What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most? -

[Grand Number of Pounds]

For Chris, it's the way he treated the Wallflower and Meagan as sex objects and not giving a crap about their feelings.

For Barb, it's not getting Chris the help he needed when he was young and not allowing him to live a relatively normal life.

For both, it's the way they used Bob's obituary for panhandling. It also means they probably gave him the cheapest funeral possible.

How about you guys?

 

[JULAY]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

For Chris, it's the way he treated the Wallflower and Meagan as sex objects and not giving a crap about their feelings.

For Barb, it's not getting Chris the help he needed when he was young and not allowing him to live a relatively normal life.

For both, it's the way they used Bob's obituary for panhandling. It also means they probably gave him the cheapest funeral possible.

How about you guys?

Chris's attitude toward gay men really pisses me off. I'm not gay, but I very much dislike the fact that homosexuals have to face such discrimination as they do, especially at the hands of a fat, pants-shitting autistic manchild.

I'm with you on B(o)rb. Fucking assholes should have swallowed their pride, admitted that Chris was far from normal, and either let him attend the school for autists or otherwise gotten him professional help. They also should have insisted that he get and keep a job from age 16 on, instead of finagling their way into a Tugboat that Chris neither needs nor deserves.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

For Barb, it's not getting Chris the help he needed when he was young and not allowing him to live a relatively normal life.

For the record, it was Bob who put his name on the lawsuit, and it was Bob who took Chris to a separate county to continue his mainstreaming.

 

[cypocraphy]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

It's not one particular thing he did...for me it's his ego and sense of entitlement.

 

[QI 541]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

For Chris, it's everything he's done to Snyder. Most of the things Chris does can be ignored, but you can't really ignore a manchild physically harassing you repeatedly.

For Barb, it would be helping Chris harass Snyder and hitting him with a car.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

For Barb, it's not getting Chris the help he needed when he was young and not allowing him to live a relatively normal life.

For the record, it was Bob who put his name on the lawsuit, and it was Bob who took Chris to a separate county to continue his mainstreaming.

True enough. I didn't include Bob because he's dead and can't really do any more harm. Barb, on the other hand, could still do something to help Chris but chooses not to.

Feel free to talk about Bob if you want to, guys.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Barb for just dismissing her son as a drooling retard, and not getting him the help he needed.

Chris for acting like a tard in public (Friday's After Five, the attraction sign, the new leaked photo of him showing his "save Mcintyre park" sign, doing "parkay" in downtown Charlottesville).

 

[snowkitten91]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

For Chris, his constant disrespect of Snyder and the total insolence that he displayed at the court after the GamePlace owner showed him some mercy by pursuing leniency so that the egotistical manchild didn't get a felony record.

For Barb, her hoarding of people that resulted in a highly disgruntled critic, a bug-bitten dead husband and the creation of the indisputed king of all Internet lolcows.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Chris: Putting all his personal info on the Internet and making a fool of himself on YouTube AND putting up his sexual endeavors for all the world to see. No sane person would ever make that stuff public. And also the way he treats other people--they just exist simply to serve him and bow to his wishes.

Barb: For neglecting her son's mental disorder and letting him eternally live like a child and get away with everything just because he's autistic. If she and Bob had sent Chris to that Grafton School or wherever, he would've turned out all right. He wouldn't exactly be normal, but much better off than he is now.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Borb really were (and Barb still is) shitty parents, but I think that, without justifyng it, to some extent they just didnt know any better...

What pisses me off is when they drag innocent people to the shitstorm that Chris is, like Barb antagonizing Snyder when Chris was rightfully banned from the Gameplace, supporting his retarded theories about it being a hub of trolling, and even having the balls to put inside his hollow pear-shaped head that even Megan was a troll, when she actually was a victim of Chris who during their friendship had the patience of a saint while Chris did everything in his hand to scare her away.

I also remember that at some point, Barb got colitis and the first thing she did was going to some chinese food place threatening to sue even BEFORE seeing a doctor, because, you know, after decades of unhealty alimentary habits if you begin to feel like the shit you always eat, it must be because of the last place you got food from...

Chris kind of pisses me off when he gets into smug mode and thinks he is being über-smart and outsmarting everyone when he is so painfully and obviously stupid and incapable of fooling anyone.

Also from the many many examples of Chris being an hypocrite of gigantic proportions, while I find most of them simply amusing, this one pisses me off, since he is always kissing his own ass about how honest and good natured he is.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Chris: His hate and contempt for those whom have never done him any wrong, be they innocent game store proprieters, those whose sexuality he finds icky, men/women who otherwise do not click into his bigoted world view, and pretty much everyone who does not pander to his whims

Barb: Turning Chris into Chris simply because she wanted a pet child to coddle and whom would stay with her for her entire life

 

[spaps]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Sonichu #10. There wasn't a damn thing in there that didn't piss me off. Telling Alec what to do, comparing himself to Jesus, the blatant hypocrisy at the end, saying that HOMOS will go to hell for being HOMO TROLLS, and then saying that he doesn't hate gay people on the next page. Every time I read that thing, it makes me furious.

