what have you learned from lolcows -

[Dovahshit]

like how not to be a moron on the internet and how not to balloon up to 500 lbs.

 

[Benine Bovine]

To be humble
To take time to reflect on your actions
To make sure your real name brings up nothing online
To avoid attaching your business, face or identity to cringy twitter rants
To not be a fucking horndog on public websites

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I’ve learned it’s not gay if you’re the one getting the blowjob.

 

[AF 802]

That CIA niggers are luminescent.

 

[Bassomatic]

If you have a thread here. Kill yourself asap so family won't suffer your antics.

Also if you shower you're probably not thread worthy here. Serious what is it with lolcows and lack of hygiene?

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Never let doubt, nor ego, cast a shadow on your dreams. Don't let it drive you into madness and obscurity.

 

[Schwachkopf]

Never change your physical body (Chris Chan), never hurt those around you (Randy Stair), never abuse the healthcare system for free benefits (Toddlergirl), Never be that guy (Dragoneer, Zaush, Jasonafex)

Also:

Never let doubt, nor ego, cast a shadow on your dreams. Don't let it drive you into madness and obscurity.

To be humble
To take time to reflect on your actions
To make sure your real name brings up nothing online
To avoid attaching your business, face or identity to cringy twitter rants
To not be a fucking horndog on public websites

 

[RG 448]

Always be true to yourself. Embrace the things that make you unique no matter what other people think. You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone but God and possibly law enforcement. And even if nobody else celebrates your weirdness, we always will <3

 

[:thinking:]

That everyone, including myself, can become a lolcow. It just takes one bad day.

 

[soryu]

Don't say dumb shit online to try to gain popularity.

 

[WeeGee]

If you find a dead topic on a former username of yours, keep it dead.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

dont be re.tarted on the internets

 

[DrainRedRain]

i learned that im better than them

 

[Dovahshit]

just dont lie.

dont stick things in places where they shouldnt be

 

[registereduser]

Don't post anything about yourself online.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

just dont lie.

dont stick things in places where they shouldnt be

Figuratively and literally.

 

[IV 445]

Use “Rusty Shackleford” on any forms you can

 

[LocalFireDept]

Post your penis and address online. Preferably in the same post.

 

[Neil]

When you're applying for jobs, DELETE EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER POSTED PRE-2009.
When you attract the attention of online jackasses/wannabe trolls/people with vendettas, ignore 'em and they'll eventually go away.
Fix your fucking mistakes.
Don't double down/belligerently be an asshole.

 

[Dovahshit]

Figuratively and literally.

or else you end up with julie terryberrys vagoo