What has Chris-chan Ruined For You?

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trip2themoon

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Re: What has Our Pet Lolcow Ruined For You?

Pikachu. I've never been a big fan of Sonic but Chris has somehow managed to take a cute furry creature loved by all and turn it in to this bow-legged abomination:

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And what the fuck is that thing where his left hand should be. This whole pic looks like something born in Chernobyl in the late '80s.
 

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So I bought a 2-liter of Orange Fanta today. Will make a thread to see if Chris has TRULY and HONESTLY ruined Orange Fanta for me.
 

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1: Orange soda.
2: PS3.
3: My sleeping patterns.
 

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Nothing really.

The PS3 was destroyed by Sony going full swing retarded, Fanta is still delicious as fuck, Sanic Generations was fun (for me), the new Pokemon looks good, and, well, the actions of a 30 year old manchild in a bumfuckhole like WV shouldn't somehow affect the actions of other upstanding people in the first place.
 

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He's most definitely ruined Sonic the Hedgehog,

I always felt Sega was to blame for the hedgehog's decline.
 

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"City in the Clouds" is actually a really nice (though vaguely sensual) piece of music but Chris ruined it by including it in the RomanticLabyrinth. :(
 

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Enig said:
Nothing really.

The PS3 was destroyed by Sony going full swing retarded, Fanta is still delicious as fuck, Sanic Generations was fun (for me), the new Pokemon looks good, and, well, the actions of a 30 year old manchild in a bumfuckhole like WV shouldn't somehow affect the actions of other upstanding people in the first place.


That shit is tasteless and I could imagine that one's Navy could go a long way in improving its taste. As far as orange fizzy juice goes Tango is way better.
 
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I was never really into Sonic the Hedgehog, but now I can't seem to see anything Sonic-related without somehow thinking it's a ripoff of Sonichu. So, it was ruined in the sense of how I see it as an original work.
 

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Not so much ruined but Chris has made California Girls by Katy Perry quite funny for me.
 

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GGGBYBYBY said:
Not so much ruined but Chris has made California Girls by Katy Perry quite funny for me.
The tomgirl album he made is hilarious. His version of "Johnny, Are You Queer," in particular, is amazing. He is so worked up about the possibility that this imaginary Johnny might be gay.
 

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Marvin said:
GGGBYBYBY said:
Not so much ruined but Chris has made California Girls by Katy Perry quite funny for me.
The tomgirl album he made is hilarious. His version of "Johnny, Are You Queer," in particular, is amazing. He is so worked up about the possibility that this imaginary Johnny might be gay.



that performance to the peaches song...... :o :o
 

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Infact Chris in general has made the original versions of any song he has sung funny.
I Want It That Way doesn't sound quite right without his tonedeaf vocals competing for dominance.
 

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I would like to think that Chris single-handedly ruined the entire Axe body spray line. That'll teach em to ignore Chris' demands to refuse sales to the hoe-moe-sessuwulz.
 

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also, i still cannot listen to "cat scratch fever" without thinking "revive zordon"
 

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Marvin said:
GGGBYBYBY said:
Not so much ruined but Chris has made California Girls by Katy Perry quite funny for me.
The tomgirl album he made is hilarious. His version of "Johnny, Are You Queer," in particular, is amazing. He is so worked up about the possibility that this imaginary Johnny might be gay.
Just listened to that. I love the little bit near the end where he goes off-script to disown the imaginary Johnny for being gay. It's like he just has to add in a little part showing that, despite crossdressing, he's still a homophobe.
 

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CatParty said:
also, i still cannot listen to "cat scratch fever" without thinking "revive zordon"
Whenever I hear a Backstreet Boys song, I think of Chris.
 

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Saney said:
CatParty said:
also, i still cannot listen to "cat scratch fever" without thinking "revive zordon"
Whenever I hear a Backstreet Boys song, I think of Chris.


oh lordy :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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CatParty said:
Saney said:
CatParty said:
also, i still cannot listen to "cat scratch fever" without thinking "revive zordon"
Whenever I hear a Backstreet Boys song, I think of Chris.


oh lordy :lol: :lol: :lol:
I didn't think it was possible, but Chris made the Backstreet Boys even worse than they already were.
 

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Every time I hear the words 'pickle' or 'duck,' I think of penises.
I also can't hear the word 'christian' without being reminded of Chris.
 
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