What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

[Applejack]

On this account, nothing, but I was banned off Facebook for calling my father "a no dicked nigger" (hard r) once. And on 4chan, like everything (fucking jannies.)

 

[Zaryiu]

I asked to be banned because SA site is shit

 

[FuckedUp]

Didn't get banned, but I got a community guidelines strike for uploading this a few hours after the Charlottesville incident:

 

[Picaroon]

twitter banned one of my burner accounts once for telling someone they should get coronavirus, way back at the beginning before the wuhan fluhan left it’s namesake city. twitter’s moderation is so damn slow it took me until last week to get banned for something i said and was reported for months ago before anyone knew just how bad it would get.

 

[niconiconecro]

I was suspended from twitter for telling an outspoken zoophile and pedophile that he’s a disgusting subhuman and that I’d love to physically remove him and his friends from the earth.

 

[Reverend]

on rpg.net because I was wrong thinking in telling people not to hate me for my skin color.

 

[The Pink Panther]

on rpg.net because I was wrong thinking in telling people not to hate me for my skin color.

ur white

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Nintendo had an ad campaign in the GBA era where they'd take famous photographs and 'tape' the heads of characters over them.



Turns out that carefully transposing that Mario head, tape and all, onto a photo of Hitler giving a speech is a good way to instantly summon GameFAQs moderation.

E: Also got probated on SA for a week for quoting a mildly gross but worksafe picture that a forum darling had posted upthread so I could comment on it. I think it was the carpet sample fursuit guy but I can't remember.

 

[Master Crouton]

I had the censored version of 'The Next Episode' playing on my neopet's profile but at the very end of the song Nate Dogg still said "smoke weed everyday," someone stuck around on my profile long enough to notice, report me and get my account frozen

 

[Romper Stomper]

im a good goyim i've never been banned

 

[TheRedBaron]

I once got kicked out/ banned from a ww2 reenactment unit I was in for having the audacity to run against the Unit leader in a Unit election

 

[Sug Benis]

I've gotten a few bans from wikia because I kept editing Resident Evil wiki pages to say how much Chris wanted Leon to get his sister pregnant.

Started blatant, got more subtle about it as time went on. Added a line about Chris testing Arklay herbs for extending fertility here, a line about Matilda being an acceptable name for a daughter of the Redfield bloodline there.

That meme is one that never gets old to me.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I've been banned from the general chat for post the emoji movie script over and over again

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Forums these days are almost always leftist echo-chambers. So it's really easy to be banned off any of them for simply having a brain and a differing opinion.

And I say, good. It all worked out for me in the end either leaving them or being banned off them. At least with the latter, I got to go out with a bang. Worth it.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Lowtax once banned me because I wrote, somewhere off the website to begin with, that the SA frontpage wasn't funny. Dude literally got that upset.

 

[Clown Baby]

When I was a very newfag I got banned from the Greer thread for telling them to stop being chimping autists. I learned 2 lessons:

1. Chimping autists gonna chimp​
2. Lol calm down​

Thanks, jannies.

 

[AnOminous]

When I was a very newfag I got banned from the Greer thread for telling them to stop being chimping autists. I learned 2 lessons:

1. Chimping autists gonna chimp​
2. Lol calm down​

Thanks, jannies.

I think that was during the busiest and worst time of Greer. Nool created a subforum for it but the thread inhabitants were so fucked up that they pissed him off and he canceled it because the thread was too autistic to use a subforum and just posted everything in the main thread anyway.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I was banned from a messageboard for making a bot that read any post containing 'prick' and replied with 'wanker', along with another user who had a (slower) bot that read any post containing 'prick' and replied with 'prick'
because my bot had the signature "you say 'prick', I say 'wanker'", the two bots got into reply chains of 'prick, wanker, prick, wanker' which only stopped because mine was designed not to read posts more than halfway across the page
making that bot was a drunken idea that turned into a crash course in Javascript, still legitimately proud of it
(the idea was to mimick two users who posted reply chains consisting of 'prick' and 'wanker')

 

[Blackjack420n]

I got temp-banned in GTAForums 3 times

First time, back in 2017 someone called Ertan Soner was mad at me for having different opinion, he then PM'ed me and insulted me some more, I just tell him to "get a life retard", next thing I know is that another mod temp-banned me for being toxic, while the nigger get away scott free

Second time, back in april, I called a new member an idiot for posting a sperging topic in the wrong sub-forum, they temp=banned me for being antagonistic

Third time, recently I called a shill blind for his ignorance, they temp=banned me again for being antagonistic

 

[NerdShamer]

I got temp-banned in GTAForums 3 times

First time, back in 2017 someone called Ertan Soner was mad at me for having different opinion, he then PM'ed me and insulted me some more, I just tell him to "get a life retard", next thing I know is that another mod temp-banned me for being toxic, while the nigger get away scott free

Second time, back in april, I called a new member an idiot for posting a sperging topic in the wrong sub-forum, they temp=banned me for being antagonistic

Third time, recently I called a shill blind for his ignorance, they temp=banned me again for being antagonistic

I wonder if they actually seen Trevor Phillips? You'd expect GTA fanboys to have thicker skin.