to see Steven Universe because of Joel Hodgson, who is playing Mayor Dewey. However, thanks to the toxic fandom, I have promised myself that I will never see it, no matter the strength of the temptation.
Yeah, I'm tempted to see it, too- but the fans are so terrifying. ;__; Same here.
 

Ginger Piglet

Fictional Manhunt Survivor
True & Honest Fan
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My own ancestry. I'm light enough during winter that I'm scared to wear anything even slightly Indian- including the braids my grandmother taught me to wear, and I always have- because I'm terrified of some awful white twat attacking me for "appropriating" it if I don't look tan enough. They're finishing the whitewashing their great-grandparents started. Successfully, I might add. It's not worth getting attacked over braids and woven beads. :S
Fuck that noise. Go all out. Wear the braids and stuff. Let them harangue you. Then show them up in front of all their asspatty mates by explaining that you've forgotten more about your culture than they could ever hope to learn in some sort of wet-eared social sciences class, and finish it off with a big, "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE."

I have £10 in my hand right now that says that they'll mumble something incoherent about "internalised racism" and shuffle off shame-facedly.

In the meantime, have some arse-kicking thrash, in which a TRUE AND HONEST Pomo Indian appropriates his own culture.

 

lolwut

#pearlivesmatter
True & Honest Fan
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My own ancestry. I'm light enough during winter that I'm scared to wear anything even slightly Indian- including the braids my grandmother taught me to wear, and I always have- because I'm terrified of some awful white twat attacking me for "appropriating" it if I don't look tan enough. They're finishing the whitewashing their great-grandparents started. Successfully, I might add. It's not worth getting attacked over braids and woven beads. :S
>Being afraid of SJWs :story:

lol, if some dangerhair fatty tries screaming Tumblr-speak at you just do what I do and calmly explain that if they don't stop staring at you, you're going to eat their eyes. It'll either work or make them chimp out, in which case you should film it and post the video here.


Back on topic, the only thing a lolcow has ever ruined for me is that every time I meet a Julay/Julie/etc, I have to struggle not to snicker at their name. :julay::julay::julay:
 

Sailor_Jupiter

"There is no answer to the Jupi question!"
True & Honest Fan
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Back on topic, the only thing a lolcow has ever ruined for me is that every time I meet a Julay/Julie/etc, I have to struggle not to snicker at their name. :julay::julay::julay:
lol yes. This. JULAAAAAAAAAY! :)
 

Vitriol

True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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Women.

I used to think eww boys are gross and mean, but the lol cows on Tumblr have convinced me that women are just SO much worse. I literally feel more comfortable around guys now- they're not as mean. :( It sucks when you realize the youth of your own sex are dominated by evil. :'x

Also, the Cartoon Network is ruined. I haven't watched it in years, but these cows maliciously sperging over it now make me associate it with porn and Tumblr-induced bullying suicides!

Disney, and especially Peter Pan. I used to love Tiger Lily growing up, because she was a sweet, kind, pretty girl who was from our folks. Now I've read sooooo many things saying she's a stereotype, but she's one of the only Disney minorities who seems to me like she isn't that much... And misandry mermaid has ruined the Disney mermaids I've loved since childhood. :(

Sailor Pluto. She and Jupiter were ALWAYS my childhood favorites, but Tumblr insists on drawing her (she has a SLIGHT tan) in borderline blackface, and petulantly fawning over her just because of it. It's disgusting to see her lowered and fetishized that way- she's arguably the best character in the series, and at one point lays down her life to save the entire world- including her own romantic rival, whom she forgives and loves. She's like the Mother Teresa of the series- but the Tumblr tards can't see past her race (which, as far as we know, is just dark-skinned Japanese.)

Sonic the Hedgehog. I was never a huge fan, but now I literally can't even hear the term without thinking of Chris-chan. ;__;

The term "kitten."

ANYTHING having to do with race.

Cosplay.

My basic security in life.

My opinion of blacks (10 years ago: nice people, despite some school bullying. Now: Hitler with a tan.) (I KNOW, I KNOW! I'M TRYING NOT TO THINK THAT WAY!! But I feel like after years of the whites bullying Dad for being Indian, they've handed us off to the blacks, like a psychological gang-rape.)

Pokemon. I once had to sit through a teenage cuck arguing about Mew and Magnemite's preferred pronouns, and insisting that Mew (who GAVE BIRTH in the video game) had no gender. Eventually they got bored and left. The Tumblr spergs also pooped their pants over Team Aqua being tan in the remakes of Sapphire/Ruby, even though those were the best characters in the series! And they'd been whining for more representation. I don't see why anyone would be mad about Team Aqua resembling the blacks... Coolest characters in the series (literally pirates.)

My own ancestry. I'm light enough during winter that I'm scared to wear anything even slightly Indian- including the braids my grandmother taught me to wear, and I always have- because I'm terrified of some awful white twat attacking me for "appropriating" it if I don't look tan enough. They're finishing the whitewashing their great-grandparents started. Successfully, I might add. It's not worth getting attacked over braids and woven beads. :S

FANTA.
If you ever post a rant as autistic and powerlevely as this again i will personally ban you.

Issuing 6/10 formal warning points.

'Uwu'
 

Sailor_Jupiter

"There is no answer to the Jupi question!"
True & Honest Fan
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If you ever post a rant as autistic and powerlevely as this again i will personally ban you.

Issuing 6/10 formal warning points.

'Uwu'
Sorry, I thought it was okay to powerlevel in this particular thread since it was about things that were ruined for us. I'll try to be better. I removed everything but Fanta. What is a warning point? Where do I see those? ? I'm sorry. I've had an awful week and I'm not myself. . I'll try harder from now on.
 
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Vitriol

True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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Sorry, I thought it was okay to powerlevel in this particular thread since it was about things that were ruined for us. I'll try to be better. I removed everything but Fanta. What is a warning point? Where do I see those? ? I'm sorry. I've had an awful week and I'm not myself. . I'll try harder from now on.
If you get 4 more you will be banned. you should have got an automated message from me.

the forum rules apply to all public threads- there is a big difference between a short anecdote and a blog post.

this is not a good place to vent after a bad day.
 

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