What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

[Imposteroak]

I told a webcomic author who was known to instaban anyone who criticized his work or himself just how fucking terrible his off-storyline pornographic side-comix that he sells are. My critique was pretty honest and tbh dead on accurate, but I pretty much knew what the result was gonna be no matter how right I was.

Immediately made me think of david willis.

Banned multiple times from etsy and ultra banned from ebay, it was for peddling hand painted merch that may have been "inspired" by disney characters. I just did the painting but my IP got caught up in it all.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I got banned for posting repulsive troon pics on every tweet with the hashtag #whyididntreport.

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

I got banned from a mastodon instance for making fun of factkin.

Factkin are otherkin but with real people, like Johnny depp or bill bye.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Immediately made me think of david willis.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! It was indeed Mr. Fudgepacked....er...Shortpacked. I wondered if anyone would be able to guess the autist in question.

 

[Pissmaster]

A true story:

>find a webcomic/animation series, Secret of Mana Theater, built out of sprites from the game as was popular back in the early '00s
>start watching it weekly
>creator begs for gibs and starts selling homemade pins
>I buy one
>they're literally just plastic "make your own" pins from a kit and inkjet-printed Secret of Mana sprites, this probably isn't even legal but whatever, they weren't worth like $10 + shipping either
>join the forum
>Sword of Mana had just come out
>creator spoils the big twist as if it was nothing just a couple of days after the game came out
>"Woah there pardner you shouldn't be a-spoilin' games for people, a lot of people haven't even played it through yet"
>creator bans me from the forum

also while making sure I wasn't doxxing myself I found out his site is still up, and he still has a link to his Livejournal on there that he hasn't updated in 11 years, and there's this:

hahahaha, fucker

 

[FuckedUp]

Recently, my Discord account got disabled because I joined a newly made Incel server to troll, observe, and screencap some shit for the Incel thread on KF, but Discord pretty much wiped out the server and everyone who was a member on that server as well including me.

So fuck. Welp. Never doing that shit again.

Make a throwaway, dumbass. I make burners whenever I do stuff like that.

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hahahaha, fucker

Hey. How'd you like it if you were robbed?

 

[Pissmaster]

Hey. How'd you like it if you were robbed?

I would hunt down the robber and thank him for removing a weeb influence from my life. Not all heroes wear capes.

 

[Xarpho]

Got permabanned from a Facebook group I liked because the admin claimed I derailed topics and people hated me, but then refused to give any examples. Pet theory of mine was I pissed off one of the admin's friends in the group somehow and he looked for an excuse. Just like real jobs!

There was another forum (for a certain video game) where there was some prolific shitposter that just posted things like "great pics everyone" or whatever (I'm not sure if they actually had content), and I got banned for a week for suggesting that the poster was a bot.

I got a 3-day universal ban from 4chan for posting a picture of dog meat (from some shithole country's market) in a pitbull thread. The janny claimed it was gore.

 

[turn_coat]

The jews keep getting pissy when I post pictures like this on twitter.

Can't imagine why.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The Trump's Chosen People keep getting pissy when I post pictures like this on twitter. View attachment 1242664Can't imagine why.

The goys can't know the plan.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I got a 4 week suspension form a popular comic book movie site for saying in didn't like the casting of Laurence Fishburne in Man of Steel because I don't like race swapping in movies. I didn't even use a "But his name is Perry White" joke.

 

[turn_coat]

The goys can't know the plan.

STOP NOTICING GOYIM REEEEE

 

[#zzz]

If I told you why I got banned it would reveal my identity and I'd probably get banned. Although I had a lot of fun at the time seeing how much I could poke the bear.

 

[Heyyy Bubba]

I got Ip banned from Yelp for writing a review noting how much better my neighborhood was now that a (gangbanger hangout) nonessential business has been closed for Covid-19, which I referred to as Coonrid-19.

Also I may have mentioned I hoped it burned down before the country reopens. Oopsie me.

I was using a Honolulu server as my vpn, so clicky clicky I was right back in. I'm like herpes, bitch.

 

[Archeops]

I was banned from 4chan's /co/ board for off-topic discussion. I was just pointing out a new shitposter that's been popping up and being a horny motherfucker.

 

[Sevatonius]

I finished a 15 day chat ban on War Thunder, then got a 15 day chat ban yesterday for calling a someone a "chink bot" because they beelined right into the spawn for some cheap kills. I fucking hate my warthunder addiction.

 

[Cerabella]

From a makeup group for telling a tranny his contour was garbage

 

[Applejack]

On this account, nothing, but I was banned off Facebook for calling my father "a no dicked nigger" (hard r) once. And on 4chan, like everything (fucking jannies.)

 

[Zaryiu]

I asked to be banned because SA site is shit

 

[FuckedUp]

Didn't get banned, but I got a community guidelines strike for uploading this a few hours after the Charlottesville incident: