What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

[NerdShamer]

Let's face it: A lot of us have been shitcanned for a variety of reasons. I just figured that someone might have a better story than I do, given the way Clown World is turning and I haven't really done much on the web in recent years. For me, it's the usual brand of shitposting and praising a certain class on two online gaming forums a few years ago. .

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm pretty boring so I don't get into much trouble online but I got put in Facebook jail for two weeks for this exact image. Fucking facebook Jew bronies!

 

[TFT-A9]

I asked to be banned on a game forum because I was drunk and I thought it'd be funny.

 

[HeyYou]

I get banned every other week on /v/ for posting a twitter screencap or Lanky Kong with HE as the opener. I got banned on /r/news for calling Beto a faggot when he said he was going to take AR-15s too.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

These days I'm more of a fly on the wall in non-shitposting circles, but when I was an annoying little shit I once got banned from a forum for being an annoying little shit. I deserved it and learned from it.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

I livestreamed myself on facebook driving drunk through a public park at three PM while badmouthing the chinese government. Word got around and thats why im currently banned from world of warcraft.

 

[Cat Flatulence]

Kicked off LCF for posting an image that had already been posted with LURK MOAR as the reason.
I was allowed back later and haven't been in shit with the anon's since.
(a very boring one)

 

[The Pink Panther]

I used to have a private Instagram where a vid got banned off of it for "hate speech" because I mocked an advertisement pic at a train station that had a black kid in the middle of two white kids by singing "monkey in the middle, the middle, the middle" (funny because it's technically self-deprecation).

I got banned from posting on Deviantart for making a shitposting account where I trolled the losers of the "cartoon community" on there just for my own entertainment. It wasn't a technical ban, but I realized that there was a delay in me posting a comment which to me probably equates to a ban.

I got banned from Reddit off of r/politics and r/The_Donald for doing an experiment where I said "Tramp is a good president" and "Tramp is a bad president" on the two respective threads. r/politics called me mentally ill and banned me when they saw me post the opposite in r/The_Donald for "trolling" and r/The_Donald just rolled out a whole meme of Tramp's accomplishments for me to sit in awe at. I soon made a new Reddit account and got banned off r/The_Donald again for low-tier shitposting (describing one of Tramp's allies as a fat man).

On the Farms, I've gotten banned 3 separate times for things; all temporary:

1. Banned from chat for getting triggered at zedkissed60's shitposting and longposting on chat.
2. Banned from the Stonetoss thread for saying "no u" to Null when he was purging people complaining about the placement of that thread and the shitty OP.
3. Recently banned from the NC thread for saying "lol who cares" and then trying to shittily justify my shitposting on a post relating to a dog's death, thus derailing the thread.

I have quite a lot of ban stories actually. Mostly for shitposts and giggles. All terrible, but I thought the Reddit shit and "Monkey In The Middle" stuff was legit funny.

 

[The Real SVP]

I once got a one hour ban for reporting CP. Back when 4chan was fun.

 

[Just a fag]

I told someone to gargle mayonnaise

 

[TFT-A9]

I told someone to gargle mayonnaise

...did they do it

 

[The Last Stand]

I used to have a private Instagram where a vid got banned off of it for "hate speech" because I mocked an advertisement pic at a train station that had a black kid in the middle of two white kids by singing "monkey in the middle, the middle, the middle" (funny because it's technically self-deprecation).

I got banned from posting on Deviantart for making a shitposting account where I trolled the losers of the "cartoon community" on there just for my own entertainment. It wasn't a technical ban, but I realized that there was a delay in me posting a comment which to me probably equates to a ban.

I got banned from Reddit off of r/politics and r/The_Donald for doing an experiment where I said "Tramp is a good president" and "Tramp is a bad president" on the two respective threads. r/politics called me mentally ill and banned me when they saw me post the opposite in r/The_Donald for "trolling" and r/The_Donald just rolled out a whole meme of Tramp's accomplishments for me to sit in awe at. I soon made a new Reddit account and got banned off r/The_Donald again for low-tier shitposting (describing one of Tramp's allies as a fat man).

On the Farms, I've gotten banned 3 separate times for things; all temporary:

1. Banned from chat for getting triggered at zedkissed60's shitposting and longposting on chat.
2. Banned from the Stonetoss thread for saying "no u" to Null when he was purging people complaining about the placement of that thread and the shitty OP.
3. Recently banned from the NC thread for saying "lol who cares" and then trying to shittily justify my shitposting on a post relating to a dog's death, thus derailing the thread.

I have quite a lot of ban stories actually. Mostly for shitposts and giggles. All terrible, but I thought the Reddit shit and "Monkey In The Middle" stuff was legit funny.

All those people that banned you are racist.

I've never received a ban from anything yet. Temporary or otherwise.

Actually, I remember I had a post removed from a gaming forum for insulting a user. Does that count? I was never banned tho.

 

[post]

IP banned from twitch for making a some of you guys are alright joke, didnt delete my account, literally couldnt access the site

replace "new twitter account" with "unplug router"

 

[oldTireWater]

I called genesplicer a fag.

 

[Cat Flatulence]

I was banned from the is it normal site actually for asking haunting questions consistently. I can no longer log in, so i guess i was put down as a troll or something. My account just stopped existing.
That's an old memory, jeez.

 

[No Exit]

I got banned from using my avi cause @Null is a Christmas hating nigger.

Other than that I've always been a milquetoast faggot online, never really did anything to get in trouble.
Got expelled from school though if we're counting offline bans.

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

Banned from Angelroms(2002) for posting hentai [I was 11yo]
Banned from 4chan(2013) for Bad GET(You might know which one; I forgot.)
Banned from NationStates(2017) for NSFW banner
Banned from Mediacom(2016) for torrenting
Banned from Counter Strike 1.6(2006) for Haxs
Banned from Gelbooru for ripping site's images(469gbs)
Banned from Phantasy Star Blue Burst(2010) for having a dropped hacked item.

All good times and a learning experience....except mediacom (who can suck my ass).

 

[Consenticles]

Was doing this online sort of DnD group which consisted of posting your moves on an online forum. Got shitcanned and pissed at the people running it for screwing up mechanics + godmodding..... I had rolled a perfect 20 to kill off this one prick's beloved char and after the roll they reneged saying I couldn't kill the guy.

So I get pissed and fed up, making up my mind I am going to quit. But I can't just let it be that simple... i gotta do something about roughly the 1.5k posts I have made in this group - each important in detailing the events that take place and your interactions with the other players. I was involved on a handful of crucial events that were important to the plot moving forward in the game.

I end up removing the content of these posts and replace each of them with individual chunks of the Bee Movie script. Was pretty funny, but there was no post history being saved on this site so it completely fucked up the game going forward.

I was subsequently banned about a week after I did this. Changed all those posts and logged out for the last time right after I did it, so I guess it's kind of funny that they deliberated an entire week after I left to hit me with a ban.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Banned from a gaming forum in 2004 because they left their javascript functions open for use by anyone. So naturally I collapsed the entire forum. Was threatened with a lolsuit but was 15 so that didn't go anywhere

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I once got a one hour ban for reporting CP. Back when 4chan was fun.

I got banned from 4chan for posting "Too old" in reference to an 18 year-old. They didn't know about my proxies.

I get suspended every other week from Twitter for insulting bluecheckmarks hard enough that they or other people report me.