What hobbies/fandoms do you associate with lolcows? -

JambledUpWords

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Off the top of my head:

Fandoms
  • Sonic
  • Steven Universe
  • Nauruto
  • Pokemon
Hobbies
  • Creating fan art and webcomics
  • Writing fan fiction
  • Wearing fur suits
  • Being a “professional Youtuber”
  • TikTok or Musical.ly
Disclaimer: liking some of these things doesn’t make you a lolcow. Ultimately, it boils down to your behavior on and offline
 

JambledUpWords

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I'd say Harry Potter but with that being such a Gen Y pop culture touchstone it's not fair to say that.

I mean I still think it's garbage, but it's possible to like Harry Potter and not be a cow.

In theory.
I think it’s only when it’s all someone ever talks about. If you’re into reading fanfiction, the lengths people go to in order to be “diverse” and “pc” are hilarious. It doesn’t help that JK Rowling caters to this demographic by saying trans, non-binary, and gays are everywhere at Hogwarts (this is an exaggeration, but my point still stands)
 

The Shadow

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I think it’s only when it’s all someone ever talks about. If you’re into reading fanfiction, the lengths people go to in order to be “diverse” and “pc” are hilarious. It doesn’t help that JK Rowling caters to this demographic by saying trans, non-binary, and gays are everywhere at Hogwarts (this is an exaggeration, but my point still stands)
Either that or when it's a person's only point of literary reference. (Hence the READ A DIFFERENT BOOK joke).

I'm probably just as :autism: in my dislike of Harry Potter as a lot of people are in their love of it.
 

AnOminous

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Harry Potter and Star Wars, but especially if the cow continually compares everything in supposedly adult society to it and seems incapable of reacting to the real world in any other way.

Game of Thrones is almost as bad in this regard.

Ponies.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Anime. Having an anime avatar.

Pokemon variants like Digimon.

Any collectible card game.

Touhou. At all. Ever.

Any form of shipping. At all. Ever.

Roblox.

Blockland.
 

JambledUpWords

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Harry Potter and Star Wars, but especially if the cow continually compares everything in supposedly adult society to it and seems incapable of reacting to the real world in any other way.

Game of Thrones is almost as bad in this regard.

Ponies.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Anime. Having an anime avatar.

Pokemon variants like Digimon.

Any collectible card game.

Touhou. At all. Ever.

Any form of shipping. At all. Ever.

Roblox.

Blockland.
There should be an anime version of Thomas the Tank Engine mixed with MLP with a plot line from Game of Thrones. Thomas and the Mane Six fight off armies of Pokemon and all variants by playing YuGiOh cards. There would be a spin-off series that is in the Roblox format as a game with element of Touhou thrown in the mix. The main ship of this series will be Thomas the Tank and Rarity.
 

MediocreMilt

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Anything commonly associated with being "big-brained"
-skepticism
-atheism
-rationalism
-sapiosexuality (muh "I'm attracted to "smart" people)
-most scientific concepts

and not because (especially with regards to the scientific concepts) those ideas necessarily have nothing to them, but because they all attract the world's biggest exceptional individuals like flies on shit. People who don't understand the concept of the day, but who nonetheless latch onto it, shit it up, and then try to pretend like they're smarter than everybody else all for buying into something they never really understood in the first place.

saddest of all of those is sapiosexuality. imagine fucking some exceptional individual and then trying to play it off like you bang smart people. sad!
 

The Captain

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Do people still follow Twilight? Couldn't stand it when the movies were coming out.

And Homestuck.
 
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Five Nights at Freddy's.
i would have said to add on just about any game prone to fandomwank like Undertale or Night In The Woods but then that would mostly just be the standard tumblr cows. FNAF for some reason has a disproportionate amount of dumb young kids as well which sets it apart.
 
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