WHAT I ATE TODAY | 2,000 CALORIE LIMIT - 09/01/18

[Guest69]

So we are counting calories now?!
Remember double speed for convenience.

 

[Lunete]

Can you not just eat one sandwich?

 

[Avril Lavigne]

This is what she shows:

• 2 sandwiches with 3 pieces of bacon, rotisserie chicken, and light mayo on each. 610 calories
• Indian-style chickpeas and a ton of "BASAMATI" rice. 680 calories
• 2 puddings (200 calories) and 3 types of nuts (450 calories worth) totaling 650 calories for her nighttime snack

Total 1,940 calories. Celebrates having 60 whole calories left over!

 

[Dutch Courage]

She is still pitching her videos to a new audience, expecting it to look to her as a guru of weightloss. If the expects that scam to work, you'd think she would have deleted all videos prior to today.

She then explains her crackpot, crazy diet plan and says "it works for me" despite copious evidence that proves nothing she does works for her.

She then eats two meals at one time again. Pudding and nuts for a bedtime snack (nobody ever accused her of having a sophisticated palette)... Never mind that the morning starvation, the huge lunch and dinners, and the snacks before beddy bye is wreaking havoc on her metabolism.

Her smug "don't you worry! I am under my calories!" really makes me look forward to the very rude awakening awaiting her next weigh in...

Other than that, a waste of 10 minutes. I should have taken Guest69's advice about double-speed.

 

[AbyssStarer]

the fuck sandwich is that with toast and...chicken...with bacon? I've seen weird shit on a sandwich but those are sloppy and have no vegetables. That might even have been a semi-respectable meal but then she lifts up a huge plate of rice and beans. I'm surprised she never eats curry with how much she loves rice, I bet what she had there would taste better if she cracked an egg into the rice in the last few minutes of it steaming (though she must use that horrible minute rice.)

She could probably do better on Youtube if she did a ripoff of Epic Meal Time themed around crappy, unseasoned, white-trash food.

 

[Owlflaps]

All these counting calories won't matter once she binges and fails again.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Video was either filmed yesterday or the gross hambeast just slept in all her clothing.
Devours two sammiches and she "doesn't even like bacon". Eats two servings of rice while having one serving plugged into her fitness pal. Ends her night with "60 calories remaining", lol. Totally not over 440 from that double rice alone. I love how she back peddles and claims that she was just kidding you goise, the pudding is totally more than 2 bites for Hambeast. After all, she's such a dainty gorl!

For real goise, our gorl only ate a cup of nuts and two puddings for her final meal!
...No one believes you, Beanbaggerlynn.

 

[Crispy Chicken]

Yesterday's video:
'I can't do keto cuz if a diet says I should be eating bacon instead of a banana, then that's not healthy to me, it's just not right'

Today's video:
This is my first meal of the day, it's got 6 bacons, 4 toasts, rotisserie chicken & light mayo, at 610 calories. It works for me.'

 

[Un Platano]

Scurvy ahoy, she didn't eat a single milligram of vitamin C that day.

 

[CindyChafe]

I like how when she does something for a couple days, it’s “what works for me”. She adopts the identity of whatever it is she’s trying out.

Why doesn’t she share the food and calorie counts of what Becky is eating too since she’s going to all that trouble counting it for her?

Also she had to clarify her pudding cups took more than 2 spoons to eat. Because no one has heard of hyperbole before.

So boring.

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

"This is a lot of food."


Bitch, please.

You've talked before about eating 6 double-stuffed Reeses cups, in one sitting, as a snack.

 

[SweetDee]

Nothing has ever worked for her besides someone else being in control of her diet, portions, and exercise. That's the only way she lost weight before and it's the only way she will now. Remember back when she was with her favorite sped? Destiny got recorded saying on camera, "I tried telling you not to go to a restaurant and you were all 'I'm an adult and if I want to go out to eat, I will.'" She hated being controlled and she is never going to do it again.

That's why she is so resistant to going to a(several) professional for help. She needs in-patient hospitalization, tbh. For at least eight weeks; sixteen weeks being even better.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Becky would smuggle her food constantly. Only way AL would lose weight in an inpatient setting is with zero visitors and no access to her phone / laptop. So many deathfats like to try to order pizza while being inpatient.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

No way that was only 4oz of chicken on those sandwiches. Maybe on one! Count again, gorl!

Speaking of, how long till she finds a new excuse to stop this calorie counting? My guess is Monday when they both fail to lose anything.

"Yeah, we didn't lose. But it's a journey, ya'll! I think the hardest part for me is counting two people's calories instead of just my own".

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Scurvy ahoy, she didn't eat a single milligram of vitamin C that day.

It's okay she gets her vitamin C from sunlight.

 

[Guest69]

Nothing has ever worked for her besides someone else being in control of her diet, portions, and exercise. That's the only way she lost weight before and it's the only way she will now. Remember back when she was with her favorite sped? Destiny got recorded saying on camera, "I tried telling you not to go to a restaurant and you were all 'I'm an adult and if I want to go out to eat, I will.'" She hated being controlled and she is never going to do it again.

That's why she is so resistant to going to a(several) professional for help. She needs in-patient hospitalization, tbh. For at least eight weeks; sixteen weeks being even better.

They would kick her out once the binge monster starts leash out on nurses, doctors and other patients. Sure, they might try to give her pills, but I think that her hunger is stronger than any benzo.

 

[SweetDee]

They would kick her out once the binge monster starts leash out on nurses, doctors and other patients. Sure, they might try to give her pills, but I think that her hunger is stronger than any benzo.

I'm sure that most facilities have their share of difficult fatties/whatever else. I remain that big AL might be able to lose a substantial amount of weight in an in-patient hospital. Hell, she might actually feel so much better she'll continue the diet once discharged.


lmao who am I kidding. FAT... ahahahahaaa.....

 

[PiggyPie]

Not a vegetable or fruit to be found.

 

[RG 448]

This is what she shows:

• 2 sandwiches with 3 pieces of bacon, rotisserie chicken, and light mayo on each. 610 calories
• Indian-style chickpeas and a ton of "BASAMATI" rice. 680 calories
• 2 puddings (200 calories) and 3 types of nuts (450 calories worth) totaling 650 calories for her nighttime snack

Total 1,940 calories. Celebrates having 60 whole calories left over!

Fucking 60 calorie deficit. And we’re supposed to be impressed? The ideal is 500.

 

[ADHD]

She is still pitching her videos to a new audience, expecting it to look to her as a guru of weightloss.

Looks like we'll see a surge of new kiwis once this new batch figures out she's actually a guru of weight gain.

This video looks like it was filmed the same day as the keto video/her YN stream. Maybe she's telling the truth about staying within her calorie limit by the end of that day, but it's highly unlikely she's still on track. Remember that #gracieschallenge in May where she was supposed to weigh herself for 30 days in a row? She fell off that train by day 5, and that challenge required a lot less effort/willpower than restricting her food intake. The only way she manages daily YT uploads is if she films a bunch at once. She isn't capable of doing anything that could be considered "work" on a daily basis.