What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

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The Pink Panther

Looking At Your Stag Reel
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I think I just got banned from GameFAQs for either saying that America has a media frenzy over the CHINESE coronavirus or for citing Acts 2:38 that to be with the Christian God in Heaven you must repent, and then be baptized for the remission of sins.
>mentioning Christianity on a gaming question and answer forum

You deserved the ban.
 

Spectre_06

I'ma report you to SecDef Trump.
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I was banned from MtG Salvation because the troon they made a mod felt I was targeting it specifically when I'd call it out on it's bullshit in the "debate" subforum. A few years later the troon ended up being banned for being a vile creature (actually they threw a tantrum because they weren't allowed to shit on Quarterpounder harder).
 

uncleShitHeel

Full of sunshine and rancid mayonaise.
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Banned from Reddit New-Zealand thread after Tarrant when some smug fedora tipper started talking about how only principled enlightened individuals who have an IQ over 130 should be allowed to vote, how gun possession should be completely criminalised and how Jarden was Christ reincarnate. Got into a spergy shit flinging match with this genius who was so convinced that law would never be abused and how they passed the IQ test. IIRC I ended it with saying Tarrant fucked up and should have shot up his home instead, so that was my ass banned from there.

Also got banned from r/Drama though don't know why.
r/newzealand - a place I spent years in shitposting, trolling lazy fuckhead tourists and generally being a tard. What a dump.
 
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That Ho Over Here

Oil me up, butternut.
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I got banned from Twitter after sending the trump a pic of my guinea pig with a caption along the lines of 'YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME HAIR' in my defense I was high as balls and the resemblance was uncanny.

I've also been banned for apparently encouraging suicide among MAPs but who gives a shit?

It's called tor, twitter. Good luck stoppin' the troll train.
 

Begemot

What becomes of the broken-hearted?
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r/newzealand - a place I spent years in shitposting, trolling lazy fuckhead tourists and generally being a tard. What a dump.
I'm guessing it's telling the tourists that Marmite is actually edible.

I am a biological female.
No such thing, might want to tone down the transphobic rhetoric, sweetie....
 

James Howlett

I'm the best at what I do.
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I kept kept getting banned from paintball courses in my area in high school for cheating. Like, I'd play a few games seriously, but before leaving I'd spend the last match running around just blasting 12 y/os even it meant getting hit a few hundred times. Wasn't even being sneaky.
 

The Pink Panther

Looking At Your Stag Reel
True & Honest Fan
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Recently, my Discord account got disabled because I joined a newly made Incel server to troll, observe, and screencap some shit for the Incel thread on KF, but Discord pretty much wiped out the server and everyone who was a member on that server as well including me.

So fuck. Welp. Never doing that shit again.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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I told a webcomic author who was known to instaban anyone who criticized his work or himself just how fucking terrible his off-storyline pornographic side-comix that he sells are. My critique was pretty honest and tbh dead on accurate, but I pretty much knew what the result was gonna be no matter how right I was.
 
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