 

[hm yeah]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

I laugh at his huge ego and comparing himself to Jesus and Optimus Prime in the same sentence, stuff like that. And I'm probably the odd one out to say he probably doesn't "get" why it's wrong to treat women as objects. He's denser than a black hole and gets all of his info about women from cartoons and rom coms. He wasn't trying to be malicious - at least not at first.

But what really got under my skin was the Mailbag Saga, because I felt a bit ripped off by it. All of those juicy emails, all they got was "hm yeah i'll take dat intuh considewashun get off my ass i wanna play sum mawnashun *SIGHHH*" (but some excellent emails got excellent responses! Like the Ron Jeremy/dick vacuum one oh god that was great). And what pissed me off was Chris responding to people who drew genuinely nice fanart, not making fun of him at all, saying their art was shit, yelling at them for portraying the characters as gay, and saying they looked retarded. What an asshole.

 

[BillRiley]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Borb, of course, for the ultra-shitty way they raised their special autistic snowflake.

Chris, well, I can't really get annoyed at him for what he thinks because he's such a helpless no-hoper - there's no way he could ever be a threat to anyone unless he's panicking behind the wheel of a car. No, the thing that really really grinds my gears about Chris-Ch­an the way he talks.

Now, it's not just his tone of voice. That nasally, squeaky monotone is bad enough. It's that at thirty years old he still talks like a fucking infant! He still elides his 'th' sounds - 'dis', 'anudder', 'udderwise.' He stretches his 'we' sounds until almost into two syllables - "we-oll" instead of "well" and he can't even pronounce 'x', replacing it with 's' - as in "siss" instead of "six." I mean, whatever he was learning at speech therapy must have been immediately forgotten the moment he got back to 14BC.

And don't even get me started on his vocabulary!

You know, people talk about how they'd like to befriend Chris and listen to him ramble. But I can't imagine voluntarily listening to that whiny manbaby for more than a few minutes.

 

[Hyperion]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Really just Chris's lack of respect for law and order. If Chris wasn't HFA, he would be in prison right now. Seriously, he has habitually committed vehicular assault.

 

[LM 697]

Barb gave birth to Chris.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Barb gave birth to Chris.

Hi A-log!

Really just Chris's lack of respect for law and order. If Chris wasn't HFA, he would be in prison right now. Seriously, he has habitually committed vehicular assault.

This. Seriously it irritates me that he is so dense, ungrateful, and never changes.

Enerjakop's about Chris' toys and crap sounds like it'd explain so much. If you take away that, he'd have to face reality it seems.

Remember when the medallion was destroyed, and Chris completely fell apart for a few days? I don’t think he was crushed because the trolls destroyed Sonichu. I postulate that he was traumatized because we had entered Cwcville and stolen something. We had pilfered a holy relic from his mayoral office. We made him feel unsafe, because we violated his sanctuary. We fooled him, while he was in a lace where he is supposed to be indeceivable. The medallion was Mayor Chandler's royal seal, a symbol of his power. Seizing it, made him realize that despite all of his precautions, his Secret refuge could be desecrated. But most importantly, people who were unworthy had touched a part of his Cwcville, a place he thought indestructible.

When we took the medallion we reminded him that he was mortal, and he could not cope with that thought, so he forced it out of his head and made a new fake symbol of potency.

Chris is very fragile.

If one truly wants to destroy Chris, they would only need to take away his tiny plastic kingdom.

For without Cwcville,

Chris-Chan has nothing.

And he knows it.

From what I think... he might change if he loses his room of toys and has nowhere to hide from all of this.

 

[JimReynolds]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

I would say it is Chris' inablility to acknowledge any of his mistakes. He constantly blames the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for all of his problems when he was enough of an idiot to post all of his personal information online.

 

[Donald Duck]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Oh boy, it might've been easier to list what about him that doesn't infuriate you. For me out of all the negative things about him it would have to be his selfishness and complete lack of empathy for other people. Like how if you were to tell him about one group of people's genuine suffering, he'll turn it around and tell you that it's nothing compared to some meaningless bullshit that he's going through to show that he somehow "suffered" more. Then there's that whole recent shit he posted on facebook ranting against gay marriage, even though it doesn't effect him in anyway (i still think it's because he's jealous that two "jerks" can still find happiness without a woman, while he's still lonely and miserable).

I don't really know much about Barb other than what's can be found on the cwcki, but if I have to pick one thing, it would of course be for her being such a god awful mother and for spoiling/enabling Chris into becoming the wasted life he is today.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: What has Chris or Barb done that infuriates you the most

Oh boy, it might've been easier to list what about him that doesn't infuriate you. For me out of all the negative things about him it would have to be his selfishness and complete lack of empathy for other people. Like how if you were to tell him about one group of people's genuine suffering, he'll turn it around and tell you that it's nothing compared to some meaningless bullshit that he's going through to show that he somehow "suffered" more.

Case in point, the Father Call.