What has Chris learned since 2007? -

[LionSandwich]

I'm actually having a tough time coming up with an answer for this. Well, he's finally learned not to post videos and/or comics because they'll be subject to trolling or was that at Anna's insistence? Uh, he's learned how to apply make-up poorly...

Anyone else got anything?

 

[spaps]

That Tara Strong is a TROLL.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What exactly do you mean by "learn"?

It depends if you mean in the academic sense or in the way animals learn, by experiencing what gets positive and negative results.

In the academic sense, he's probably learned nothing of academic value since graduating college.

Marvin says Chris can be trained like a dog, so he probably has learned quite a bit for someone like him since 2007. Granted, he hasn't learned anywhere near as much as a normal 25 year old does from experience since 2007.

Chris learned not to defy the jerkops recently, but like Marvin said, it's more like he knows he can't beat him. If he got some crazy idea of how he could beat them, he may dare to defy them.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

He's learned not to trust people online. In true cwc-style however he's gone from "trust everybody" to "trust nobody". It's still a lesson learned I guess, so hey.

As Marvin will tell you, Since Bob's passing and the hearing he's learned that not everything will go his way now. I personally think that it's more important to learn why things aren't likely to go his way, but as long as it keeps him out of trouble and prevents him from running over local businessmen then it's still a step forward.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^To add to that, I think he may have learned to envision the future a little bit better. By which I mean, he seems to be a little more cognizant of the fact that no sweetheart is coming.

 

[CatParty]

i agree, but i wouldn't term it as learning. it's more of a 180 on his outlook for life.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Let me see......
Well, he has learned not to trust everybody who communicates with him over the web...and....not everything will go his way....and...
if posting videos will get you trolled, try posting your stupidities on Facebook, where "only a few" can see it.

Let's be honest, he has learned so little.

Oh, he learned one more thing. Life is not fair and he has to deal with it. No, he won't deal with. Too much stress.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

^To add to that, I think he may have learned to envision the future a little bit better. By which I mean, he seems to be a little more cognizant of the fact that no sweetheart is coming.

You could lump the fact that there will be no Sonichu franchise in there as well. I suppose it's maybe not so much learning and more downgrading expectations.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Christian Weston Chandler has learned what it feels like to have a chopped-up, hardened clay medallion shoved up his rectum. By his own hand.

^To add to that, I think he may have learned to envision the future a little bit better. By which I mean, he seems to be a little more cognizant of the fact that no sweetheart is coming.

And I would wonder how it affects him. By that I mean, how does he react? Will he continue to wallow in misery, or does he feel like taking a more proactive role in gettin' himself a ducksweet (after Barb passes, of course)?

 

[CatParty]

Christian Weston Chandler has learned what it feels like to have a chopped-up, hardened clay medallion shoved up his rectum. By his own hand.

^To add to that, I think he may have learned to envision the future a little bit better. By which I mean, he seems to be a little more cognizant of the fact that no sweetheart is coming.

And I would wonder how it affects him. By that I mean, how does he react? Will he continue to wallow in misery, or does he feel like taking a more proactive role in gettin' himself a ducksweet (after Barb passes, of course)?

true. "learning" would mean he would recognize what he is doing wrong and adjust appropriately. he has not. he thinks ignoring trolls will solve his problems. he thinks other will solve his problems for him. at no point has he made the right decision. it's like he's living a "choose your own adventure" and only playing out the bad choices.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

And I would wonder how it affects him. By that I mean, how does he react? Will he continue to wallow in misery, or does he feel like taking a more proactive role in gettin' himself a ducksweet (after Barb passes, of course)?

Honestly, I think that most of his fantasies he realizes won't come true, he still just thinks "but only because trolls prevent them from coming true!" He probably thinks that without ED, he'd be a millionaire with a supermodel wife by now.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

And I would wonder how it affects him. By that I mean, how does he react? Will he continue to wallow in misery, or does he feel like taking a more proactive role in gettin' himself a ducksweet (after Barb passes, of course)?

Honestly, I think that most of his fantasies he realizes won't come true, he still just thinks "but only because trolls prevent them from coming true!" He probably thinks that without ED, he'd be a millionaire with a supermodel wife by now.

Mm. So he defines the cause of his problems (incorrectly), but chooses to do nothing about it. Fits Kooky Dashy to a T.

 

[calicojack]

Hasn't Chris taken any sort of responsibility since Bob died? Surely he could have learned something over the past year since he died.

 

[Judge Holden]

He has learned that in his efforts to spread the word of his awesomeness and raw sexual magnetism, humanity just is not ready to face just how truly perfect him and his work is, so he waits for a time when humankind evolves to his own level before he makes his triumphant return to public

 

[BlockyStyle]

Grasping at straws here, but perhaps he learned some factual details about Pamela Anderson's life from Star. Then again, he got To Kill a Mockingbird confused with Of Mice and Men, so his reading comprehension and recollection might not be so good.

He's learned a bit about trolls, but in the way a kid learns things: On his own, I don't think he'd have been able to work out that not posting videos was a good idea, but with Rocky there as a sort of teacher figure he managed to do it after a few attempts. Still, this doesn't mean he understands why his videos got him trolled in the first place, or how his own behaviour contributed to it; that stuff is too abstract.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris has learned that he loves dykes, breasts, and CHINA, and that he hates DA HOMOS.

 

[José Mourinho]

The Internet.

 

[Marvin]

Grasping at straws here, but perhaps he learned some factual details about Pamela Anderson's life from Star. Then again, he got To Kill a Mockingbird confused with Of Mice and Men, so his reading comprehension and recollection might not be so good.

Maybe? And that's assuming he even got through Star.

He's learned a bit about trolls, but in the way a kid learns things: On his own, I don't think he'd have been able to work out that not posting videos was a good idea, but with Rocky there as a sort of teacher figure he managed to do it after a few attempts. Still, this doesn't mean he understands why his videos got him trolled in the first place, or how his own behaviour contributed to it; that stuff is too abstract.

Nah, Rocky doesn't do shit. All she gives Chris in their conversations are asspats.

Chris, after years of getting jerked around, finally learned patterns in troll behavior. He knows things to look out for. Although he's pretty bad at coming up with rules to actually enforce what he's learned.

This, plus his constant paranoia, has effectively kept him away from consistently making an ass of himself like he used to.

 

[CatParty]

he learned how to post on facebook

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

He (for the most part) seems to regret dropping his dox and personal tidbits of his life. That's what led to the trolling and made him so well known compared to other Internet crazies.